And So The Partying Commenced...

This is Jackie Tournesol, the final girl I made art for. She’s a punk rocker girl who’s face claim is based on G Hannelius. Jackie’s creator based their character’s clothing style on Joan Jett and Nina Hagen from the 70s. The girl can be cold with a bit of a temper, but underneath she cares about her friends and family. The hair was difficult to figure out in looking stylistically like a 70s cartoon and is kind of a mix of both hair styles their creator mentioned. Jackie’s creator is also probably the most descriptive with their character’s clothing as detailed in the she appeared in. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg529IZs38K/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Sporking Projects List

Sporking is looking at bad fanfics and making fun of them and critiquing them. 

IT IS NOT TO MAKE FUN OF THE AUTHOR!

Request a bad fanfic if you want me to spork it.

Fics I’ll Be Sporking:

Cars: Two friends, one cup (Fandom: Cars)

TM4TR (Fandom: Cars)

Tow Mater (Fandom: Cars)

The Disney Seven (Fandom: Disney)

(Possibly) Curse of the Demon Pony (Fandom: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Fandoms I’m A Part Of:

Cars movies (sans Planes 1 and 2)

Pixar

Disney

Steven Universe

Gravity Falls

Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra

Star vs. The Forces of Evil

Dreamworks

Phineas and Ferb

Samurai Jack

Classic Nickelodeon

Classic Cartoon Network

Kim Possible

How I Met Your Mother

Code Geass

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Your Name

Studio Ghibli

Lightning you are going to be a good friend whether you like it or not.

Spoilers! The start of the demolition derby has leaked! Here’s a clip

Wait who are we asking?

Send me an anonymous ask completing the sentence "I wish you would write a fic where..."

OH MY GOSH, YES!!!

Sarge 1 and 14: Holiday and Dancing head canons please?

Boy you really like Sarge.

Holiday:

Sarge is a something of an Agnostic, but celebrates Holidays like the rest of Radiators Springs. He prefers Secret Santas since he likes surprising those and figuring out people based on surveillance. He’s rather quiet, but honest when he gives his gift. He’ll never say it but he always give Fillmore 1960s hippie band vinyls which make him smile deep down, while showing annoyance outwardly. Fillmore knows it’s him but doesn’t say because he knows how he’ll get embarrassed and deny it.

On Halogen-ween he he decorates his home in more of the style of an apocalypse since that what reminds him of the fear he felt in war, however he prefers to keep his lawn immaculate no matter the occasion god dammit! He modifies his body depending on the era he’s portraying for the holiday that year.

Thanksgiving is a somewhat more relaxing time as he mostly just surrounds himself with his family in Radiator Springs but calls he’s niece to check on her. He use to visit his family for thanksgiving but was never quite as close with them after his service in the military and coming out.

Don’t ever think that Easter egg hunts are all fun and games for him. When it’s time to go a-hunting he’s not stopping until all eggs are accounted. No stone will go unturned as he, Mater, and anyone else sane enough to join goes all out in the search for colorful eggs that mysteriously exist!

New Years and New Years Eve, just another day, but a day worth celebrating he suppose. He tries to keep everyone in check however when the drinks start to come out and acts as the sober adult along with Sheriff in all the raucous. Both working into making sure nobody goes over the legal like, both before and after the party.

Fourth of July! America Day bitches! He will go all out to remind you be proud of the accomplishments of the U.S. and tell you to do your damnedest to make a yourself a better America in your own way.

I think that’s all I got for Holiday. Did I miss any?

Dancing:

He joins in cruising night but he just doesn’t. Despite his enjoyment of musicals he has no sense of rhythm and so just... doesn’t. If anyone somehow manages to make him dance, well it’s very stiff and more like marching than dancing. 

hello Pixarjem! for the HC... Sally x7

Depending on the situation...

While in casual public setting: A kiss on the cheek, nothing too showy but a sweet simple gesture that makes both of them a little warmer and relaxed. A nice surprise as well!

On a date: At Wheel Well overlooking the landscape, a slow single lip kiss with the focus on connection, before a bit of tongue to tease him for a possible later.

At home: Goes for small peppered kisses around his fender before reaching his lips, pulling back at first to give him the hint in her eyes and swerving tires that she wants to get more before going further. She continues her kiss with a small bite on his lip, being something of a Domme...

After a race (alone): Adrenaline fueled smooch action!

When he’s hurt: Gentle, avoid the places where he’s pain, quiet as to not feel like pity.

That G-rated steamy enough for you?

I’ll do it!

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No I didn’t write that fic...

Rip Fanfiction? :(

What do you mean?

BEWARE MY SPRAY CAN!

Red looks impress

Ramone looks so pissed holy shit

Papa Lightning! 

When he’s not being a Jealous Boyfriend of open wheels, he’s worried for his Not!Daughter (but closest thing to daughter) getting close to his new rival.

Lightning: Not my daught- I mean trainer you son of a BITCH!

Bonus:

I’m in too deep @paralleladragons  😭 i love them so much