sometimes I miss your stupid face, and your taste, and your smoking gun
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the hype for this movie is real mayhaps 👉👈
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i cobbled together some screencaps for (hopefully) useful reference usage of the major characters in puss in boots the last wish!! i tried to include things like weapons and whatever else i figured might be cool to see
Since no one hasn’t posted Puss haven’t his flashbacks of lives before his very eyes, I thought I’d show everyone this part
You don't show blood in animated films, it's like almost a taboo thing. You can show characters getting beat up and bruised but never bleeding. It defies all corporate beliefs of making it a "kids movie". Even GDT's Pinocchio which has fucking nazis in it and guns shooting people never showed blood in it. It's just that sacred of a thing in animation that studios never cross.
But Puss in Boots, they showed it. Not only that, you get a fucking close up on it. Do you know how rare that is? The people who made it probably fought every tooth and nail to get this moment approved, because this is unprecedented in this industry. You don't show actual blood bleeding I cant stress how much this is such a nono in this industry.
But for this moment it's perfect, the inevitability of death in Puss in Boot's eyes, the amount of risk the studio took to get this moment in the film approved, shows how much DreamWorks really cares and wants this movie to not just be another haha kids film but for the adults watching it, the people who have seen the world and fear death, those with anxiety, get panic attacks, unsure about life the universe, getting married, being a family. These aren't ideas catered to kids.
Everytime I've seen people be like "oh studios need to stop making boring ass animations and actually make a film about serious topics and have better animation and care about the movie" THIS IS IT FOLKS. A STUDIO LISTENED AND IT'S OUT HERE IN YOUR FACE.
So seriously go watch Puss in Boots. It's incredible and you're missing out on something beautiful if you don't.
I'll update this as the rounds progress.
Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated) vs. Professor Venomous (OK KO) WINNER: LEWIS
Guzma (Pokémon) vs. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) WINNER: BILL
The Warden (Superjail) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run) WINNER: ALMOND COOKIE
The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. Megamind (Megamind) WINNER: MEGAMIND
Sans (Undertale) vs. Junkrat (Overwatch) WINNER: SANS
Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared) vs. Black Hat (Villainous) WINNER: TONY
King Dice (Cuphead) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing) WINNER: RAYMOND
Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Doc Ock (Marvel) WINNER: WHEATLEY
Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) vs. Dr. Habit (Smile for Me) WINNER: KOMAEDA
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Slenderman (???) WINNER: CECIL
Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas) vs. Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph) WINNER: JACK
Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Bruno Madrigal (Encanto) WINNER: INGO
Purple Guy/William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy's) vs. Spamton (Deltarune) WINNER: SPAMTON
Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) vs. Loki (Marvel) WINNER: LOKI
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Beetlejuice (Beetlejuice (all versions)) WINNER: REIGEN
Herobrine (Minecraft) vs. Benr(e)y (Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware) WINNER: HEROBRINE
NOTE: Starting round 2, I'm ditching the bracket and opting for randomized matchups. The left side will stay on the left and the right will stay on the right, but otherwise it'll be shuffled.
Wheatley (Portal 2) vs. Lewis Pepper (Mystery Skulls Animated) WINNER: WHEATLEY
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls) vs. Raymond (Animal Crossing) WINNER: BILL
Tony the Talking Clock (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) vs. Almond Cookie (Cookie Run) WINNER: TONY
Sans (Undertale) vs. Megamind (Megamind) WINNER: SANS
Loki (Marvel) vs. Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa) WINNER: KOMAEDA
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Herobrine (Minecraft) WINNER: CECIL
Ingo (Pokémon) vs. Jack Skellington (the Nightmare Before Christmas) WINNER: JACK
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Spamton (Deltarune) WINNER: REIGEN
REVIVAL ROUND: The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. King Dice (Cuphead) WINNER: THE ONCE-LER
Tony the Talking Clock (Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared) vs. The Once-ler (The Lorax (2012)) vs. Wheatley (Portal 2)
Sans (Undertale) vs. Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Night Vale) vs. Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa)
Arataka Reigen (Mob Psycho 100) vs. Jack Skellington (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Hi, I'm sexymanotd. You may know me as the asshole from twitter who ran the original Tumblr Sexyman Tournament. I have tumblr polls now. Who's up for round two?
Here's the bracket—
Each round will last one day, and each matchup will get their own post. They'll all be tagged "#round one" etc on my blog, and I'll also update this masterpost with links to every poll.
Btw, my inbox is open for links to any fanart that might get made this time around.
As always, I hate some of these characters and I hope they get obliterated, and the winner will be taken to Baskin Robbins and given a small cone. My treat.
Happy new ears hope you
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>This story involves dark themes, gorey mental imagery, and general bad thingymabobs. You have been warned, bitch.<
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Ethan laughed to himself, watching his boyfriends from across the boathouse's kitchen. They made him so happy, did he really deserve them? No, did they really deserve him, a sad, mopey man? He saw them together alot lately, not because of how small the boathouse was. Did they not like him anymore? Nick would usually be all over him, now he was only over by James, hugging his arm and not saying anything. No flirting, no complements, nothing.
He made himself to the roof-thing they made together, the slightly moldy wood being soft to the touch and right under the stars. He thought of all kinds of things to himself, not noticing the two others joining him. It was a quiet night, he had his eyes closed and his hands above him, and his lovers next to him. They laid close next to him, sandwiching him with love. They said sweet things, assuring him that they loved him and that they would never separate. The boat rocked slowly.
Soon after, they all were asleep. Well, not that long. Ethan woke to Nick barely holding James on the edge, sharp rocks right under him. He couldn't make out what they were saying, it was pure panic throughout them all. He rushed over to them, failing by the smallest of a second, the strict waves pulling both Nick and James into the rocky water.
He screamed out for them, not seeing any remains or either of them appearing out of the water surface. Then he saw it. The black fins, one of the worst apex predators of the ocean. He didn't realize they were so far out, not far enough to reach orca territory. He couldn't breathe, his heart stopping and praying to his wish of a god for them to be okay. The panicked man jumped into the clear stinging water. He felt the harsh killer whales push against him, but he wanted to find them. He needed to find his only reason to be on the water, on the earth, here. He reached the surface, taking another breath before noticing an arm, diving back in to get it, hoping there was a body attached.
He pulled the hand out of the water, James gasping for air as he was revealed from under it. Ethan's tears staining his face out of fear, he held onto James tightly, he was pale. It was just because of the lack of oxygen, probably. He pulled James onto the boat, realizing he was holding a passed out Nick barely poking out of the water. They were alive. They were all together, on the boat. Well...mostly. The orcas tossed the water around them, James helping Nick with the gash on his face from the rocks. Ethan looked at them, the damage setting in. James lost his leg and had been bitten in the side. Nick's face had a huge hole in it, you could see the bone right under his eye and blood over his weakly dyed teal hair.
That's why he was so pale. James collapsed, losing too much blood. Ethan held him up, making sure he wouldn't land on Nick. He somehow managed to pull both of them inside, tending to them as best he could with their lack of supplies. He then immediately went to steer them out of the rocks and whales.
They were free. They were fine now. It was all okay.
Ethan woke up on the roof, gasping for air. Where were they?
He heard them, talking and laughing in the lower level. Of course, it was just a dream. Nothing bad had really happened. "Hey, how....how are you both? Feeling okay?" He questioned, having made his way to their seats. The area went quiet, him looking at them. "What, is it that weird for me to ask that? Haha." They smiled, James standing up first. "It's okay now, Ethan." Nick nodded, kissing his cheek.
"You can let us go now."
Ethan stood there, looking at the two rotting bodies at his dinner table. He laughed. "Nice one guys, now, what do you want for lunch? Hotdogs?" He went to prepare more food, the flies rushing out of his way from the older food on the table. The boathouse was a mess, blood dripping from the seats. Rotting food everywhere, leftovers from Nick and James.
"You guys are really picky lately."
No, and Claus
Druzy Quartz, a pomy,,
This is so true queen I cant believe you'd post something so risky but true you're so brave
“gay people aren’t real”
— me
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One of the most important things I have learned today..
Crowley Of The Day: I want them both under my Christmas tree.
the sexy girlbots are returning. nature is healing
Hi
Hi
>tw bruises n blood<
They're amazing im keeping them forever
DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUYS SHES JUST STUPID AND HAD A WHORE BIRD ANYWAYS
He drowned my bird while my other friend watched and took the feather HELP
im not mad im just disapointed in them
A skeleton and two humans sat on a couch. The sun is down, the only light coming from the TV. They’re snuggled together, with a few blankets wrapped around them.
“Heh…thought she wanted to watch this movie,” Sans whispered.
“Today was a big day, let her sleep.” Nagito leaned against Sans, head on top of his, eyes closing.
Sans hummed.
“..How did we end up like this?”
“Like what?”
“Like parents.” The skeleton sighed. “Never thought I’d…y’know, be a dad.”
“Me neither, but here we are.”
…
“What if I mess it up?”
“You took care of Papyrus.”
“How aren't you worried about this?”
“Hah, I’m terrified. But it’s gonna be okay.”
“How do you know?”
Nagito sits back, reaching to turn Sans’ face toward his own.
“I have you.”
“I love you.” Sans grinned.
“Love you too.”
-
Nagito sat on the couch, his leg bouncing. One hand held his head, while the other pet the cat that lay next to him. The television was on, but he paid no attention. He checked the time: 11:47 pm. He bit down on his lip.
“He should have been home hours ago.” He thought out aloud. Nagito turned to the furry head that was now rubbing against him. He lifted the cat to his lap, his lips turning down.
“I guess I should have expected this. He’s been getting home so late recently.” The cat tilted his head. “Raymond, why did it have to be today? He could have been gone any other day, but why my—“
His thoughts were interrupted by a jingling sound outside. Nagito took a deep breath, wiping away tears he didn’t realize had been forming.
what
Why is Raymond in Nagito and Sans' relationship. That should be Reigen
And Sans spake all these words, saying,
I am the LORD thy Sans, which have brought thee out of the land of the Underground, out of the house of Papyrus.
Thou shalt have no other Sans before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in Underground above, or that is in the beneath, or that is in the water under the Underground
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy Sans am a jealous Sans. And shewing MERCY unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy Sans in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou sleep, and do all thy naps. But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy Sans: thy shall still nap. For in 3 months because I was lazy, the LORD made the Underground, the Waterfall, the Core and all that in them is, and rested the spaghetti day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy Sans giveth thee out of dust.
Thou shalt not get EXP.
Thou shalt not get dunked on. Thou shalt not steal ketchup.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy monster.
Thou shalt not covet thy monster's house, nor that is thy monster's.
🙏
Haha weiner
haha weiner
Hey! I made this!
It's an OT3/Polycule Ship Meme! I saw a lot of couples ones, and a handful of OT3/Poly ones, but none of them were as in-depth as I wanted them! So I made this! Feel free to use, just remember to keep my credit in! I'm the same on here and TWT :3c
Tfw you meet the business man (you must shake him by the hand)