When The Surprise Twist Happens In The First Chapter Of A 50+ Chapter Book.

Nope, kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE. DIE!

This vegan baking show is unreal…

.....MOTHERFUCKER!!! 

Mikaele Salesa : *remarks how much Martin looks and acts like a younger Jurgen leitner*

Me, remembering that Martin’s father left when he was like 9, that he’s supposed to look exactly like him, that Leitner is old enough to be his dad and that Martin’s dad left in the 90’s which is around the same time that the leitner library was destroyed and leitner went into hiding:

Edit: everyone in these tags is losing their shit, my work here is done

Well, fuck. Who told?

Oh boy, love this🙄. The pumping of my leg in first grade set off my teacher so much. one day she asked me to stay after class and when my mother came to pick me up. (Btw I lived in the neighborhood and it was standard  for me to walk home so, she made my mom panic about why I wasn’t home and then had the gall to be ‘inconvenienced’ by my mother being ‘late’ to pick me up, even though I told her I lived around the corner from the school.) She asked my mother right in front of me if I was being treated for a brain tumor. which of course gave me a panic attack because even though I was young, my dad was a nurse, so I knew what ‘tumor’ meant. Thanks Mrs. Dean. You should’ve retired ten years before I was born, you decrepit fossil.

Common phrases said to you before you realise you have Adhd

What is a true American if they are not a Native, an immigrant, a refugee or slave.

Unknown

“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.” Bitch, please. I wish I couldn’t see.

-sentiment from one whose had enough of this shit.

I know y’all are just hating on Taylor Swift because, she blonde, blue-eyed and sings country music. I know, because those used to be my reasons. GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES.

Back on the mother of all pain trains. Will I survive?

P H E W

So, part 1 of Forbidden love. I had in mind an idea...

This comic will ruin my life

I keep seeing reports of of yet another black trans woman having been murdered, first I was sad, now I’m pissed! How can I help? Does anyone know?

NO NO NO- DOWN OP, GET DOWN , BAD OP!!! -THAT IS A VERY NAUGHTY OP!! BAD!

Dream!Larson: Arthur, the tentacle is slowly curling around your inner thigh 

Me: