sometimes I miss your stupid face, and your taste, and your smoking gun
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I have a badge now does that make me cool
Combined days 4 and 5, self influenced cannibalism !!!!
Does this make me famous now
Goretober days 2-3, bruises n teeth
Silly little gal
Posting day 1 on the 2nd day? Yeah I'm tired goodnight
Goretober day 1, lacerations
Goretober prompt list 2023! No need to credit if you use. Repost where ever you like! It's on my twitter and insta if you want to share it from me there.
Ummmm??? Idk I have a problem with pegasi
My little pegapussy
Do yall want me to start posting my super secret undertale art or no bc I might because they're so silly but like
I′m in the drive-thru of Burger King Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings? Make it a meal so I can get a drink No, I'm not finished; that′s not everything Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese? Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
Sir this is pornhub studio we can get you a double quarter pounder and a drink but I'm not too sure on the onion rings
do it jiggle
I hope you find peace.
Stop following me
Oh its a year already
Uhm.
Congrats me?
I gave up on posting consistently.
are my little
tumblrrinas♡
happy now?
Shes pretty little pony
What a little raver
Fish
absolutely fucking reeling from puss in boots the last wish. my grown ass friends made me see it and it absolutely fucked. it was mad max fury road for kids. it was a horror movie about the fear of death. it was a western about an ageing outlaw trying to regain his youth with the help of his ex fiance and homeless harvey guillen. it was about found family. it was about needing people and asking for help. it had the best depiction of a panic attack i've ever seen in a mainstream film. the villain looked exactly like boris johnson. there was a wicker man reference. it had a kill count higher than most slasher films. it set up shrek 5. they even said fuck.
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Hey look a man
And he's
Gay
Soft Prompts
1. “Your eyes are so beautiful.”
2. “You’re safe here. Always.”
3. “Can I kiss you?”
4. “Were you sleeping?”
5. “You’re adorable.”
6. “When I have my head on your chest, I can hear your heartbeat. It sounds beautiful.”
7. “There’s that smile!”
8. “I- nothing…it’s just…you’re so pretty.”
9. “I love you.”
10. “It’s so nice to hear you laughing again.”
11. “You trust me, don’t you?”
12. “I don’t know where my favorite place to kiss you is. I just like kissing you.”
13. “Did you really think I was gonna let you leave without a hug?”
14. “I’m proud of you.”
15. “I’m glad I can make you feel safe.”
16. “You’ve been looking at me like that all day. Something on your mind?”
17. “No, stay.”
18. “Anything for you, my love.”
19. “You have a nice voice. It’s soothing.”
20. “I don’t ever want to lose you.”
21. “You make me feel whole.”
22. “I found what I’m looking for with you.”
23. “You’re precious to me.”
24. “Don’t hide your face, darling. I want to see you.”
25. “If you’re happy then I’m happy.”
26. “I’m glad I have you.”
27. “Words aren’t enough for how much I love you.”
28. “I could spend hours counting all your freckles. And I would enjoy every second of it.”
29. “I’m never gonna forget this moment.”
30. “You’re so cute when you wake up and your hair’s all messy.”
31. “Of course I like it. I like anything you make.”
32. “I can’t wait to kiss you.”
33. “How did I get lucky enough to have the best girlfriend/boyfriend/partner in the world?”
34. “That actually kinda hurt. But I love you, so I’ll let it slide.”
35. “Wanna hold my hand?”
36. “Aw, you’re cold. Come here, baby. Let me warm you up.”
37. “Anything I can do to make you feel better?”
38. “Do you remember our first kiss?”
39. “I’m here for you.”
40. “I’ll always love you no matter what.”
Something something Weezer refrence.
ೃ༄ domestic poly prompts ˚◞♡ ⃗
— “okay, which one of you drank the last of my coffee?!”
— “three other people in this house and not one of you knows how to pick your socks up off the floor!”
— “y’know, the idea of a cuddle pile is that it’s relaxing- so whoever’s got their elbow in my side has like ten seconds to move it, or i’m toppling us all over.”
— “we need a bigger shower.”₁ “or, we could just stop showering togeth- “₂ “hey, hey, let’s not get too extreme!”₃
— “yes the both of you look adorable, but can i please have my clothes back now?”
— “which one of you idiots is warming their icy little feet on me?! you need to get that checked!”
— “can we please go back to picking the film for movie night at random? i can’t take another week of fight club and the notebook.”
— “don’t tell the others, but i love your cooking the most.”
— “look, this isn’t going to work if we all don’t want to be the one to kill the spiders!”
— “do any of the clothes you’re wearing belong to you?!”
Me: "Hey, can you hand me the aux cord? I wanna play something. "
"Fine, just don't play anything weird okay?"
"Yeah no, of course not."