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Pandora Rosier had always loved Regulus Black. Was always going to love him.

It was a fact, woven into the very fabric of the universe. Written into the same stars they had spent so many nights looking at together, back when life had been simpler.

It was one of the only things pandora was sure of. Juat as she knew that the sky was blue and the grass was green, she knew that she loved Regulus Black.

He was her best friend, but more than that, he was her brother.

Her protector, her rock, her person.

Pandora did not want to live in a world without Regulus. She never thought she would have to. Until suddenly, she did.

Because Regulus was gone. He was gone and their was nothing she could do about it.

“james would never do that!” why are you james fleamont potter? are you the father? are you the son? are you the holy spirit? why are you deciding what james cant and wont do?

marauders incorrect quotes pt 204

Peter: Why is James crying? Sirius: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and- James: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY! Peter: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say- James: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH! Peter: NO, NOT THAT! Remus: what is wrong with you all

Regulus who has a complicated relationship with his sexuality because he swears up and down he’s gay until one day he falls in love with the beautiful woman that is Lily Evans and he doesn’t know what to do with himself

barty be like “im a slut” and then fall in love with one man and never looks at other men

I’m like rlly late but oh well

1. The marauders

2. Greek mythology

3. Iced coffee

4. Chocolate cake

5. Regulily

Idrk who to Tag so Just whoever wants to do it

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you. learn to know your mutuals and followers.❤️🍀

5 things that make me happy

Would be my family

Would be my friends

The sky

A good book

My beloved furry friend elmer

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Marlene McKinnon headcanons because I love her

Was actually the first in the marauders to be punk. Remus insists that he was the one who introduced punk to everyone but Marlene just sits there glaring at him because she knows she’s always been way more punk than this nerd.

At thirteen she was the one who strutted around with black nail varnish and oversized band t-shirts. Punk women owned her entire heart.

Biggest Blondie fan in Hogwarts.

Cut her hair short once and wore a boys’ uniform because she was feeling ✨masculine✨ one year. Every single one of her friends experienced gay panic.

Had her ears pierced by Dorcas.

She has a golden retriever. Idk why she just gives me major golden retriever vibes.

Irish Marlene anyone??

They decide to go by all pronouns bc gender doesn’t mean shit to them. They still identify as a lesbian though: he/she/they butch lesbian Marlene.

She can sing but her voice is a little husky from all the cigarettes she smokes. This actually makes her sound even hotter, at least in Dorcas’s eyes.

They were Lily’s queer awakening and the two definitely made out more than once before Marlene got together with Dorcas.

She loves horror movies. And I mean loves them. They are her favourite genre and she absolutely loves the aesthetic of “hot person with blood splattered all over them”. Rip Marlene McKinnon you would have loved Heathers.

Fuck it, one year Marlene just straight up looks like Matthew Lillard in the first Scream movie lol.

Okay if anyone has read About a Boy (and I mean read the book not watched the film) she has almost the exact vibes of the character Ellie McCrae. No more needs to be said.

She plays electric guitar because I say so.

Her and James are besties. Not friends, not best friends, besties.

Sirius’s motorcycle did not in fact belong to him at first. It belonged to Marlene who was literally so careless that Dorcas begged her to give it up out of fear of Marlene’s own safety.

Marlene has dyslexia and her and James bonded over not being able to fucking read quickly and hating their homework (James has ADHD). They both set up a little study group where they helped each other and figured out different ways to make reading and writing easier for themselves, even if that meant just being there to support each other.

Marlene definitely wears a shirt that says dyke on it.

*movie night at the Potter's*

James and Barty: 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Pete and Sirius: 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Remus sitting between them: can't we just sit and watch the film normally FOR ONCE

regulus black is not one of your little slytherin boys

THAT MAN IS GAY

sirius black headcanons because i am still not over the brainrot about him

takes him a while to fall asleep

cuts his hair by himself, or marlene does it for him. he doesn’t cut his during the summer, despite getting hot, he just puts it up

he’s a morning person, and he can also function on little to no sleep

he loves driving, he’s the only one out of his friend group to have a driving license and to actually drive

really flexible

does other people’s essays and assignments for cigarettes. the charging depends on the subject, how long it has to be, and whether the person he’s helping wants it to be longer than it’s supposed to be or not

very competitive

doesn’t talk to a lot of people, and he’s very selective of the people he talks to, because he thinks that quite a few people are wasting his time

chainsmoker

took him quite a while to start getting along with lily; she thought he is arrogant and stuck up, he considered her to be annoying

fiercely protective of his friends

used to get along really well with bellatrix, due to their similarities. during family events, they always snuck out together (sometimes accompanied by their siblings), gossiping and smoking

really high pain tolerance, it’s actually scary