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Turn your volume up and enjoy 60 seconds of badgers nomming on grass

I too love burgers and hot dog, I'm unfortunately allergic to meat though, not that it stops me 😇

I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

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Face reveal :3

let's see where sex gets them then

"Humans need sex to stay alive" bestie i am going to run you over with a car

Dawg I genuinely barely woke up, and my uncle was breathing so loud and making so much noise I actually almost started crying. My misophonia hasn't bothered me like in so long, but he was breathing so loud I actually just couldn't take it. How can people breathe so loud and not be bothered. It was so bad. I tried covering my ears but my piercing started hurting, and I can't plug my ears because of my nails. He was just. Breathing. So loud. I had to put on my noise cancelling earbuds and start blaring music to escape the literal torture. I tried to get a grip on myself before that but I was just gripping my wrist really hard and painfully, which didn't help anything (unsurprisingly), so here we are. I wouldn't wish misophonia on anyone, except these loud ass people. Like what do you mean I want to hurt myself aggressively because he's breathing loudly. What do you mean that's what's so upsetting

STOP posting SEXUAL THINGS with THE ASEXUAL TAG

look, I'm very sex favorable. I even engage in the devils tango as an asexual. however, I get nauseous seeing so many naked bodies, and they are plastered all over the asexual tag. seriously. I get that people are just tossing every lgbt tag on their sexy posts for traction but maybe leave off the one literally about not feeling sexual attraction.

Just a thought. :)

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You know you're in deep medical shit when the doctors get so done with not being able to figure out whats wrong with you that they literally give up on you and stop trying at all and so now your health is getting worse and no one is trying to figure out why

Ps: a good way to lose 35 pounds in 3 months is to be super ill and have no idea why