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*proceeds to get their arses handed to them by a bunch of 10 year olds

reblogging only for this master piece

A sperm cell contains about 37.5 MB of information. There are about 100 million sperm cells per ml; the average ejaculation is about 2.25ml, and takes about 5 seconds. This makes the average bandwidth of the human penis 1687 TB/sec

I know, that’s a lot of information to swallow.

you know what they(whoever that is) say "one mans trash IS another mans treasure!"

Bad Taste- Marichat

Marichat trash… I know…

I regret nothing.

watch you be the ceo

A technician pulls a headset off of you and asks you if you liked the VR. You panic, and he calmly says that your whole life was a 2 minute VR experience to show you what being an average person would be like. You, stunned and afraid, ask, “Who am I, then?” He stares in complete disbelief.

There should be arguments in any marriage but not fights. Also change the username Jeff that was really good

As Jack was marrying Jill, his father gave him some advice “Son, when I got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was strip her naked, take off my pants…

Then, I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on her and she said that she couldn’t wear them because they were too large. I said to her, ‘Of course they are too big for you, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ …Ever since that day, son, we have never had a single problem.“

Jack took his dad’s advice and did the same thing to his wife on his wedding night.

Then, Jill took off her panties and gave them to Jack. “Try these on,” she said. Jack went along with it and tried them on, but they were far too small.

“What’s the point of this? I can’t get into your panties,” said Jack.

“Exactly,” Jill replied, “and if you don’t change your attitude, you never will!”

It was about some civil war somewhere and the two joined but one of them surrendered right after the declaration of war but there was never a peace treaty and it was so unclear that it became like a bedtime story for the children of both. Imagine that, you don’t have to.

“What year is it?” “1337, why?” “Oh so the start of the Hundred Years’ War” “THE WHAT?” “Don’t worry it wasn’t actually 100 years” “Oh thank-” “It was 116”

I would like to to correct the amharic translation. It is (Return my story and fill my mouth with bread)

ending a story in other languages

kurdish: “my story went to other homes, god bless the mothers and fathers of its listeners” (Çîroka min çû diyaran, rehmet li dê û bavê guhdaran.)

greek: “and they lived well, and we lived better” (και ζήσανε αυτοί καλά και εμείς καλύτερα)

afrikaans: “whistle whistle, the story is done” (fluit fluit, die storie is uit)

goemai: “my tale has finished, (it) has returned to go (and) come home.” (tamtis noe lat / dok ba muaan yi wa)

amharic: “return my story and feed me bread” (ተረቴን መልሱ አፌን በዳቦ አብሱ::)

bengali: “my story ends and the spinach is eaten by the goat” (aamaar kothati furolo; Notey gaachhti murolo) *means something is irreversibly ended because goats eats herbs from the root

norwegian: “snip snap snout, the tale is finished” (snipp snapp snute, så er eventyret ute”

polish: “and i was there [at the wedding] too, and drank mead and wine.” (a ja tam byłem, miód i wino piłem.)

georgian: “disaster there, feast here… bran there, flour here…” (ჭირი – იქა, ლხინი – აქა, ქატო – იქა, ფქვილი – აქა)

hungarian: “this is the end, run away with it” (itt a vége, fuss el véle)

turkish: “lastly, three apples fell from the sky; one for our story’s heroes, one for the person who told their tale, and one for those who listened and promise to share. And with that, they all achieved their hearts’ desires. Let us now step up and settle into their thrones.” (Gökten üç elma düşmüş; biri onların, biri anlatanın, diğeri de dinleyenlerin başına. Onlar ermiş muradına, biz çıkalım kerevetine.)

wasn’t there like a 300+ year war somewhere in the netherlands until like 1938?

“What year is it?” “1337, why?” “Oh so the start of the Hundred Years’ War” “THE WHAT?” “Don’t worry it wasn’t actually 100 years” “Oh thank-” “It was 116”

LADYBUG HAD A VESPA!!!

Miracle queen is actually vesperia. That’s why she looks more like a wasp then a bee

So I tried to look up vesperia and how she relates to wasps, and I found that it comes from the italian word for wasp, vespa

vespa

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO MCSHIZZLE VALDEZ

I love photoshopping. 

I swear to god I need to read ops username

I was walking through the mall and I headed into a Barnes & Noble, and Barack Obama was for some reason signing books there so I walked up, like ???? He wrote a book? Some biography?? When I got up to the desk, all the books were just lizards, and Obama replied to my inquires with a simple, “They may have no names, but there’s an identity to be acknowledged,” and he smiled as he signed another lizard and then there was something about a surprise dragon and then I woke up.

FORBIDDEN LOVE BY DIPSTICK45 ON WATTPAD!!! It is a marichat AU where, its a lot to explain but basically 18th century feminist mari with magical cat person/prince crossing boundaries not meant to be crossed. It is literally the BEST book I've ever read (and I've read a LOT of books) JUST READ IT PLEASE!!!

Okay, congratulations guys. Y'all successfully converted me to be a proud follower of this sacred cult/association/enterprise/sorority/fraternity/allegiance/alliance/league/imjustthrowingeverywordcausewhynot/etc. known as

MariChat

In exchange for my pledge of allegiance towards this holy cause, I demand request fellow members to share with me their beloved biblical depiction commonly known as le fanfictioniooonnn.

Particularly;

completed works only

no crossovers, let's keep it pure babes

ones you would recommend to a first time practicer

ones I should've known already but my sorry as never got the call of *realization* of the true way/meaning of life

I would like thank in advance to my fellow peeps. I still have much to discover and a lot of growing to do (especially my fanart/fic collection).

P.S. I'm serious, I'm really late into this ship and now just realized how truly beautiful this ship and I'm desperate for some starters fic and also marichat appreciation tumblr acc. So feel free to shout-out your blog if got something I might be interested. Thank you dearies, love ya 😘

P.P.S. this was my third time editing this post lol

Holy shizz this is old but I really wanna write about thisl.

A= Alien H=Human

A:Does this mean we could just be fictional characters that some sick mind invented?

H: Well... I don’t personally believe that is the case but yes. You and I could Just be the writings of a very emotional teenager that needs to finish cleaning his room but decided to write about us instead.

A: Was- Was that a fourth wall break?

H: eh, sometimes I pretend I AM a fictional character and break the fourth wall. 

A: I can’t believe that we just all might be made up characters

H: I wasn’t expecting to deal with an existential crisis today but okay.

Humans are weird: 4th wall break

Okay so the aliens finally know the concept of fictional characters and a human convinces his best alien buddy to watch deadpool with him. In the movie are a lot of 4th wall breaks. Now imagine this: Deadpool:it’s like the studio doesn’t have enough budget for more x-men Alien:did he just. Did he just talk to us? Human:jup it’s a 4th wall break Alien:? Human: it basically means the character knows he’s fictional. Alien: so they have self awareness?!? Human: no it’s just… Alien: they know!?! OMG will they break this 4th wall and come to our world?!? Will they attack us?!? How can we kill deadpool he’s basically immortal?!? Does this mean we could just be fictional characters too that some sick mind invented?!? The next 5 hours are used to calm the alien down. Like always, feel free to contribute.

can I write this too though? Like its such a wonderful Idea.

To everyone who keeps making metaphorical stories about aliens being connected to race, and humans judging them based on their skin color: 

You know nothing of this world, this universe, or Javert!

Yes, yes, the ‘aliens are a different color’ trope is great and you can get a lot of commentary out of it. After all, we humans do hate things that are a different color than peach.

But do you know what else we humans hate?

We humans hate anything other than the normal ‘body’.

Give me an Earth - no, no, not just the broad Earth, give me a high school - where a few different groups of aliens are there as part of the universal foreign exchange program, and the human students are having a field day.

Give me bullies who taunt all of the aliens. Give me an administrative body that does nothing. “Well, humans will be humans.” Give me parents who teach their children that it’s alright to stare at the aliens. Give me a metaphor so blunt that you’re all probably groaning.

Give me all of this.

And then give me a group of disabled kids who come to the aliens’ defense.

Give me an alien who can’t see, who cannot possibly grasp the concept of seeing, who doesn’t know what the big deal is about seeing. And then give me a blind kid who’s like, “Yeah, I don’t get what the big deal is, either. But you’re never going to survive on this planet without having some sense of where you’re going. Here, try this.”

“IS IT A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION?”

“…Close. It’s called a cane. No, no, it’s not - you don’t have to - okay, seriously, stop poking everyone with it.”

*Poke poke*

“That’s literally doing nothing.”

*Poke poke*

“You’re not injuring anyone.”

*Poke poke*

“I’m pretty sure you’re poking the lamp.”

Give me an alien who doesn’t walk, so much as it slithers. And it gets along well with a boy in a wheelchair, who really regrets letting it borrow said wheelchair because it somehow turned it into a nuclear-powered mini spaceship that travels down the hallways at the speed of light. (”I was in the bathroom for like two minutes.”)

Give me an alien who is over-stimulated and begins creating weird sonic waves from its mouth, before an autistic girl covers him with a weighted blanket, completely pacifying him.

Give me a girl with behavioral issues who talks to an alien with behavioral issues and is like, “I’ll tell you what; I’ll promise not to punch Jane “Homecoming Queen” Doe in her face, if you promise not to destroy the entire east side with the push of a button.”

Give me a boy with a prosthetic arm and leg building a prosthetic arm and leg for a very excited alien, who doesn’t know how to thank them enough.

Give me an alien who is really, really, really, really, really confused because what do you mean you have a machine that keeps your life source from exploding, what is this maker of paces, you humans are hard core.

Give me an alien who is equally confused because what do you mean she can’t hear? Her hearing appendages are right there? I see nothing wrong with them?

And then give me the alien parents who are the biggest soccer moms of the galaxy and find out that the other kids were picking on their children and are ready to blow up the entire world before the aliens are like, “No, look, it’s cool, these humans don’t pick on us.” “Yeah, they’re cool.” “Besides, they give us weapons of mass destruction.” *Poke poke*

Somebody give me this!

Wait a minute, I’m an author!

I’ll give it to myself.

And also to all of you.

Stay tuned.

Alright You asked for it!

so first there was an Instagram post about this lady caring for a snail she accidentally stepped on. as I was scrolling through the comments i see that someone has proposed to another person over the chat. I being the wise man I am advise against this as seen in this screen shot.

I was not expecting her to propose to ME instead! as I didn’t wanna break her heart twice(I am very empathetic) So I decided to propose back and deal with it later. to which her reaction was

At this point I was starting to get worried that this was serious and not a joke. So I asked if it was serious and to my horror I got this response.

Now as I was panicking. How would I explain this to my parents! I was still suspecting it was a joke yk like one of those things so I asked when the wedding was.

Now I was still sorta thinking this was a joke untl...

SHE WAS IN MY DMS NOW I WAS PANICKING!!! but there was still hope if she was older than me (I’m 15 btw) but she beat me to it

Man was she persistent! at least I have a temporary solution though. And that ladies and Gentle men is how I accidentally got engaged

Wanna hear how I accidentally got engaged today?

Idk if y’all wanna hear this but all it takes is one reblog and I will tell the full story with screenshots

Wanna hear how I accidentally got engaged today?

Idk if y’all wanna hear this but all it takes is one reblog and I will tell the full story with screenshots

I NEED THE NAME!!! PLEASE IT’S BEEN 5 YEARS!!!

hey that comic so sooo beautiful

and you do you and what you want to draw

Real quick though, are you good?

The fandom has some angst today I tell ya

and me too I’ve got the sadness

and maybe you could do like a fluff happytime kiss like what is the happiest thing I can think of maybe they are married and he gets her a hamster and they name it whatever the opposite of loneliness is

Just like if you want to

-the same awkward anon you always get

Anon. Your majesty 👑

You are such a sweetheart.

I am good! That comic just had been haunting me for like a month and today happened to be the day I had finished enough of my other art projects that I had time to get it out of my system.

That ask was so sweet and ily anon, whoever you are! Of COURSE I will draw you happily married adrinette with their hamster named—

My body betrays me, it tires and wears while my spirit wishes to wake to never rest doing the things it loves. Yet as a human I must strike a balance between them and the spirit can’t do what it pleases if the body is dead!

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT GET YOUR VPN TODAY!!!

Farewell online privacy

Making a linguistics experiment happen with CogSci DIY: Language Science

If you’re the kind of person who gets excited when someone shares a research survey, then CogSci DIY lets your take your curiosity to a whole new level and join in the creation of an online research project.

From coming up with the topic to voting on the research plan and watching it all happen, this community-lead project is happening over a five week period starting June 1st 2021. You can find out more and sign up on the CogSci DIY website.

Below is a short introductory video from the CogSci DIY team:

They’ve also put together a video of various people talking about why this project is important (you might hear some familiar Lingthusiasm voices).

I’m excited to see people try new models of engaging people in linguists and demystifying some of the research process. I look forward to seeing the results of this fascinatingly experimental experiment!

5 posts!

PLEASE REBLOG THIS IS IMPORTANT AND IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE!!!

PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM

I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.

Ok Look, I know that in about a year I’m probably gonna change states and such. But the thing is now I miss friends I haven’t even made. Every time I make a memory I know I probably won’t spend all my 4 years with them but I still wanna be friends and make memories with them and have fun. Sure it’s heart breaking but I’d rather break my heart a thousand times then not make friends at all. 

I DONT KNOW ANY BLOGS @everyone 

ladysminou:

cirishere:

thehottestmess:

klutzyfox:

hey-got-any-grapes:

damhalfblood:

crzyprsn42:

notdxbya:

yegreatdragontamingpiratecaptain:

whoopdyprompts:

acciothecookies:

oh-were-califormia:

sloth-friemb:

zjalthehappyhedgehog19:

inkwell1013:

lowkeyjustvibing:

letitbefiction:

surviving-an-ocean-of-fandoms:

tinacroat:

anyarps:

i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300 active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

Duca, Croatia

A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

Portugal

This is fucking important. I am glad someone fucking spoke about this and said what they had to say. The damage is terrible, and all the evergreen, stone, even the ground is black. I was fucking terrified when Croatia was burning. The fire was near a village where I like and I thought it will burn down. I thought the church will burn down. I thought the cemetery where my grandpa is buried will burn. I still remember the smell of smoke, and when I went to check how bad is fire, my clothes and hair and skin all stunk of smoke. It didn’t go away for weeks.

This is NASA’s picture of Croatia and Montenegro burning. My fucking country was burning. Fucking reblog this. I don’t care that it isn’t UK or US, or that it doesn’t go with your blog, fucking. Reblog. It.

Not my blog type, I dont care.

Reblog for awareness. Do it.

@thegrinningkitten @trialoftheguilty-comic @the-bad-sanses @thewastedwaffle @thewastedwaffle @theundertalehuman @idonthavefronds @kit-kit-kat @the-star-sansess @lights-camera-stagefright @smol-lightning-bug @undertaleau-headcanons @enosstart @incorrect-ibvs-quotes @smol-spook-owo @starlypenguins @laurarose1701 @bellkim27 @definitely-a-living-human @smol-spook-owo @joyfultimetravelbanana @joyfultimetravelbanana2222 @aurellia404 @onebizarrekai @ds-and-ibvs-nerdo @horrordustislife @outcode-crossing @undertalethingems @dryemiddi @skumhuu @bung0us @ask-dreamswap @beruu14 @jmv-au @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @pukicho 

Boost this or so help me

I don’t care if this “Doesn’t fit your blog theme” or “You don’t think people will notice if you reblog it”

I

Don’t

Care

If you don’t reblog this, that’s a conscious decision to ignore that people are suffering.

And one last thing

TAG EVERY SINGLE BLOG YOU KNOW

I don’t care if you don’t think you’re big enough for them to notice you or you’re worried about bothering them, you do it regardless! I nearly had a panic attack tagging some of the bigger blogs I know of because I’m practically invisible in term of popularity but I still tagged them because it’s worth me being anxious if it means someone gets help.

So unless you don’t care about people dying and suffering, then reblog this and be a decent human being.

I know my blog isn’t for this but this effects everyone to some extent. I have tagged literally everyone I follow. Please reblog and spread the word.

@oz-universe @maybeishouldwritesomething @schpog-art @commodorecliche @racketghost @princip1914 @mochacoffee @enraged-chihuahua @assiraphales @dear-ao3 @yet-another-autistic-blog @wow-lookit-all-the-fandoms @notegender @noahhasnousername @feministism @kit-kat57 @sheralazarus @neferneferuaten-nefertiti1342 @crowleytweets @localautisticgirl-blog @amethystpagan @incorrect-ineffable @axtistix @adult-female-with-aspergers @proudautisticgirl @timaeusmechanized @soaptears @elvmoe @crimson-chains @wordtotherose @cccrystalclear @auti-things @aluxray97 @autistic-noodle @eamikkir @gemennair @themoonmothwrites @professorflowers @book-limerence @thegirlwiththepuffhat @lagriffedemaho @autist-tips @turnipot @lettheseabirdscry @doodlesoffandomsandtrash @ademonwithinternet @scriptautistic @imaveryspookygirl @pink-imagines @moonstonemoonlight @demi-chen @bennyssewingblog @carlydraws @kinda-ok-ish @autie-biographical @drawingpkmneveryday @adhd-alien @finley-myself @birendrabhatta @amoxtlaltli @enelica @writingwithcolor @tweedfeather @wahoo-shem @innerdestinypuppy @servantserah @this-familiar-song

@binch-i-might-be @broadwaypunk

@thegirlwholovedstarkid @wellfuckmegentlywithachansaw @this-is-humanitys-eleventh-hour @thekingwiththerustythrone @imaketheladiesmcswoon @icefoxe @grangerstarkid @itsybitsybookworm @official-lucifers-child (sorry for tagging you, this needs awareness) @theinsanelylogical @oh-were-califormia @jakemothpigeonchaos @microwave-gremlin @mr-mcswoon @adhdaydreaming

Sorry for tagging y'all, but this is so fucking important

@starkidding-around @grangerstarkid @wellfuckmegentlywithachansaw @mermistahawk @theinsanelylogical @articulateyoungcapitalist @someone-here-is-smart @racecrack-higgins @jaelynn-is-slightly-confused @the-cowbi

@chisheya @strxwberry-cottxge @propaganda-for-poets @philocxlyy @animeart907 @wolfstar-shitpost @wolfstarxmoon @mythiee @lovelylsddream @itsedgelord666iamcoal @lesbianralzarek @badjokesbyjeff @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @official-lucifers-child @wolfstarloml @bpd-bbyg @ladycottagecore @lousydrawingsforgoodpeople @dredsina @hellsite-hall-of-fame

@paperbark-paperback @ughgclden @nora2317 @ceasafeplace13 @yegreatdragontamingpiratecaptain @acciothecookies @heroxvillian-mo @abbyiguess07 @serino137 @a-plucked-flower

@bigbadivy @phantomproductions

@a-smart-dumbass @madd-creations

@greentea7246@notdxbya@whoopdyprompts@your-local-disaster-bi@darling-its-blue-and-gay@padfootbadwolf @a-genderfluid-witch

i know some of us have never interacted but i need you guys to boost this, please.

@crzyprsn42 @darling-its-blue-and-gay @firerose @primulke @anxious-skogkatt @starrlight08 @sapphicsierramist @olive2608 @sapphicsierramist @justmemyselfandthefridge @leidiosyncraticone @whatever-happened-to-the-ducks @palindrome-k @holding-infinity-and-a-book @fandoms-fiend @angstystarghost @those-stars-in-her-eyes @ozziiee @calumthoodshands @takemyhand-bitch @johermione @vivir1000x @nemu1415 @masqueraderevelersx

I’m from Germany and they didn’t say anything in the news about this which makes me so fucking mad

this is scary

@mango-pickle @cipher-dorito @aadyeah @more-like-reyna PLEASE HELP BOOST IT!

REBLOG PLEASE,I BEG YOU.

Tagging some people- @secret-eden @thehottestmess @cirishere @whythefuckdoiexist @didyouputyournameinthegobi @paperfrogss @snowbaz-is-life @thefandomonly @scintillatea @holding-infinity-and-a-book  @will-byers-the-wise @rabidmultishipper @sixofsparrows  @notsofabulouslife07 @acereader         AND ALL OF YOU READING THIS PLEASE REBLOG,I AM BEGGING YOU.

!!! Please reblog!

@catsandcrabs @the-stars-love-me @justa-pipedream @fluffyblanketssupreme @ladysminou @persephcned @mydogisgaytoo @ohboyimadeactivate @nymphietonkslupin

@heckinsnekboi, @waflbio, @yeetinguntil3am, @writerwithtoomanyships, @vpow, @ladysminou, @diya-dreams, @whythefuckdoiexist, @that-geeky-dude, @geekyapollokid

@queerymiracle @whythefuckdoiexist @acereader @sapphireamethystpatch @maritasdump @pyroclastic727 @the ho dash!!

@gale-gentlepenguin @bevvydraws @emsylcatac @buggachat @hamsternamedmarinette @2manyfandoms2count @epyros-sacel-vanid @purrincess-chat @p-artsypants @thenovelartist

Don't mind me I'm just drawing a joke that I'm sure has already been done a million times

KAGAMI HAS ME DYING!!!

miraculous ladybug sticker pack! you can use it ;)

and hey if you want my commissions open