I obsess over books, cartoons, animes, series, comics, musicals and other stuff out there || she/her
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*Perfuma and Scorpia dancing*
*Catra and Adora being cute*
*Entrapta finding Hordak*
My shipper ass:
Not that the books aren’t amazing but u know that would be perfect
What can I even say
You got the OTPs that are
And then you got the
OTPs
That’s damn right
Interviewer: Would you say you have any special skills?
Me: I can read intense gay smut in public with a straight face
I just need more
More specifically Happily ever after I swear is on repeat for like forever
I do that on a weekend
day 9 of quarantine like
I just found out that there is a karaoke version of SU songs on Spotify but I have no friends sing with T_T
I NEED SOME BISMUTH X PEARL CLOSURE
No that I am complaning I’m just emotional I can’t believe is actually over jdjdbdjsjdudb
I honestly don’t know how to handle that it literally will never have anything like can’t we like cry out another movie or something?!
Djizzjsjqksj
IT’S ONLY BEEN 10 SECONDS AND I ALREADY MISS THEM SO MUCH
I’ll paint a watercolor with my tears
Random person: so, which way do you swing?
Neil: I don’t, I fell of the swing and met Andrew down there
ok but... neil is such a fucking chaotic dumbass
like look at this fuckifn... asshole boy
he's CUFFED to a fucking HOSPITAL BED with two FBI AGENTS ready to question him
and yet he's just like... listen bitch. i'm Queen *tugs at handcuffs*
"So you gonna give us some info now?"
"Y'all hear sumn? Lmao anyway- *dozes off*"
a s s h o l e
even the feds want to fucking cry at this point
Andrew: neil i'll kill you
Kurt: steps in to protect neil
Neil @ Kurt: um excuse me henny? don't you see that we're flirting?
"Neil calm do- Andrew are you seriously fucking ha-"
Andrew: subtly covering his crotch with Neil's bandages
Andrew: no.
tl;dr Neil is a fucking bastard boy and it's a miracle he's still alive
also Andrew loves it
I need some reddie fic that follows the same storyline but also ignore some major events because I need my boys to stay together
That's true :')
he’s more proud of Chloe than his actual son
She has literally no one to talk about everything that just happen and no one to help her. Master fu is gone and she knows that she screwed up even though is wasn’t really her fault. She’s just like 15 and that’s not fair that so much is on her.
‘The magic-est.’
‘Baz always looks like he’s in an ad for expensive watches. Even when he isn’t wearing one.’
‘Was Simon supposed to see it coming? He doesn’t see anything coming! He’s taken aback by Tuesdays!’
‘Relaxation is the most insidious humdrum.’
‘“I would never have befriended an inert organism.”’
‘(“My last boyfriend was a barista, Agatha!” “You are also a barista, Ginger. That’s how you met.”)’
‘“I’ll distract them by being a vampire.”’
‘There’s a woman standing in line near us, giving us her most aggrieved “don’t be gay” face, but I don’t care [...]’
‘It’s sitting in economy that’s making us gay.’
‘If you can’t trust people with nose rings to be open-minded, who’s left?’
‘The fucking sun! We get it — you’re very fucking bright!’
‘The Mage. May he rest in pain.’
‘“We’re not robbing banks and murdering people.” / “Yet!” I say.’
‘Iowa smells more like pig shit than Illinois.’
‘Why would you go through the desert on a horse with no name? Why wouldn’t you name the fucking horse at some point?’
‘“What do people eat in Nebraska?!” Snow asks. / “Their dreams!” I shout at him.’
‘“What in the curs-ed fuck?” I say.’
‘Bunce waves her turkey leg at the whole presposterous scene. “Is the theme British?” she asks, suddenly indignant. “Is it just weird and British?” / “If so, Bunce, you’ve got the best costume.”’
‘Baz follows me into the sword tent. (Long & Broad, the sign says.) “You can’t pick up every sword, Snow.” / “I can’t hear you,” I say, trying out a poorly balanced sabre. / “Pray, my lord, my light — thy cannot test every blade in the kingdom.”’
‘I’ll be damned and drawn and fucking quartered before I watch some devil-eyed goat feel up my boyfriend in front of me.’
‘(I’m probably never going to have kids, because I owe at least three imps my firstborn.)’
‘“Are you guys trying to summon Jesus?”’
‘Go ahead and shoot me. This isn’t my favourite shirt.’
And then, of course, this beautiful part:
‘Simon, Simon... / You were the sun, and I was crashing into you. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / I’d tell myself... / “You live in fear! In denial!” / Simon is on the ground. His blood is red and abundant. It smells like brown butter. His hair is a mess, his face is in the sand. He doesn’t know how much I love him. He’s never really heard it. / I’d wake up every morning and tell myself... / “Simon... love... get up. We still have to save Agatha.” / Simon is on the ground. / This will end in flames.’
He didn’t even tried to come up with an excuse to be on the train, like he didn’t thought about lying to his lady. He’s just to cute I cant
How come I haven’t seen this
I’ve realized that there might be people who don’t know this gem :). And you who do… let’s put this into your brain again :).
My cousin: oh my god Richie is gay and in love with Eddie
Me: * trying not to freak out, pretending not to be obcessed and shipping reedie since the first 10 min of the first movie*
Me: *voice cracking* yeah
All the Reddie shippers leaving the theatre after IT Chapter 2:
The same Reddie shippers remembering it doesn’t change the fact that Eddie’s still dead:
Edit: gifs taken from tenor, from B99