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Я хочу написать фанфик, где Тай Лунг и Шень окажутся живы и Пятёрке придётся с ними тусоваться
И мне в голову пришла мысли, что и Тай Лунг, и Шень прошли через тоже самое, что и вся Пятёрка
РПП Тигрицы: Тай Лунг может также, как и она, питаться в основном тофу. Но почему так? Ответ очевиден: Шифу. Он малая панда и вполне логично, что они питаются растениями (типа бамбука, как обычные панды), а такого маленького количества тофу также объясняется его размером. Так что, Шифу приучил двух котят есть не только, что им может быть вредно, но и совсем в малых количествах
С Шенем может быть проще (наверное?). Может, он и не был слишком слаб в детстве (кто знает, лейкизм и альбинизм могут и не влиять на здоровье (?)), но родители по-любому считали оперение сына "болезнью" и вполне возможно, его также заставляли мало есть, особенно тофу
"Хрустальный журавль и павлин" : Как и было указано в посте (на который я делаю реблог), Журавля мать слишком опекала. Шеня могли так же "опекать"
Только в отличии от Журавля, где его укрывали ото всех опасностей, Шеню просто всё запрещали.
Но в чём же разница? Янь Фань укрывала сына от опасности, потому что любила и боялась потерять, а Шеня? Ему запрещали, чтобы у Гунменя был правитель, лорд и леди на врятли питали любовь к нему. Или питали, просто они не умеют быть родителями, кто знает
Селфхарм Обезьяны: Тут его поймут оба. Тай Лунг может и винит Шифу в большом количестве тренировок до ломаний костей (и вполне оправданно), но он понял это в заключении. А в первые 20 лет? Ради одобрения "отца", он мог специально сам же заставлять себя тренироваться усерднее, даже когда мастера нету, и игнорировать боль. Он мог привыкнуть к боли, но 20 лет в тюрьме дали ему время на размышление и Тай Лунг понял, что жто НЕ нормально и стал бы тренироваться более спокойно
А Шень? Он видел взгляд родителей с самого детства, тот взгляд, которым они смотрели на него, и ЭТО могло сказаться на его ментальном здоровье.
В детстве он мог специально выливать на себя краску; в основном фиолетовкю, синию и зелёную; и побежать к родителям (либо по одному, либо к обоим). Он думал, что родители будут хоть так рады, но они смотрели на него разочарованым взглядом а-ля: "И что же ты пытаешься сделать?" и отправляли его мыться.
Позже это переросло, что во время своих психов в комнате он мог вырывать свои перья. Или делать это в дали от "дома", когда на него резко будут накатываться воспоминания и/или осознание.
Короче, бедные мои детки (ВСЕ, и Пятёрка, и 'плохие' мальчики), дайте я вас обниму :_(
+18 KUNG FU PANDA HEADCANONS
В этом обсуждении я хотела бы поднять довольно тяжелую тему. И не дайте себя обмануть заголовком, речь пойдет совсем не о кинках и фетишах. Тут бы я хотела обсудить идеи, на которые так или иначе меня натолкнул сам канон и недосказанности в нем.
1. РПП Тигрицы.
Я считаю, что есть основания подозревать, что Тигрица страдает от расстройства пищевого поведения.
Во-первых, детали из первых двух фильмов. В первом фильме, когда По угощал Пятерку лапшой, только Тигрица воздержалась от угощения. Ее ужин был весьма скромным, если не постным - тарелка с куском тофу, по размеру едва ли больше ломтика хлеба. А тофу, напомню, это безвкусный творог из соевых бобов. Да, в нем много белка, но калорий настолько мало, что удивительно, откуда при таком количестве тренировок у Тигрицы берется энергия.
Во втором фильме наблюдается совершенно противоположная картина. Тигрица, до этого презрительно смотревшая на чужие тарелки с лапшой, подначивала По запихнуть в себя как можно больше пирожков. Не находите такое метание из крайности в крайность пугающим?
Во-вторых, многие часто упускают из виду, что Тигрица - хищник. А хищники, внезапно, питаются мясом. Я бы не была в уверена в том, что мир «Кунг-фу Панды» это веганская утопия, где хищники и травоядные не вступают в конфликты. Особенно учитывая, что в лоре имеют место быть войны и геноцид. Одной соей сыт не будешь, поэтому отсутствие мяса в рационе Тигрицы является стрессом для ее организма, который в дальнейшем пр водит к проблемам со здоровьем. Так, например, известны случаи, когда у домашних кошек, которых по идейным соображениям переводили на веганскую диету, развивалась мочекаменная болезнь и дилатационная кардиомиопатия.
Последний аргумент, к слову, дает основания предполагать, что на деревни совершаются набеги далеко не только с целью грабежа.
2. Детская травма Воина Дракона.
У По, к слову, я тоже подозреваю РПП. А конкретно эмоциональное заедание.
Все началось еще в детстве. Во втором фильме нам показали, что Пинг малейшие попытки малыша заплакать затыкал едой.
«Я привел тебя в дом. Накормил. Отмыл. И еще раз тебя накормил. Еще накормил».
В первом фильме так же говорили про нездоровые отношения По с едой.
Угвэй: «Я понимаю. Когда ты расстроен, ты начинаешь есть».
По: «Что?! Я, когда расстроен, всегда ем, ясно?!»
Но почему привычка из детства никуда не ушла? Почему По, как в совсем юные годы, продолжает есть в нездоровых количествах? На это есть некоторый ответ в сериале «Лапки судьбы». В серии «Ввод Мастера Дракона» (1-й сезон 1-я серия) По вскользь упомянул, что у него не было друзей:
«Знаете, я в детстве чего только не напридумывал сам для себя. Да, мне было ужасно одиноко, а другом была редиска, которой я нарисовал лицо».
Скорее всего, с ним не хотели дружить, потому что По был не такой, как все. А под это могло подойти что угодно: вес, факт того, что тот единственная панда в округе, финансовое положение его семьи («Удивительные легенды», 2-й сезон 20-я серия «Невеста По»). А отличающихся, как известно, недолюбливают и зачастую травят, делают изгоями. К слову, впоследствии нам не показывали, чтобы По в прошлом с кем-либо дружил до того, как стал Воином Дракона.
Получается, что все началось с отца, который привил привычку заедать слезы, и это привело к чрезмерному набору веса. Потом По подкосила удручающая ситуация в коллективе, которая, скорее всего, случилась из-за насмешек детей над его весом. Это его задевало, но он не мог сбросить вес, потому что заедал свои переживания, что только все усугубляло. Все это вылилось в паттерн, когда По любой стресс гасит едой, что в итоге привело к нездоровой полноте.
3. Последствия, о которых не принято говорить.
В целом довольно редко говорят о таком жителе Деревни Панд, как Хом-Ли. Его отличают такие черты, как весьма примитивные навыки речи, тактильность (тяга к объятиям), косоглазие, дефекты прикуса. И (что я подозреваю и могу ошибаться в этом) отставание в развитии: с виду он взрослая панда, но его поведение кажется скорее детским. Очевидно, что он таким родился, но какова была вероятность у этого?
Все мною перечисленные признаки относятся к мутациям того или иного рода. А мутации проявляются, как правило, в том случае, когда в геноме идет их накопление. Откуда таким накоплениям взяться? Спросите Габсбургов Ответ лежит на поверхности.
Устроенный лордом Шенем геноцид привел к тому, что в популяции панд случился сильный перекос в количестве самцов и самок. Последних стало заметно меньше, но род как-то продолжать надо, поэтому в сложившихся условиях вполне реально могли возникнуть две не самые позитивные ситуации:
дети стали появляться в семьях, где матери рожают в возрасте, когда фертильность идет на убыль, а всевозможные болячки вылезают как грибы после дождя;
семьи стали создаваться из браков с дальними и не очень родственниками.
Поэтому не исключено, что Хом-Ли мог быть поздним ребенком, плодом инцеста или все вместе. В таких семьях риск рождения детей с отклонениями в физическом и ментальном развитии выше.
С другой стороны, Хом-Ли мог родиться и в условно здоровой семье, но от него отказались из-за его увечности. Создатели франшизы не показывали зрителям его семью и не раскрывали подробностей его биографии, так что остается только догадываться.
4. Наследственность Журавля
В сериале «Удивительные легенды» в серии «Мама не разрешает заниматься кунг-фу» (2-й сезон 23-я серия) зрителям были раскрыты подробности прошлого Журавля. Вот что он говорил о своем детстве:
«Моя мама всю жизнь меня опекала. Она заставляла носить настоящие доспехи до шести лет. Мне не разрешали бегать и играть, а ко всем острым углам в доме она привязала подушки».
Причину такого поведения его мать, Янь Фань, объясняла так:
«Сынок, ты не виноват, что такой же слабенький, как папа, мир его праху».
Учитывая, что во флэшбеке зрителю отец Журавля представлен не был, возникает мысль, что тот умер еще до того, как сын научился осознавать происходящее и принимать решения. Но почему?
Учитывая, что главным страхом Янь Фань были травмы ее ребенка, становится очевидно, что речь идет о несовершенном остеогенезе, она же болезнь «хрустального человека». Несовершенный остеогенез характеризуется проблемами с количеством или качеством коллагена в костях, что приводит к их повышенной ломкости. Известно, что болезнь передается по наследству.
И хотя у Журавля слабое место в бою это лодыжка («Удивительные легенды», 1-й сезон 12-я серия «Месть Носорога»), у него, к счастью, нет признаков этой болезни. Но не исключено, что он может быть ее носителем и передать ее своим потомкам.
5. Селфхарм Обезьяны.
Как известно из короткометражки «Секреты Мастеров», Обезьяна в прошлом постоянно досаждал местным жителям тем, что снимал с них штаны. Это стало следствием того, что в детстве его засмеяли за упавшие уже с него самого штаны. У меня есть предположение, что это имело и другие последствия.
В «Загадках свитка» Обезьяна работал комиком. Причем очень плохим комиком. Над его шутками никто не смеялся, с его выступлений постоянно уходили толпами. Но он не останавливался и продолжал давать номера. Это, на мой взгляд, натуральное самобичевание. Обезьяна не смог отпустить травму из детства, поэтому позволял себя унижать снова и снова. Тогда его засмеяли незаслуженно, поэтому он искусственно создавал ситуации, где чувство стыда было бы «справедливым», «обоснованным».
А теперь допустим, что детская травма ударила куда глубже, и селфхарм Обезьяны был не только моральным, но и физическим. Та ситуация со штанами могла быть воспринята не как «они смеются надо мной, потому что с меня упали штаны», а как «они смеются надо мной, потому что я без штанов смешной». Обезьяна мог бы начать думать, что с ним, что с его телом что-то не так. Что оно не просто какое-то не такое, а смешное вплоть до уродства. Да, я веду к мысли, что Обезьяна мог заниматься селфхармом на своих гениталиях - всячески калечить их, потому что чувствует стыд. Вполне возможно, что и отношений у него нет, потому что он боится быть обсмеянным, когда останется наедине с партнером.
When your boyfriend flirts with you in public:
Hey there, it's me, the same person who sent the request of Anastasia. I meant to say caballeros, because my computer was acting up.😔
It's okay, I wanted to answer you anyway 😘
I wish that there could be a Royal Au for The Three Caballeros
This is your time @zerotwo and @superwolfiestar !
Donald Duck: He lived half of his childhood on an ordinary christian farm, but then Scrooge took him along with Della
He spent the rest of his life in the palace studying royal life (manners, etiquette and so on)
At the age 26, Della was stollen. The kidnappers could not be traced (by the standards of the Middle Ages), but fortunately Della was pregnant and they had to stop for her to give birth
When Della gave birth, Scrooge's army surrounded Flintheart's army (yeah, he will be kidnapper, sor for the spoiler)
While everyone was busy fighting, Donald infiltrated the Della. He gave her his clothes to make her look like an ordinary commoner and helped her hide the eggs so they wouldn't get hurt. Don himself changed into Della's dress and pretended to be her so that she could escape to the palace
Bonus: As you understand — Hortense is a queen, and Quackmore is a commoner. Scrooge became king when they died. Matilda in the "heart of silence", she and Von Drake opened the "second capital" and it became the "capital of silence", "heart" is a second name that scientists prefer
Jose Carioca: The assassin is a robber, owns magic. Scrooge hired him to find Donald.
His family owned magic, but was killed by the townspeople.
Bonus: For those who want to see Zica and Zeca. They are trained in the secret temple by Ari.
Panchito Pistoles: Matador, part-time mariachi (maybe has a little magic)
He carries with him: his father's sword, grandfather's guitar, and his mother's sombrero (who sewed it herself)
He was hired by Della to save Donald
Now about the plot:
One day, princess Della Duck was kidnapped by the terrible Flintheart Glomgold, the king of thieves.
Her family was in despair, no one knew where she was, expect Flint himself
But he didn't know that Della was pregnant, so when she gave birth, they had stop
King uncle Scrooge took advantage of this and immediately attacked their hiding place. Only he didn't foresee one thing: how will Della be able to escape with the eggs?
But the answer found itself
During the battle, her twin brother Donald Duck climbed into Della's bedroom. He helped her escape
Donald dressed his sister in Christian clothes, hid the eggs and sent her to Grandma Duck's farm. They're safe now. Only Donald realized that if Flintholt saw Della missing, he would become angry and possibly kill someone from his family
So he put on Della's cute dress and prerended to be her
When Scrooge realised what Donald had done, he was already furious. But it was too late, Donald had taken too far
Then Scrooge decided to take desperate measures. And Della, too.
Scrooge called to court the most cunning of the most cunning, the most dexterous of the dexterous and the meanest of the mean — Jose Carioca
And Della called the brave of the brave, the loud of the loud, the sweet of the sweet and the kind of the kind — Panchito Gonzalez Morales
It will be an adventure of a thief and hero who will become more than allies. Friends? Amigos? Or more?
And will the princess boy open his heart or let the pain inside kill him further?
Chu ♡
There will be three versions of ff, so wait for the following posts ;)
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It was one of the best days in the life of Panchito and Jose! They were finally able to create their own citizenship in America and now they can bring their third amigo — Donald Duck!
They were excitedly walking towards Donald's house... Despite the fact that they are in Duckburg for the first time...
But that's nothing! They're The Three Caballeros! They can find each other anywhere, anytime! They are real soulmates! It's just a pity, not in a romantic way..
And here is the house. Only, whose? Well, we'll find out now!
Panchito knocked
. . .
Nothing?
Jose began to slowly fill with doubts. The wrong house? But their Donald-radar says otherwise. And he never let them down and was not wrong
He looked at Panchito and smiled gently
The rooster was still knocking on the door with a serious face. He clearly wasn't going to leave until the owner showed up
Suddenly angry footsteps were heard outside the door
The latin birds exchanged glances. Panchito even forgot that he was still knocking
"WHAT" — Donald shouted, opening the door. Jose and Panchito jumped in fright
A minute of awareness
.
.
.
"Panchito! Jose!" — Donald shouted again, but this time with joy
He jumped on his friends and wrapped them in a tight hug
The latin birds immediately responded to the hugs and Panchito, with a loud cheerful cry, circled all three of them to Donald's joyful laugh and Jose's giggles
"Okay-okay! Let go, guys" — Donald said through laughter
But they didn't want to. They were afraid to let him go. As if, as soon as they let him go, he would be far away again
"Guys?" — the duck's voice made them break out of their thoughts and let him go
The Caballeros looked at each other with silly and happy smiles on their beaks
"Well, what are you waiting for? Come in!" — Donald interrupted the moment and headed into house leaving the door open
Panchito and Jose entered the house ignoring the pain in the heart and the red face of the duck
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It wasn't normal
Donald doesn't behave like that and shouldn't
Why is Donald so quiet? Why is he only talking? Wht isn't he singing? Why?
Why?!
Jose walking back and forth while Panchito was pressed (begging) for information
He would also have questioned the triples, but his head was full of bad thoughts and anxiety
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He's furious
He had never known that he could be do angry
But now he is not up to it
"Como pudo? No! Te atreves?!"
"Calm down, Panchito" — Jose replied casually strirring his coffee
"How I can be calm?! How YOU can be calm?!" — the named rooster stopped walking around the hall and turned to the parrot, who was sitting with his back to him
"It's simple, meo favorito" — Jose began, taking a sip of his drink, — "Donald needs who can support him, be there and hug him"
"And that's why we need to calm down" — Jose turned to Panchito — "Pelo bem do nosso patinho fofo Donny"
Panchito began to calm down under Jose's soft gaze and warm smile
"In any case..." — he continued — "She will pay for it"
Panchito felt a chill down his spine due to the sharp coldness in the parrot's eyes and voice
"Wow..." — he muttered in surprise after a moment of silence — "I even felt cold" — he shivered in place
"Warm it up?" — Jose grinned
"Warm it up" — Panchito shouted in response, apporoaching him
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Gladstone stagged back from the force of the blow he was awarded
He reached out his hand to his cheek, which was beginning to blush, and turned his gaze to the one who hit him
Donald was breathing heavily, clenching his fits
"I hate you..."
Gladstone prayed that he had heard
"What?..."
"I hate you" — Donald repeated, but a little louder
"I hate you. I hate you. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU!!" — paul the end Donald started screaming
"WHEN WILL YOU STOP SPOILING MY ALREADY BAD LIFE?! HATE YOU!!" — his angry eyes began to fill with tears
"Donny..." — the grandma Duck tried to calm her grandson down, but he just waved her off and ran to the exit crying
The rest of the relatives just watched, unable to find words for this scene
"Glady...?"
Gladstone turned around
"What have you done?" — Abner asked with a murderous look while the triples were standing behind him
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"Donald?" — Donald heard his name and curled up even more tightly
"Donald!" — two voices shouted and rapid footsteps approached him
"Donald..." — duck didn't think his name would be so annoying
Suddenly he felt someone's shirt on him and he was abruptly lifted into his arms
Two smells enveloped him at once. From a short and someone else's chest. So relaxing. So sweet. Such relatives. Such favourites
The smell of Jose and the smell of Panchito
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"Now can we find out what happened?" — Panchito asked a little impatiently, watching the duck drink tea
"Nothing, just..." — Donald stumbled, but did not have time to finish because of the explosion, you will not believe it, Jose
"Nothing? Just?! NOTHING?! JUST?!! NOTHING?!!!" — with each word, Jose's tone grew louder and fiercer. Jose loomed over Donald, causing him to blush and snuggle up to the sofa behind him — "Amigo, you probably already forgot, but we found yo crying! Crying! Donald, you were crying! And believe me, my dear, we will not leave you until you admit what happened or find out for myself."
Jose stopped. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath
"Say it" — like a knife cutting butter, these words cut through the silence
"No..." — Donald swallowed and replied
Like hell he'd let them know
"Say it" — the parrot wouldn't let up
"No" — the duck didn't give up either
Panchito watched this fight from "No" and "Say it"
Another time it would have funny, he even went for popcorn! Unfortunately, not now, not in this situation
"Say it!" — Jose didn't stop
"OKAY!!" — Donald jumped up, all red and angry
Jose stepped back slightly. A small grin appeares on his beak, and hope appeared in his eyes. He glanced at Panchito, with the same expression on his face
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW, HUH?! THAT MY LUCKIEST AND "COOLEST" COUISEN FOUND OUT THEY I'M TRANS?!" — the duck started walking around the guest room while his friends got a shock — "THAT I LIKE TO WEAR A DRESSES AND OTHER "GIRLY" THINGS! THAT I BROKE UP WITH DAISY!" — he went behind sofa and stopped, continuing to angrily confess — "ANOTHER CHERRY ON THIS CAKE SHOULD BE SO THAT HE FINDS OUT THAT I'M GAY! AND THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH BOTH OF YOU!" — Donald is done and breathing hard after his heated speech
When he calmed down and his breathing steadied, he turned to the rooster and the parrot
"Uh.. Guys?" — Donald got their attention — "The last part.. Did I say it out loud?" — his responses were a silent nod
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"Aw-phooey.." — Donald turned away abruptly. He took off his sailor hat and pressed it to his red face.
Why didn't he think about what he was talking about?! What will happen now? Will they hate him! Oh boy, how embarrassing!
But before Donald's stream of thoughts gets even worse (for his mental health), he was suddenly embraced by two pairs of hand and surrounded by someone else's warmth
"Oh, voce e tao fofa, what you embarrassed, bonitinho~" — the gentle tone and sweet portugusese speech reached the ears of the duck and he removed his hat from his face
"Hola, carino!" — Panchito's bright and cute face appeared in front of the duck
"What the..." — Donald could not finish, as Jose and Panchito said in one voice:
"We love you too!"
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"What?" — Donald asked with tears in his eyes
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"El QUE?!"
"Uch, Panchito, too loud" — Donald rubbed his right ear and looked at the sitting rooster with displeasure
"He-he... Lo siento, patito" — the duck just rolled his eyes and gently pulled him back to lie ion the bed
"But he's right, meu sol" — after a giggle Jose added raising himself on his elbows — "It's really... A terrible situation" — his hand gently stroking the duck's cheek — "I would cry too"
Donald snuggled up to the touch
"Don't, you have too cute a face for tears" — Jose just giggled again at the compliment and lay back down
The room dropped into a new pleasant silence
"Wait. Panchito?" — the rooster only purred in response — "Did you carry me in your arms ALL the way?" — in response, a new satisfying purr — "Aw-phooey.." — Donald buried his reddening face in Jose's shoulder while he laughed and Panchito was touched
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Bitch, I done
Did you know that there's a caballeros Discord server?
No, what is that?)
You who are tired of waiting for a new post:
I'm trying not to die from the inside, but still try to write a post and keep it in drafts
The Three Gay Caballeros be like:
Hah, he loves Donald too much to believed in that)
When did your boyfriend's uncle start supecting about your relationship:
Someone said shit about your boyfriend:
When did your boyfriend's uncle start supecting about your relationship:
How would the three caballeros react to realizing that they're all gay for each other? Will they be happy, have a gay panic, be gay disasters, or something else?
Is this a challenge? Because I'm going write it! >;3
What if there was a Heart Stoppers AU for the caballeros?
Okaaaaaaay let's go!
Panchito and Jose are popular guys all over school, they begin to be friends with Donald, a closed guy about whom there are lot rumors and mockery.
What hidden behind Panchito's cheerful smile? Why did Jose actually move? What is true about Donald life?
Will they be able to open up to each other? Or will they continue to lie? How will it end? Death? Or a happy ending?
Lol, cool right? I certainly haven't watched this series, but I don't think it will stop us
Character cards! :
Panchito: Pansexual. He is a member of music and sports club. He wears trousers and a half-unbuttoned shirt
Jose: Polysexual. He is a member of a music and art club. He wears a shirt and over is a gray jacket with a blue shade, sleeveless and sometimes trousers.
Donald: Gay. He is a member of a music club. He wears a shirt, the surface of which is a black hoodie with a hood on head.
The school itself:
Form: Grye trousers and white shirt.
that's it, i didn't come up with any more(
A couple of facts:
Panchito is afraid of silence
Jose moved when his friends found out about his magic
Donald is "dating" Daisy because he's afraid uncle Scrooge will find out he's gay
Panchito is too friendly and cute to be bullied, everyone just doesn't have the spirit to offend him
Jose just loved by girls. All the girls.
Donald is being bullied
(For Della's funs) Della studies at a special classified aviation school
Daisy is a lesbian
Drake the cosplayer
Okay, I think that's enough...
Maybe in the next post I will write more facts about other characters, but that's all for now
love you, bye-bye!
I have a question for you. I was reading a comic of Papernik Donald Duck aka Duck Avenger, and thought to myself, what if there was a Superhero Au. What do you think?
Okay, sorry I didn't answer for so long, but I hope the result was worth your patience
Let's start with Jose and Panchito:
Panchito:
I like Dolor!AU from @ch3shire-rabbit , buuuuuuuuuuuut...
I added a little to this image and slightly adjusted it my AU
There won't be many changes, I'll just add:
The colors will become natural black, even the sombrero will be black
A bright red scarf will be tightened around as neck, as well as white patterns on clothes and sombrero
Our favorite black mask will be on the face, because of which Panchito's eyes will be white
And the shirt will be buttoned with white buttons
And the white gloves, maybe black idk
Of the weapons will be two of his faithful revolvers and lasso on his belt
Pistoles — is his superhero name
Jose:
I noticed that when it comes to Jose, he always look like Batman
But in my worldview and AU, Jose is a sorcerer
Black jacket, white shirt, purple stone sewn on the place where the tie should be
Dark blue trousers, strict dark gray shoes
And finally, so that no one would recognize him —
A black hood covering the entire face, expect for the beak and two white eyes
The usual umbrella was replaced with a black cane, with gold patterns and a tip, and a purple round stone on the handle
From a weapon... Magic, is it logical?
Now about the AU itself:
Let's start with the fact that the tower with Uno will not be among Duckburg, but somewhere on the edge of America, so that the heros are closer in the middle of the world, so to speak
Gyro will work there, because, lol, this is so high-tech tower, one Donald will be enough for that, right?
Gizmoduck and Darkwing with a Launchpad will also hang out in the tower, like, ther a heroes, heroes are needed everywhere
Why is Launchpad also in tower? Well, what kind of Darkwing without its Launchpad?
And yet, someone must know the identities of all heroes
In addition Donald, he has a strict taboo about his personality, for which Fenton respects him
Now about hitting the tower:
As for Gizmoduck and Darkwing, Uno will just hack their devices and they will head to the tower
And The Three Caballeros? The same thing, only they will ALREADY be in the tower
What the fuck are they doing there? I'll tell you now
Ludwig told Scrooge that his friend had decided to retire from the scientist to the temple. And that's why he sells all his inventions
Scrooge is interested and decided to buy something too
What was his surprise when he found out that the Duckler Tower costs only 25 bucks?
And he buy it! There's no good to be lost, right?
I mean, who wants a super smart tower to go to Flint or Rockerduck?
Well, there is a tower, but where are the staff?
This is where our sweet boys meets)
Scrooge hired Donald mainly because he felt sorry for him (and also because he always wanted to know where his beloved nephew was) and he's like:
"Donald, you don't have a job all the time and you don't have a money for your life, so I got you a job and you will work for me"
Donald: Uncle Scrooge, what the-
Panchito and Jose were accepted because they were able to make a good impression on Scrooge
Jose works as a greeter, manager, and also spends a lot of time in the hall and a little as an elevator operator
Panchito sings in the lobby, chats with visitors, but unlike Jose, he does not indicate the direction where anyone needs, so he either sends them while to Jose right away, or entertains them while they waiting for Jose
And Donald? Donald is just doing all "dirty" work
(Didn't I tell you that the tower looks like a hotel + canon version?)
Fan-fact!:
Donald has to live in same house with Jose and Panchito so he is not late (+he is far from his children)
So he is a harsh and evil hero with experience)
Card for February 14:
Donald: Okay, guys, today is Valentine's day, and me... *sigh* Sorry, I didn't know what to give you, and I feel very guilty, although it it, I'm very sorry, but I love you and that's why I decided to make a candlelit dinner. Sorry again that I couldn't buy you gifts.
*on table there is a red tablecloth, mixed food from Brazilian and Mexican cuisine, candles and red wine*
A touched Panchito holding a gift bag for Jose and Donald behind his back: Oh, Donald, that's so sweet of you, costo! We are not offended~
Jose, ready for cry and also holding gifts for Panchito and Donald behind his back: We love you very much too, nossa doce e branca felicidade.
And then dinner, Panchito and Jose gave their gifts, and Donald prepared another surprise for them in the bedroom ;)
I sometimes wish there was a fanfic of The Three Caballeros High School Au. What do you think?
I admit, a couple of times I noticed fanfiction on this AU, but I don't think they are good enough -^-'
That's is, there was nothing hook (at lesst me)
In High School Au, I would interact with all characters (at least, everyone I know), because this is AU, and not sketch from lpast of Three Caballeros
But right now we're talking about the Caballeros themselves, so we'll leave the rest for later. Maybe I'll describe other characters as well? ;)
Donald:
Our usual and beloved boy, only shaggy and plaid shirt. Only he hides all tenderness from the world and shows it only with animals or his uncle ;)
Grades below average.
Jose:
Patient, charismatic, a favorite of all teachers and ladies, yes, he is most attractive parrot heartthrob (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
Transferred from Brazil with an older sister and two younger brothers
The highest marks for the most beautiful eyes! ♡
Panchito:
A very loud guy, but but very cute and sexy ( ͡° ͜ ͡°)
His teachers tolerate him, but his peer ADORE him
Made friends with Jose in Mexico, became best friends at a distance, and when they met secret lovers ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
By some miracle, it is always possible to write off
How did they met?
It's just that Jose and Panchito immediately attracted everyone's attention, and Donald was bullied even more
So, Don just started accusing them of increasing his already shitty life (despite the fact that he caught crush on them)
Panchi and Ze don't understand why this so cute duckling is so cruel to them?
But, unfortunately for Donald, everything ends, and for him also embarrassing ;)
At the point, while Donald is mocking two Latin American birds, a Fethry comes up to him and is like: "Why you bulling your bullying your crushes?"
Then angry cry, anger, rage and embarrassed. And also evil and happy Jo and Panch, who understand, it's time to act and take revenge.
Well, that's it, thanks for the question!
When your boyfriend does some shit again:
I can't keep this to myself anymore.. Here's a ff with Donald Duck (pls let someone draw it ( -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ )) (just kidding, you don't have to do fan-art to an my mini-fanfic-sketh
Like a rich and elegant party
Panchito: I'm sooooooooo tired! I'm booooreeeeeeeeed! What are we waiting for, lindo?
Jose: Calm down, meu amor, we have to wait for our Donal. Without him, our performance will be just an ordinary disappointment.
Panchito: You're right, pimpollo.
Jose x Panchito: *kiss*
Panchito: I just hope your ex and him don't bother us..
Jose: *looked around*
Maria Vas and Ze Galo
Jose: foda-se..
Ze Galo: *notices them and together with Maria go to them*
Panchito: me he acabado..
Ze Galo: Ze! What a surprise! I didn't expect to see you here~ *definitely puts his hand on the shore of Maria*
Maria Vas: *she snuggles up to Ze Galo and grins*
Jose: Yeah, same.. *whisper* Galinha estupida..
Panchito: *he puts him hand on Jose's shoulder and hugs him to him* And what are you doing here?
Ze Galo: Knocked out a ticket in the first queue. And you?
Jose: We are performing.
Maria Vas: Then why aren't you on stage? And you don't rehearse?
Jose: We are waiting for the third Caballero.
Maria Vas: Of course~
Ze Galo: In the case, do you mind if we wait wit you? Right?
Ze Galo and Jose: *angry staring*
Donald Duck: Sorry for wait!
Panchito: Nothing wrong, mi linda..- pati- to...
Donald: *he is dressed in a tight red dress that glitters a little, with black eye shadows and underlined arrows*
Donald: Hi~
Jose: Woah..
Panchito: H-hi..
Donald: *he walked right up to Panchito and played with the feathers under his neck a little with his fingers*
Donald: *walked past Jose, but ran his hand from his cheek to his chin*
Donald: Okay, boys, let's go. The stage is not waiting!
Panchito: *looks after Donald and falls*
Jose: *comes to himself*
Jose: Well, as our Donal said.. *helped up Panchito*
Jose: The stage not waiting!
Panchito: Adios!
Ze Galo and Maria Vas: . . .
Ze Galo: Porra, esse pato e muito gostoso.
Maria: *hit him*
Ze Galo: Ouch!
(yeah, I wrote it for Donald in a dress..)
Okey, guys
I have question:
Who is Dolor?? lol, like, I tried to find out (i'm reading Paperinik's comics now) but I still didn't understand who he was?
can you answer, please? :_)
Shen: You idiots
Tai Lung: But your idiots
Kai, taking Tai Lung's paw showing wedding rings: FOOOOREEEEVEEEEEERR
Kai: *sneezes*
Shen, who did not expect this (or rather, was scared): AAH! WTH?!
Kai:
Shen:
Tai Lung:
Shen: Uh-
Kai: OMG! Are you seriously scared? How cute!~
Tai Lung: ( ͡° ͡°)
Shen: What?! No! *smoothes feathers on the neck*
Kai: I'm so sorry, baby bird! Let daddy comfort you! *goes to Shen with outstretched arms/hooves*
Shen: FUCK OFF!! GET OFF ME! GO AWAY!! LEAVE ME!!! *steps back*
Tai Lung in the lotus position, resting his elbow on his knees, put his head on his paws: How sweet~
Kai hugging Shen: My poor baby~
Shen tries to break away, but slowly begins to get used to it: Let me go..!
Kai: No.
Shen gave up: I hate it.
Kai: *smiling*
Cameras roll
Kai and Shen turn around at the sound
Tai Lung: Nice picture. *grins, holding the phone in his paws*
Shen: TAI LUNG, HOW YOU-
Kai: Will you send it to me?
Shen: KAI!
Tai Lung: Sure
Shen: TAI LUNG!
Both: What?
Shen: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *trying to break out even harder*
Kai: Hush, birdy
Shen: FOR WHAT
Po, who came to check how are going: You, guys wha-...
Kai holding Shen over his head:
Shen holding a broom upside down:
Tai Lung on the ceiling:
Po: . . .
Po: What the-
Kai: Wait.
Po: Just-
Shen: Let us explain everything.
Po: I'll go tell Shifu.
Tai Lung: No, wait! *falls directly on Kai and Shen*
Po: *ran away*
Shen: fuck
Kai and Tai lung in one voice: exactly
Monkey: How do you feel about gays?
Crane: Passive
Monkey: Maybe neutral?
Crane: Maybe, sweetie *winks*
Yeah...
I love white evil bird
And WAT?!
#shen #lordshen #lord_shen #me #myoc #oc #hotbird #evilbird #hotevilbird
Adventure and glory like no penguin has ever seen before! Aka weekend!
*Penguins of Madagascar movie main theme music starts to play while I look to the sunset snapping my fingers in a jazzy way*