Latest Posts by phdbird - Page 3
i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.
“but what about platonic soulmates?? not everything has to be romantic. friendship is just as important—” shut uppp. i have plenty of friends. i don’t need to live vicariously through some fictional character’s friendship. i want to see them fuck nasty. i want to see them be weird about each other
It's so nice being on tumblr because you don't even have to make your own post but people would still follow you anyways if you're good at rebloging posts they like
megatron trying to use bees trigger happy nature to convince him to join the decipticons
I don't know about you, but I really hate mentality that says that we don't get good animated projects anymore, especially when these exist.
And there's more.
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever
stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak
university is like a video game. you can pick up sidequests. Youre gonna neglect the main storyline. youre gonna end up in a guild of sorts. i just looted a bush on campus and found a sticker
i must take painkillers. painkillers are the pain killer
she res on my urrection till i come. (back. (from the dead))
Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.
We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.
"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.
the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous
liking popular characters is so embarrassing Yeah here's spiderman bet you've never heard of him,Whatever kicks a rock
If i had a nickel for everytime I've heard a song abt a rapper dealing w a Halloween slasher id have 4 nickles
stop asking me “wyd” i am literally at home losing my mind
idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this
being an artist and revisiting media you liked when you were 11 is like. oh ok. this shaped my sense of humor and the way I write characters and the way I pace narratives and the tropes I'm drawn to. and I vastly underestimated how much of an impact it had on me because I literally have not thought about it for 15 years. but it was there inside me the whole time. ok. ok cool! c ool
if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.
when i see an abandoned bike locked to a rack with its wheels stolen my immediate mental image is always a shackled skeleton in a dungeon
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
Muehehe my ocs
His name is Zemí n hes the worst :3
I was born at a very young age. I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.
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