Peter: Why is James crying? Sirius: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- James: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Peter: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- James: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Peter: NO, NOT THAT! Remus: what is wrong with you all
professor monty and his student assistant regulus black and monty keeps trying to set regulus up with his son and reg keeps refusing out of respect to monty until reg got invited to the potters family and finally got to meet the son monty keeps trying to set him up with
sirius black headcanons because i am still not over the brainrot about him
takes him a while to fall asleep
cuts his hair by himself, or marlene does it for him. he doesn’t cut his during the summer, despite getting hot, he just puts it up
he’s a morning person, and he can also function on little to no sleep
he loves driving, he’s the only one out of his friend group to have a driving license and to actually drive
really flexible
does other people’s essays and assignments for cigarettes. the charging depends on the subject, how long it has to be, and whether the person he’s helping wants it to be longer than it’s supposed to be or not
very competitive
doesn’t talk to a lot of people, and he’s very selective of the people he talks to, because he thinks that quite a few people are wasting his time
chainsmoker
took him quite a while to start getting along with lily; she thought he is arrogant and stuck up, he considered her to be annoying
fiercely protective of his friends
used to get along really well with bellatrix, due to their similarities. during family events, they always snuck out together (sometimes accompanied by their siblings), gossiping and smoking
really high pain tolerance, it’s actually scary
“Trans men can be misogynistic because they’re MEN”
No, everyone can be misogynistic because misogyny is not stored in the gender.
New Year’s resolution: actually writing the fanfic and not just daydream about it
I adore the trans regulus headcannon and it’s something that brings me so much comfort, but I feel that we always just say he cuts his hair and wears stereotypical boys clothes and suddenly he passes completely, and I just feel as though we should sometimes delve much deeper into him NOT passing, and how that affects the way he lives life, because not everyone’s trans journeys are the same, and not everyone passes, and yet in things like fanfics and stories the trans characters pass even though that’s not true to the experiences of lots of trans people, and although I don’t know if other non passing trans people feel like this, it makes me feel like I’m less or not valid because people wouldn’t look at me and think that I was a boy.
I’m like rlly late but oh well
1. The marauders
2. Greek mythology
3. Iced coffee
4. Chocolate cake
5. Regulily
Idrk who to Tag so Just whoever wants to do it
List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers.❤️🍀
5 things that make me happy
Would be my family
Would be my friends
The sky
A good book
My beloved furry friend elmer
@crimsonace173 @leechbuckets @wolf-n-star-obsessed @waitingforthesunrise @aayeroace @sakiyaki-sashimi @ddrunk-mothh @ritz--crackers @le-petite-ivy @blueengland
oh honey no, we don’t care abt jkr here, we just take the characters and make them even more depressed and ✨gay✨ then we throw them in a coffee shop AU and play with them like barbies
Okay, so, i really want to write a marauders fanfic (Probably including jegulus) but i have literally no ideas, like my mind is completely blank. So, if anyone has any marauders fanfic ideas, please tell me and i might write them! Also, if anyone wants to write a marauders fanfiction with me, i am completely open to that!
can't help but think like, bro. if you wanted to attack the archive, good job i guess?
but if you actually wanted to erase the queer + nsfw + queer nsfw content that ao3 houses...good fucking luck, dude (sarcastic).
people are always going to create. people are always going to be exploring the meaning of humanity or morality or any complex emotion through their art.
governments and groups alike have tried to censor literature in history. that sort of sentiment has indeed led to book burnings and regimes and horrible ways of attempting to control the human mind. but do you know what it didn't do? it didn't fucking stop those writers. it didn't stop their responses. it didn't stop efforts to restore and preserve after the worst had passed.
like, if that is your unironic objective for this whole situation. i don't know what to tell you. lol. humans, we are always going to create. queer people, we're always going to have pride in our identity and expression. authors and artists and creators, we are always writing and drawing and creating for ourselves, for our inquiry, and for our communities.
if ao3 really goes down for a prolonged period of time, people will find other ways. if you take away one website, people will move to others. if you take every one of those down (and i hope it drives you bankrupt doing so), then, eventually, people will create their own archives. online. in real life. of course it won't be the same. and it'll be difficult. but, i guess my point is that we won't stop.
like imagine telling a human to stop making art. lol. companies will stop doing something if it doesn't make a profit, but we aren't creating for money. what we're creating for, our causes and motives and passions, are things a cyber attack/acts of hate will always fail to stifle and take away.
barty is the kind of guy to say 'here comes the airplane!' before putting his dick in evan's mouth