Why Isn’t There A Superhero Category On Netflix Yet?

If you know me

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O.C. definitely needs this

Wherever a fatal car crash or pedestrian death occurs, a red square with the year of the accident should be permanently included in the pavement. Seeing a lot of red squares in a given location would make drivers and pedestrians more careful.

I wonder if birds on my feeder are friends or if it’s like a public bathroom and no one makes eye contact.

my Saturdays

All of the Corpses on Everest were Once Very Motivated People

Duhhhh

what do you mean fairies aren’t real. I’m standing right here

I just want to roll around in lingerie, thigh-highs, and cat ears… Then get punished for being a tease. (｡･ω･｡)

People were impressed McGregor & Diaz fought 5 five minute rounds, but I watched Goku fight Frieza for 5 hours

But that doesn't mean they should treat their partners with any less respect

sexual texts on your dash?

Man, sometimes I feel like Mercury doesn’t get to be sassy enough.