Pissgoblin973 - Andy Pandy

HELLO EVERYBODY EHEH

the post is up! give it a wee read if you have the time.

it goes without saying please please please do not steal my work or any work from any creatives on this platform.

i started writing this back in october a good three days from when the assignment was due because, idk i’m just stupid like that.

it took a lot of hard work so p l e a s e, i beg of you.

you can read, ask questions, take inspiration from ..!

but don’t try to copy/imitate from creatives especially without discussing what you’re trying to do with their works.

anyway, uhhhh…

enjoy?

reposting is fine though, just remember to credit me

okay byeeeee

hello lads, i’m just dropping by to post another short story i did earlier this year for my creative writing unit that i only just realised gives off “saltburn” and tyler the creator’s “igor” vibes :)

it is my retelling of what went down in the garden of eden, told from adam’s perspective. in this iteration, adam is confused and overwhelmed with his infatuation with eve, he worships her but also despises her.

if anyone is interested i can do a breakdown of the themes and explicit references to events from the holy bible i scattered throughout the story. it’s definitely my favourite thing i’ve written in a long fucking time and i’m super excited to share it with you guys :3

it’s a bit of a long read so i’ll post it separately after this uhhh announcement thingie??

anyway, thank you lads for your time :3

note: keep in mind i will add warnings/tags to this story there are some themes that aren’t exactly appropriate for everyone so viewer discretion is advised :0

i know jayce is going through it, i know viktor is dead, i know vi and jinx are re-traumatized, i get that, but can someone check on mel? because like ... she is not doing well ...

eternally and egregiously eepy main

sleepy on main

GIVE IT UP FOR THE BOY SAVIOURRRR !!!

DON’T SLEEP ON MY BOY >:(((

Ekko literally saved everything didn't he? Yeah Jayce got Viktor to see the light (literally) but that wouldn't have happened if Ekko hadn't risked LITERALLY EXPLODING HIMSELF to reverse time!

Ekko said "JAYCE YOU GET ONE LAST CHANCE TO REIN YOUR MAN IN YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT!"

and he was sooooo real for that.

The Hexcore knew it had to fling Ekko as far away as possible for it's best chance at ascension and my boi went BITCH YOU THOUGHT!!!!! Magic ain't got nothin' on me motherfucker!!! I LIVED BITCH!!!

she is exceptionally cool, i theorise that her level of cool is beyond human and or extraterrestrial comprehension.

if there’s any GILF i aspire to be, it’s her — minus the “asking a minor to suck on your teats in return for consuming their schlong”

other than that, i fuck with her HEAVY 🙂‍↕️

This is, in fact, exactly the kind of pose I would expect an old lady to think is cool

TRANS TRAINS TRAINING TO TRANS THE TRANSPORTATION INDUSTRY AND ERADICATE TRANSPHOBIA ‼️‼️‼️

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO BITCH‼️‼️‼️

ALL STOPS TO GENDER AFFIRMATION STATION 🫡‼️

FULL SPEED AHEAD 🫵👹‼️

TRANS RIGHTS BABYYYY ‼️‼️‼️

“MY WIFE AND I”

I watched as the sun crept behind the mountainous Alps. I rose from my chair and returned inside. The windows were still open, I loved how the cool evening breeze caressed my face. The remaining slivers of daylight cascaded through the windows and poured onto our wooden floors. I stood by the door, eyes closed, breathing deeply to savour the sweet air. When I had opened my eyes I was greeted with a kiss from my wife, she was beautiful. Her hair, a deep auburn like the Jarrah trees that surrounded our home. I cupped her face and drew her near, eyes were aglow with a sweetness only she could bring. I embraced her, as I always did. I felt her fingers dance through my hair and finally rest on my neck. I leaned forward causing our floorboards to creak. She lets out a small chortle in response. An icy gust of wind bellows from our windows, causing us to shiver. The sky, no longer cobalt fades into a midnight blue. My wife and I watched as the stars came out from behind the clouds.

context: this was a creative piece i wrote for an assessment in my creative writing unit this semester. i did a sort of portfolio project but this paragraph was among my favourites i have written. part of me wants to build on these two characters and this setting as a whole. maybe i will revisit this some other time, who knows? :)

and of course, it goes without saying. you’re more than welcome to use this as inspiration but where possible credit me if you can / please don’t outright steal or copy original works from artists or creatives alike :(

mfs making arcane jesus jokes for the past week forgetting about the lore.

“can’t have an arcane jesus without an arcane judas”

fellas, this is doomed yaoi 101

anyways, welcome back indeed judas iscariot <3

Welcome back Judas Iscariot.

welp! :D

in case anyone was forgetting what the church was all about