call me eden/kair . 5teen . he / it / neos . proship/darkshipper . anti radqueer . latino esp/eng OK!
136 posts
Latest Posts by phosnomalies - Page 3
Bro got friendzoned in a worst way possible
Happy valentines day
heya! can i request a moodboard for my wife herta from honkai star rail? it can have themes of magic, jewelry, sparkles and maybe science related with purple colors, please and thank u ^^ , have a nice day
Here you go! I hope you like it :3
Requests are still open! Read pinned before sending one !
All gifs found on pinterest
Proship friendly blog! Antis dni!
ackkkkk I need to see herta in your writing style 😭😭😭😭
barista's note: if it is herta the people want it is herta the people will get! please come home herta i spent all my anaxa funds on you
"order for...general herta headcanons?"
madam herta: number 83 of the genius society, the woman who proved the solitary wave theory and emanator of erudition. what is there to say about such a genius?
well, one thing is for sure; herta is great and she knows she's great. hundreds of puppets of her are scattered across her space station, portraits of her are never far from sight and statues of her are not uncommon, too.
because of her greatness and confidence in her greatness, many people tend to be intimidated by her. who wouldn't be? she's THE herta, after all; the second smartest being in the universe, only behind nous THEMSELF.
so, it tends to be quite boring talking to all these mundanites that never provide her with the slightest bit of stimulation. even the ones that do question her always seem to lack any sort of substance in their arguments.
so when she meets you, a clever spitfire from the intelligentsia guild who not only criticises her but does so with some semblance of intellectual thought? she is intrigued
after meeting you, she invites you to her office frequently to just talk with her. herta is exactly like the rumours; she's arrogant and fiercely intellectual. arguing with her is like talking to a brick wall. and yet, she persists in inviting you again and again.
eventually, you become a common presence in the space station. the researchers are used to you standing near herta's office or hearing you arguing passionately with the madam in her office
at some stage, she invites you to her home to talk with her. she is far more intimidating in person, as a beautiful woman with thousands of puppets of her standing around, observing you as you argue your case.
and it continues, again and again,
until you just...move in one day. and live with her.
CONGRATS! you became madam herta's lover by accident! well, not really by accident. she actually planned this, somewhat. SO, you became madam herta's lover by half-accident!
herta is a demanding lover, to say the least. she expects constant praise and affection from you when it is convenient for her. and of course, she demands your attention at all times. what could be more important than her? your actual job, for one
clingy doesn't even begin to describe herta lol. wherever she goes, this woman expects you to be right behind her. not too much to ask, right?
but she also really likes it when you argue back and criticise her. its what makes you..different from everyone else.
despite all of her herta-ness, she can actually be surprisingly gentle. she'll help you with fashion, makeup, hair etc, and her touch is always soft and sweet. in these moments, you get a glimpse at a more vulnerable side of herta that's rarely seen.
also, please cook/bake for her. she has no clue what to do in the kitchen and many herta bots have died awful deaths because of her experiments. to save these poor puppets, youre going to have to learn how to cook, whether you want to or not.
whenever herta has a portrait of her commissioned, she'll always include you with her. portraits of you and her together are common all across the space station. researchers often gossip about your relationship to herta, wondering why this random intelligentsia guild member is suddenly attached to madam herta.
she'll also name several discoveries after you! [name] theory, [name] equation, [name] disorder..the list goes on and on.
she'll also include you in discussions about the simulated universe...in fact, she'll include you in almost all of her projects.
what can she say? love makes one irrational. even someone like madam herta can't resist its pull.
"The Herta & [Surname], [Name]. (2157). Determining The Properties of Stellarons. Candelagraphos, 136(8)."
can you make one that says brother kisser or good boys kiss their brothers pretty please? preferably with like a blue/green/white color scheme :3
Hi anon! These are 540x305 px gifs so lmk if you want them as stamps :)
//Anon request//fauxcest//Green-blue-white//glitter text//animated gifs//540x305 px//GIF format//
Credit is appreciated <3
i will never forgive the internet for making the phrase “fiction affects reality” inherently suspicious because like fiction absolutely does affect reality in the sense that the themes and messages of media can challenge or affirm people’s biases, it can impact one’s ideology, so much of fiction is commentary on real social issues
and yet! everyone who uses the phrase fiction affects reality is using it as a pro-censorship argument and i simply do not fuck with that
just for fun... since most of my ideas are sequences i like most from whatever pmv i'm imagining, i tried to edit this one with the song (and part of the song) it was with. song for this is charles by balloon (prsk cover)
Idk who needs to hear this but if anyone who sees fictional brothers kissing and thinks “oh I should kiss my brother” they’re too fucking young to be on these apps. NOBODY is that impressionable by the age of 13. By the age of 13 you should already know kissing your brother is wrong. And if you don’t, that’s not my fault, that’s not the OP’s fault.
people are so dumb. especially antis
look at this comment i found on tiktok 😭
or that's your fault... 😭
Being proship is....
...realizing that the BookTok girlies, guys, etc had it right.
Yes, that dark romance is hot. Yes, it is alluring that that man is stalking his ex. Oh, that man has known that girl since she was born and he was a teen at the time of her birth? That is so sexy. They are so fuckin' real for that.
And relating to that FunkyFrog video, yes, what you like in fiction DOES NOT mean you want it in reality.
“proship recovery” you don’t recover from not being an asshole 😭
Me going for all those who tells to REAL people to get raped or killed thinking that they're doing something good or saving someone. (most of antis)
Lol this looks aggressive but, you know, they make the same posts with things like "me going for proshippers"
Just wanted to use the idea.
Also I wanted to use this gif a long time ago.
I love pervert s/i's. I love stalker s/i's. I love abusive s/i's.
If you selfship in a way that isnt conventional youre awesome, i hope you know that.
"that ship is a crime"
"liking that character is illegal"
hey, so which law is that again
oh hey, theres no law for those
why is that?
oh yeah
fiction... Isn't real life?
Shit posts, Beast slander, Ancients x Beasts, and Shadow Milk breakdown. I got it all!
op im pretty sure we dont bite, proshippers are also allowed to make beutiful artwork and be creative cuz we are people too
Got really bent out of shape reading someone somewhere griping about Beast x Ancient shipping (which doesn't usually happen to me but I'm in a shit mood today), so I slapped this together. Shout out to all my Beast x Ancient homies, keep on keeping on, haters mind your damn business
BEAST-YEAST EPISODE 8 SPOILERS
...okay so we can all agree that shadow milk has feelings for pure vanilla right?
i thought it was obvious since episode 7 that shadow milk doesn't hate pure vanilla. if he did and only cared about the soul jam, he would have killed pure vanilla or caused his death in some way. no, instead, he kept him to play around with him, and offered him a home in the spire, which is literally said to be unusual by candy apple and black sapphire (the two characters who are technically closest to him) so pure vanilla is a special case.
he's also notably happier interacting with pure vanilla than he is the other deceitful trio (based on the story & kingdom interactions)
to the point where this update gave us this very ugly but very elated sprite from shadow milk used exclusively when he's with pure vanilla
because apparently shadow milk has been bored all the time without pure vanilla!! he's been bored so much that black sapphire can TELL when he's bored, and keep in mind, shadow milk is someone who masks his true emotions ALL THE TIME
of course, shadow milk's goal was to watch pure vanilla fall to deceit—but that's very clearly rooted in his desire to finally have someone who understands him.
the moment pure vanilla accepts deceit, and vows to spend eternity with shadow milk, shadow milk is immediately excited and happy, and they merge souls. shadow milk accepts pure vanilla as a part of him just like how he wanted pure vanilla to accept him.
(note that he says "us" and not "me". he fully intends to work with pv as partners lol)
and when pure vanilla finally awakens and reveals it was all a trick, shadow milk is CRUSHED. he calls pure vanilla a traitor, because he thought pure vanilla would actually join his side.
all this reads like he really, really wanted pure vanilla on his side. again, all of the toying with him to make him fall to deceit, and telling pure vanilla he understands, he's been there, so it's time for pure vanilla to accept his fate.
but, of course shadow milk is an extremely contradictory person; even though he wanted pure vanilla to understand him, he didn't ACTUALLY want pure vanilla to understand him. because when pure vanilla feels his loneliness and calls him out on it, shadow milk can't admit it, to himself or to pure vanilla. he can't admit that he longs for pure vanilla's company.
and pure vanilla longs for his company too! he accepts shadow milk and his deceit, and wants shadow milk to accept him too. it's a complete reversal of what shadow milk wanted to happen.
pure vanilla stretches his hand out to shadow milk, a peace offering, an offer for them to develop a relationship other than that of enemies.
and shadow milk HESITATES.
HE FUCKING HESITATES. i can't understate how crazy it is that shadow milk, for a split second, could have actually considered pure vanilla's proposal. the guy that has been shown to be nothing but ruthless and without morals Hesitates when pure vanilla asks to be his friend.
BECAUSE HE FUCKING WANTS TO BE PURE VANILLA'S FRIEND
HE WANTS HIS COMPANY!!! HE WANTS TO PLAY GAMES WITH HIM!!! HE WANTS TO BE BY PURE VANILLA'S SIDE SO BADLY
BUT HE CAN'T EMBRACE TRUTH THE WAY PURE VANILLA EMBRACES DECEIT. HE CAN'T STOP LYING TO HIMSELF AND EVERYONE AROUND HIM THAT HE DOESN'T WANT THIS AND THAT HE'S NOT LONELY, THAT HE HAS EVERYTHING HE EVER WANTED, THAT HE'S HAPPY.
HE'S NOT HAPPY!!!!!
HE'S NOT HAPPY WITHOUT PURE VANILLA BY HIS SIDE AND HE'S JUST NOW REALIZING IT!!!! AND NOW HE HAS TO PUSH HIM AWAY INSTEAD OF BEING HONEST!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don't like this game Tbh
i love herta
ShadowVanilla comic: "Embrace truth as we would embrace deceit"
ONGGG i finally finished this. it was fun to make? yes and NOPE my finger hurts
But i love shadowvanilla as you can see, so it was really worth it <3
ignore my sightly bad handwriting and my skills of drawing comics 💀 im still learning guys