Latest Posts by plasma333 - Page 5

So I keep seeing things about dungeon meshi and whilst I know basically nothing about it (except food and lesbians and the short one's actually really tall for his species) I was wearing one of my dad's old shirts yesterday and. The cat should steal the dwarfs clothes.

Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust

“sex/love is what makes us human!” people when then realize other animals do the same:

Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the 'perfect' body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

Who coined the term 'alpha male' (in the toxic masculinity sense) and were they aware of the omegaverse?

AOAB - assigned old at birth

Teaching your cat how to speak might seem cool until it gets out and some poor sod (me) is left wondering why there's a toddler yelling 'hello' outside at 2 in the morning

does consensual cannibalism count as veganism

Hi [hits you with the yaoi beam]

- achievement’s main

oh no

UK government is really trying to ban phones while also cutting funding for youth groups and libraries and raising the cost of living

THAT'S THE POINT OF THE FUCKING BOOK

A weird thing about getting older is realising how far north you are. As someone who used to go to sleep by ten and wake up at half six I was completly unaware that summer nights are about four hours long.

Modern day codpiece but it's just pjs where the elastic's gone

Parents not wanting their kids to move out?

Unrealistic, they need that storage space.

Found out my tablet turns on or off by double tapping the screen. 10/10, absolutly love it

Why does google even think it needs ai generated answers? It already hands you the basics on a plate, in about as much detail as the ai and actually correct. With a source! So you can check and get more detail!

It is a search engine. It's suposed to help you find answers, hopefully correct ones. Making stuff up is counter productive.

You ever see an ad and just hope they got paid really well? Because that thirty second bit of garbage ruined their dignity

I hate how people can openly complain about "overpopulation" in the global south and "low birthrates" in europe and japan

You ever get into a piece of media then find the fandom and just stare in horror?

Or get into a fandom and see canon and get disappointed because it is not, actually, gay?

how would one skip rocks

Idk never been to a pond before.

*if you have a step-dad or similar who is a father figure but not a dad you can answer for, feel free to answer about him instead

This is only about books, for the purposes of this poll I do not care how many magazines, newspapers, etc. your dad reads. Also, for the purposes of this poll, any book that is not a novel is considered nonfiction. Referencing books like manuals, encyclopedias or phone books doesn't count unless your dad reads them cover to cover like some kind of lunatic. Thank you and good night.

His male cia contact, hiding tears as he sees bond fuck a woman in space: please notice me senpai (;﹏;)

How is James bond not dead yet. He's so easily distracted. Just put some skimpily clad woman in front of him and wham. Dead. Easy.

How is James bond not dead yet. He's so easily distracted. Just put some skimpily clad woman in front of him and wham. Dead. Easy.

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