Reblog To Give A Trans Girl A Mediocre Subway Sandwich

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

You and one friend have thirty minutes to eat everything in this picture for $11.00. Who you calling?

"imagine being the only woman in the bathroom with a TRANS WOMAN!!!!" bitch how would i know i'm not checking dicks at the door i am here to jet blast piss into the bowl so loud that it makes everyone else in there worried about my well being

credit to whoever made this on reddit, wizardposting is worth saving

Edit: Did some digging, credit to u/PorklanUwU on Reddit

Edit 2: Real source is https://twitter.com/trikawesum

This cat is named Asher and is wanted in every country for giving people HRT.

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

The quickest karma

FtM and MtF are OUT. Chaos transes are in now.

- BtB: Bitch to Bitch. You’re still a bitch but a different kind now

- EtE: Egg to Egg. You go from not knowing you’re one type of trans to not knowing you’re a different type of trans

- P(1)tP(2) Piss to Poop. When you pee standing up and then realize you have to poop so you sit down once you’re done peeing

- NtF Nine to Five. It’s when you’re Dolly Parton

- Some more:

- DtF: Down to Fuck. Self-Explanatory

- UtF: Up to Fuck. Self-Ambiguous

- FtF: Fuck to Fuck. Just horny, really.

- DtU: Down to Up. Australian.

- MtP: Male to Programmer. Essentially identical to MtF but with the weight of the world’s digital infrastructure on you and your furry friend from Ohio’s shoulders

- StW: Scott the Woz