When You Desperately Want To Write A Fic But Have Literally No Motivation Or Imagination

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barty be like “im a slut” and then fall in love with one man and never looks at other men

Stop writing marauders fics and making peter this outcast that they ignore and didn't love. His betrayal hurt for a reason. Remus truly believed Sirius did it. And Sirius didn't want Pete dead because he let him go to Azkaban. No, he wanted him dead because he did what they promised they never do and that's hurt each and he did that. And I know for a fact James would resent him because he didn't just put James and Sirius in danger, he put lily and harry in danger. But secretly he'd forgive him. He'd pray it was a trick and peter was tortured. Or he was being a spy for Dumbledore and had to say something. James loved peter. Remus loved peter. Sirius loved peter. PETER IS A MARAUDER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. That doesn't mean you have to hate him. But stop making him this terrible, evil, scheming, person.

professor monty and his student assistant regulus black and monty keeps trying to set regulus up with his son and reg keeps refusing out of respect to monty until reg got invited to the potters family and finally got to meet the son monty keeps trying to set him up with

Okay, so, i really want to write a marauders fanfic (Probably including jegulus) but i have literally no ideas, like my mind is completely blank. So, if anyone has any marauders fanfic ideas, please tell me and i might write them! Also, if anyone wants to write a marauders fanfiction with me, i am completely open to that!

forever grateful that marlene mckinnon didnt live long enough to see her childhood best friend james potter be betrayed by her other childhood best friend peter pettigrew

i just imagine james, remus, and alice has this support group for people dating members of the black family and the first few weeks james started dating regulus he needed a lot of help like

james: so he was ranting and i said “you’re being dramatic” and he—

remus: wait wait you called him dramatic?

alice: *shakes her head* rookie mistake

james: but he was being dramatic!

alice: yeah of course he is! he’s a black! they are drama queens! but you never tell them that!

remus: you just let them be dramatic and you react accordingly!

alice: when they go “im gonna kill them” you say “i’ll help you hide the body”

james: oooohh *pulls out a notepad* tell me more

Lily: You need a hobby. James: I have a hobby! Lily: Fawning over Regulus isn’t a hobby.

LOOK at Barty canon description!!!! he is literally the WORST omg hahahaha