“coolest, Baddest, Kick-butt-iest Witch Of All Time …”

Duolingo, hiring a freelancer: We need fanart of two gay owls watching a movie together.

Freelancer: What???

Doulingo: I said we want two gay owls, God dammit!

Doulingo next week:

OMG SPACE SOUNDS

NASA Data Sonification: Black Hole Remix

In this sonification of Perseus. the sound waves astronomers previously identified were extracted and made audible for the first time. The sound waves were extracted outward from the center. (source)

Sooo…. do you prefer the Goth and Lover-Of-Life-And-Finer-Things-In-It Dynamic where the Goth ditches their Life-Loving BF(F) in overly dramatic fashion….

…ooor the Goth and Lover-Of-Life-And-Finer-Things-In-It Dynamic  where the Lover-Of-Life-And-Finer-Things-In-It ditches and ghosts the Goth in overly dramatic fashion (possibly sending the Goth into a self-destructive spiral involving a lot of drinking and a mental breakdown)?

just askin’

I was walking around the neighborhood one day and suddenly came across this tree with a branch the formed a spiral

This is my favorite thing in the world

[trying to describe Will Wood to someone] well it’s. hm. so it’s like uh. so like imagine if you took lsd while listening to jazz and having an identity crisis

TMA Time Travel AU Masterlist

The time travel AU takes place after MAG 200. Future!Jon finds himself back in the 2015 timeline without his Martin.

(Note that F stands for Future and P stands for Past to differentiate characters of different timelines)

Links to all the comics in chronological order:

F!Jon's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3

F!Jon waiting for his Martin to arrive. link

F!Jon annoying P!Jon into undergoing character development. link

Peter Lukas visiting F!Jon. link

F!Jon getting hungry and feeding on someone in front of Sasha. link

F!Martin's arrival into the timeline. part 1 |

Extra stuff:

P!Jon reacting to F!Jon saying that he wants to kill Elias. link

F!Martin on his way to the timeline. link

F!Jon hearing the P!archival staff get along with one another. link

Tim asking to see F!Jon's fangs. link

P!Martin daydreaming about F!Jon's fangs. link

F!Jon getting decked. link

F!Jon wondering what his fangs are for. link

Tim walking in on F!Jon attempting to eat a cassette tape. link

Time travel au poster. link

underrated bit: interview-style documentary where every time a person is talking, the description under their name is something different and either A. uncomfortably specific and completely irrelevant to the subject being discussed or B. wildly and obviously inaccurate

reblogging to remind myself to write a fic of this

Oh god oh gosh okay so someone (Did, from this fic) came up with the idea of A/B/O “subvocalizations”…like, these little rumbly noises/purrs/chirrups that mean things like hello and help and back off. And they’re pretty instinctual, to the point that sometimes you can’t control whether you make them? And?? Jupeter???? Ju…..JUPETER???

I’m dying at the thought of either of them struggling to control some needy subvocalizations, but I’m such a Nureyev kinnie that my mind latches onto him first. Just…Nureyev, having learned to suppress his subvocalizations?? Because of course they’d betray his deeper feelings, so…better to cut them off at the root. Everyone else on the ‘Blanche spends their time chirping and humming away to say things like excuse me and I care about you and calm down…Even Buddy, who’s pretty quiet by subvocal standards, still purrs I love you’s and I’m here’s to Vespa. But meanwhile Nureyev’s like this pocket of dead air. No subvocals whatsoever. It’s downright eerie. At a certain point Juno’s not even sure whether Nureyev CAN make subvocalizations anymore?? Did he hallucinate the noises Nureyev made when they were in the tomb??

But then of COURSE something would tip the scales and leave Nureyev unable to repress himself any longer, and he’d lie there curled up on his bed and desperately try to stifle his miserable whimpering/pleading noises with a pillow—noises that mean please help, I’m scared, help, where are you, I’m hurting…

draw your otp

now that I've somewhat recovered, here's an incomplete list of my favorite good omens 2 moments

smitten, I believe 🥰 you're being ~silly~

"aziruhpuhpuh-" "aziraphale" 😳

kiss scene obvi, most pain I've ever been in

a sherry for lady bracknell

is it something I can. help. you with.

"you don't seem his type at all" 😐🤨

the whole creation scene ajdjdbabssfb