Pick Up Line #13

My friend told me this balloon would get me the ladies so here it goes: Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!

Heh, you think my writing’s great - you should feel what I can do with my tongue.

Oko ninjah (things lesbians say)

Damn girl, you’re one fine hipster, cause you can really make those hips stir.

a picture’s worth a thousand words but picture us and i’ll make it worth a lifetime

r u a math problem because ur making me cry 

Girl:*walks up to my crowded table* Hey guys, is there anywhere I can sit?

Me:*gives a small smirk* If you want you can sit on my lap, but I’m told my face is way more comfortable..

Group:*Whooping and shouting* OOOO! Oooo!!!

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

oh yes, getting all the ladies !

Challenge: lesbian signs as bad pick up lines (I have more challenges btw!)

Aries: Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know what you are or how you work, but I have a feeling in my gut that I should take you out. 

Taurus:  “It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”

Gemini: Are you an antiquer? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.

Cancer: Thank god I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot to handle 

Leo: *holding out hand* can you hold this while I go for a walk? 

Virgo: On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight? 

Libra: Are you french? Because maDAMN

Scorpio: did you fall from heaven because have sex with me 

Sagittarius: You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.

Capricorn: Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids. 

Aquarius: I like your bangs and I like your boobs, and Id like to bang your boobs.

Pisces: I’m all out of raisins, so how about a date?