All Of The Corpses On Everest Were Once Very Motivated People

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Donald Trump actually made fun of a mother for believing he might be a decent person

You’ve probably heard that Donald Trump kicked a crying baby out of one of his rallies. But did you realize it was actually way, way worse than that? [read more]

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Man, sometimes I feel like Mercury doesn’t get to be sassy enough.

Asking for Attention

Me: Sits in front of Master while he's paying attention to something else.

Master: Doesn't notice.

Me: Coughs loudly and in no way subtly

Master: Looks up at me and cocks an eyebrow. "Yes, kitten? May I help you?"

Me: "Yes hello hi. I would like the attentions now, please."

Master: Pats the spot next to him, "Alright, c'mere."

Me: Crawls up on top of everything he was doing. "Thank you for your compliance."

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Even the Pokedex is putting Magikarp on blast

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