(the Fourth Grade Class Is Surrounded Around A Broken Coffee Machine.)

(the fourth grade class is surrounded around a broken coffee machine.)

mr. garrison: so… who broke it? i’m not mad. i just want to know.

butters: i did. i broke-

mr. garrison: no, no you didn’t. eric?

cartman: don’t look at me! look at kyle.

kyle: what? i didn’t break it.

cartman: that’s weird. how’d you even know it was broken?

kyle: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.

cartman: …suspicious.

stan: if it matters - probably not… but bebe was the last one to use it.

bebe: liar!! i don't even drink that crap!

stan: oh, really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

bebe: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! everyone knows that, stan!

butters: ok, ok, let’s not fight! i broke it, let me pay for it, mr. garrison!

mr. garrison: NO! WHO BROKE IT?!!

cartman: …mr. garrison... kenny's been awfully quiet.

kenny: (REALLY?)

cartman: yeah, really!!

kenny: (OH MY GOD!) [argument ensues]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

mr. garrison: i broke it. it burned my hand, so i punched it. i predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN LENNON.

Born at 6:30 P.M. on the ninth of October, 1940, in Liverpool, England.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN LENNON.

If you’re going to look at this post, I’d appreciate if you could read the entire thing.

I’ve always been fascinated by John’s music. It was pretty hard not to, as his voice always did strike me as a certain kind of unconventional that’s too beautiful to miss.

In the past year especially have I become more and more drawn to his work as I’m going through a state in my life where I’m trying to find some sort of stability in myself.

John’s music has gotten me through so much. Throughout the course of the past year it has helped me become the person I’ve wanted to be for years, and has reminded me that, even when I feel like I’ve hit my lowest point, it will ALWAYS get better.

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Even at the worst of it. I was not alone.

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John. Wherever you are, may it be in the sky or whatever else, I want you to know.

You are going to last forever.

No bullet or gunshot wound could lessen the impact you brought to music and the world. You are THE influence and THE catalyst. Nothing can change that.

No matter how many years pass by, even when everyone currently on this earth has died, you will still be remembered. and your voice will still be heard.

I love you, Nowhere Man.

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Thank you for changing the world.

Sincerely,

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