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I am a rock climber and I actually use the fricking rope instead of just wearing it. Congratulations Link you may be fast but I’m not dying on this cliff.

He beat you to the top~

As someone who felt like this for 3 months during my first swim season ever, drowning’s gotta be the worst way to go. HYRULE NOOOOO!!!!!

@nyastri gave me 4 ideas to torture Hyrule, and I chose one:

"Drowning"

Hope you like it, Astri!

Did you turn your phone screen or your face to see Hyrule's face? 😆

okokok hear me out... centuries by fall out boy for our boi legend

hiii!

i believe i have a song that’s really Legend-coded. i saw you made a bunch of playlists for our boys and i thought i’d share! it’s called Bow Down by Alibi Music. i just thought i’d share :D

You know what? Consider it added. Both because I think he deserves more Empowering Songs (he has so many sad ones 😔) but also because it's giving me ideas possibly beyond my art skills HAHA

I personally named my horse tanner. Guess what color it was.

Wild: got a new horse today.

Twi: Cub! We talked about this. You can’t collect horses like collecting pokemon.

Time: dunno, think Malon would be impressed.

Wild: didn’t know what to name it.

Twi: he is shit at naming things.

Time: seems to run in this family

Wild: so named it Mayo.

Twi:

Time:

Wild:

Twi: don’t finish that sentence Cub.

Wild: 😈 some times mayo-neighs.

Time: *deceased*

Twi: 🤬

Everyone else: oh god no. 

the master door does more damage than the master sword convince me otherwise

(@technicallya1manband @tortilla-of-courage @sky-squido)

in reference to the chain fic

just realized that when Ravio returns home to find the door gone and multiple items missing from Legend’s house, it’s going to look like some one robbed the place

I physically cannot make myself lock in why must every weekend be a fistfight with my brain to do life

But what if… REVALI’S GALE + BULLET TIME + BOMB ARROW SPAM

find a man who's love language is also an obsession with blowing things up

Mood

guys, i’ve gone on a revalink tumblr spree, why are they kinda cute together hold up—

he living with da penguins that colonized da boat

wild: @blaircrissette

context: https://www.tumblr.com/penguinly/781079728990879745/frick-the-boat-got-colonized-by-penguins?source=share

Be nice to him. It’s his first time living.

I’d like to imagine that every Zelda game save file is just an alternate universe. So like there’s Tears of the Kingdom and in some universes (speedrunners) Link is a being capable of burning down the fabric of reality and reinventing physics because it’s a normal Tuesday and he will not let another incarnation of the same fucking dude he spent killed to save Zelda hurt her again. And then there’s an alternate universe where he sees a gloom hand for the first time and goes screw courage and yeets himself off Akkala Citadel Ruins and paraglides away as fast as humanly possible.

Yeah that second alternate universe is mine. I am never approaching one of those again. I didn’t even fight that thing and I am still terrified. I just saw the red sky and bolted for my life.

If only I could do this to the fricking combat shrines in TOTK but also maybe I just suck at the game lol

Just a quick reminder: Skyward Sword Link is SCARY in a sword fight

This is actually my second time playing Skyward Sword HD. I do not consider myself a beginner necessarily, but I Did Not Know that I was capable of demolishing mini bosses lol. Years of Lynel training I suppose xD

Also this post was kiiinda made with Linked Universe in mind, but, really, it doesn't have to be about LU. This dude (be it Link, Sky or whatnot) is horrifying in every instance.

Thank you @i-love-zelda-16 for the tag!

1. If you could choose any animal, which one would you choose to be?

Penguin. Either an emperor or chinstrap penguin to be exact. Emperor penguins get to live in Antarctica (they're the only species to live there year-round so that's cool) so that's already cool as hell and chinstrap penguins can take 2,000 naps a day for about 2 seconds each instead of actually sleeping but they're also just interesting. I fricking love penguins. In case you couldn't tell by my pfp. Or my username. Or any time I've used my blog to spread penguin propaganda (I should do that more).

2. What would you choose if you’re in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

Throw a hoodie on top of it. I've been wearing this really comfortable one all winter that's synthetic (kind of like quick-dry shorts material but softer) on the inside and really baggy and I fricking love it. Like I just throw it on and zip it up and no one ever needs to know that I wear the same 3 shirts on rotation basically all year round. This strategy probably doesn't work as well in the winter or summer since I wear shorts at home all the time even when it's really cold outside and hoodies and summer don't really go together but I'll do it anyway.

3. Are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren, or mermaid and why do you think so?

Ooh I'll pick fairy because wings. I used to be able to lucid dream sometimes (I just drop dead asleep nowadays so no more controlling my dreams for me) and my favorite ones were the ones with flying. I also like to make height jokes at my own expense because I think it's funny so hey, I'm not really losing much by becoming 6 inches tall. I don't even care what powers I may or may not have with being a fairy I just wanna fly and be tiny lol.

4. What is your style?

Ok so this has changed a LOT in the past year or so. I used to wear basically all neutral boring colors and stuff for some reason. I HATED the idea of being perceived. Then I had the revelation that I didn't give a shit what people thought so I stole my brother's Zelda shirt (Tears of the Kingdom picture on the back and I wear it proudly) and got around to dying my hair with vaguely blue and then neon red streaks because I love making premeditated impulsive decisions. I'm still kind of limited in terms of pants because I literally have 3 pairs of the same pants I wear all winter and 3 pairs of the same shorts I wear all summer due to sensory issues. I'm trying to find more fun colored shirts and stuff because I'm quite honestly too tired to care what people think anymore and I may as well wear cool stuff.

5. Regular milk or plant based milk?

Regular milk. Partially because I ended up forcing myself to drink a lot of plant based milk at one point in my life and I hated it so I'll probably still hate it for another long while.

6. Which do you put first, milk or cereal?

There is only one right answer to this. You put the fricking cereal in first. If you put the milk in first then the cereal's going to float on top when it's poured in so you're going to have way too much milk and way too little cereal. And then at the end you have to drink the entire bowl's worth of lukewarm milk. Even worse if it's one of those more crumbly cereals that just dissolves when you get it wet and it's a disgusting texture at the bottom. Pouring the cereal first means you get the right cereal to milk ratio AND if you do it right most of the cereal's going to have a little bit of milk in it so none of it's just straight up dry and crunchy. Yes, I'm very passionate about this.

7. Fav way to kill someone?

This one's kinda hard. Personally haven't killed anyone (as far as I know) but if we're talking about writing character deaths you can't go wrong with a good old time loop. I haven't written one yet but this is on my bucket list of things to do. One of these days I'm going to start a time loop longfic. My top three favorite time loop death tropes are as follows in no particular order:

dying when really close to or appearing to have ended the loop

dying to reset the loop when someone gets hurt

dying in a loved one's arms while telling them about the loop

Note that you could technically do all three of these at the same time if you really wanted. But yeah time loop angst just hits different sometimes. I'd like to give an honorable mention to 'having a breakdown when explaining the loop to someone' but it didn't necessarily have dying involved so I turned it into bullet point 3.

Yeah, I've rambled enough so I'm going to pass this on to my moots and anyone else who wants to join in! Not going to tag anyone because I feel bad for spamming people with these oops :|

thankyou for the tag @preposterousray 🖤

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to) I think I would choose to be a bengal tiger because I have always resonated with them 🐅 <3

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

hm, a black singlet top, fishnet tights and black denim shorts with lace, hair in two spiky buns, eyeshadow and lipgloss, some bracelets and obviously my scoliosis brace but that is a mobility aid lol

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

I think either a witch (darkness, chaos, magic, freedom, and power, and animals, besides I’m already into witchery) and a vampire (turning into a bat, flying, supernatural powers, macabre)

what is your style?

idk man I love and admire both gothic fashion and punk-rock fashion. diy, scraps, lace, patches, studs, spikes, fishnets, jewellery, mesh, paint, safety pins, stockings, short skirts and shorts, crop tops, weird hairstyles and makeup, expressing individuality and rebellion and the macabre and unusual — and if I’m being formal then thrifted suit jackets and vampy curly updos ✨

regular milk or plant based milk?

regular milk 🥛

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

milk because I am a psychopath

nah I’m actually kidding I obviously put cereal first I just wanted to annoy whoever was reading this

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

pull one of their eyes out with my fingers, shove a handkerchief into their eye socket, and then throw them the fuck overboard a ship to drown in the unforgiving sea kaz brekker style

tagging @vilecemetery @rottingangel9 @mossterious @urlocalbone @butterflypython @ball-of-insecurities @sandmoondooh @calder-a @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast and anyone else who wants to join

OH MY GODS THIS IS BASICALLY MY ‘IF ALL ELSE GOES TO SHIT’ FIC I LOVE IT SO MUCH

@skyloftian-nutcase your fic "Numb" made me FEEL THINGS. It gave me those little angsty butterflies and I just adore how you describe emotions! Everything flows so naturally and all your fics are just a joy to read!

I took a bit of creative liberty with this fan art, but I hope you like it! ❤️❤️

The empty ‘im so tired’ look in Sky’s eyes is killing me

☀️ Sunshine 🌩

I READ THE FIC AND YOU SHOULD TOO GO DO THAT RIGHT NOW PLEASE

Fanart based off of THIS AMAZING WHUMPTOBER FIC of @skyward-floored 's!! Please read it and it's sequel❤️

Warning: Blood, stabbing, character under control

MASTERPOST

I'm sick of scrolling through years of posts lol

Let's see if I can do this properly🤭

Art Challenges

Fan Joy July 2025

Info Post

Fan Joy July 2024

Info Post

Whumptober 2023

Comics

Holding out for a Hero

The Color of the Sunrise

Monopoly

Traitor

Failed Flirt

Skyfall Pt 2

Skyfall pt 1

In the Mist

Sunshine

Delirium

Extremes

Numb

Brethren in the Cradle

Colored Drawings

Pathetic - Sky

Awkward Family Photos - Four

Impa Comforts - Imprisoning War

Link and Canon - Imprisoning War

Anatomy of a Hero - The Heart

Anatomy of a Hero - Digestive System

Time vs Fierce Deity

Abel and Til Comfort

Dramatic Lighting Sky

Hyrule and Aurora

Time,Malon,and baby

The Happiest Hyrule

Triple Threat

Tooootally hurt Wars

Time being Pretty

OG Snoots

Happy Birthday

Floating

Finally Fishing

Fireflies

Abel and Baby Link

THUNDER

Watching and Judging

Legend Study

They're Brothers your Honor

Blood Moon

Sketches

Four has a Nosebleed

Wars held Captive

Wild Bleeding Out

Wind Running with a Wound

Wild is Bilbo Baggins

Sky with Remlit

Wind Sleeping

Hecking huge Pig

I'm right here Bud

Headcannons

Time Pranking Wars

Life Lessons

But then I took an arrow to the chest

Heroes natural enemy

Pinhead Larry

A Brothers Support

Brotherly Bonding

Ate the Whole Pot

Dreaming of Muscles

Stacking on Sky

Scarf Therapy

Wars playing guitar

Huzzah!

Baby Link

Diving Buddies

Choke Hold

Wet Four

Good Boy

Chain with a Child

Trapped by Goats

Desperate

Pressure

Wakey Wakey

Airhead

When Pigs Fly

Bless you

Fics Gifted to Me <3

I feel called out and I’m not even in the fandom

when you stress so hard about having school tomorrow you have to draw mafuyu asahina

frick the boat got colonized by penguins. they're just angry about the tariffs my bad. i promise the fish is okay though.

Yes my computer crashed while I was making this.

I’m gonna leave him here, make sure he stays out of trouble

"Video game music can't hurt you"

BOTW Guardian theme:

I have a challenge for you: transcribe Guardian theme Botw OST?

this is a joke by the way that thing is nuts

TRUST ME I HAVE TRIED TO LEARN IT

10 YEARS OF PIANO HAS DONE ME NO GOOD

I WANT TO SEE THE FEAR IN MY ENEMIES’ EYES

BUT I — CANT — PLAY — IT — 😭😭😭😭

Ooh I need to actually get myself one of those Minecraft Happy Meal toys (siblings stole all 3 of them and I can't get them back). Can't drive but the subway system here is actually goated (look at me using slang I'm so proud of myself) so that's always an option.

Thanks for inviting me @i-love-zelda-16!

Tagging (no pressure) @aaa-batteryy @palmolli @anicomicqueen and anyone who wants to get a MINECRAFT TOY!!!

Chicken nugget Happy Meals are superior and you cannot change my mind.

HIGHLY recommend stealing a tumblr mutual for a day like hehe lemme drive you around and we can be silly all day and you’re stuck with me in my car :3

I realized I never put my reference photo so I put it under the cut. I think this was my first 4 star in pjsk when I played for like a month a year ago (quit cuz everything was in Korean due to Korean App Store and if you couldn't tell my Korean is not good enough to read full stories in). Yeah.

You better be taking a 3 hour nap rn but in honor of my first 4 star ever from my 1 month stint playing pjsk I drew that one mafuyu archery card. Idk wtf I was doing with the hair or the skirt or the bow or the arrow but this took like 30 minutes I’m not kidding. I got randomly really motivated but my drawing is still very shit so yay? (Also wrote 500 words for the fic so I might be ao3 cursed tomorrow lol yippee!!!)

Also you should probably look into getting meds for migraines again? Not that I know anything about it but functioning properly is probably a good thing for AP World test idk. Shit I gotta study for AP CSA.

Ilysm 🐧

Oh my gods she’s so cute AND much better than anything I could do. Hopefully the Ao3 curse does not bite you tomorrow but also damn you’re consistent with writing.

But also it is probably time to go to the doctor for migraines again. Sigh. Please go study AP CSA.

Love you too <3

I frickinf love penguins sk much

Ohhh my god??? (LGD= Livestock Guardian Dog)

Thursday here but I am still dying

Captain, it’s Wednesday

reference under the cut

how would IAU Time react to the suicide jumper scene at the beginning of the Incredibles movie? (asking because I watched it again recently and was shocked that pixar put that in a family movie)

I’ve felt grumpy from the moment I woke up, anyone on here want to ask about AUs or some such thing

im so sorry but the only thing i can think of rn is the octonauts episode with that colossal squid that started dragging the octopod to the bottom of the ocean

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

i have to get skyward sword for my birthday even if it means bankrupting myself to do it.

Spirited Away Zelda redraw !

The gold lighting and the Triforce and the detail on the background here is so cool danggg

A window into the Sacred Realm 🌅🔶✨

[Linktober 2022 Day 31: Free for all]

The ao3 curse is not real. It can't hurt me. It's just probability. It's just coincidence. It's just correlation.

cue wind hopping in and exposing himself as an almost 14 year old with a liver of steel and terrifying the entire chain then walking away in a straight line barely buzzed. important to note that warriors took one sip and forgot his name.

Twilight: what are you drinking?

Warriors: tea

Twilight: really? What kind of tea?

Warriors: tea … quila

There’s a sequel. Guess what I’m doing at school instead of classwork.

Crying to a mcd fic at 1:30am on a school night is an essential part of the ao3 experience and you cannot convince me otherwise