Can't Get Over The Subtle Element Of Chaos Through This Whole Video. Also Thank You Neil, I'm In Florida

hey I live under a rock, is there a reason merlin in trending x2 now? did I miss something or is this standard fandom necromancy

I made something...

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okay fic concept- magic/sci-fi plot device allows person B to unintentionally view person A's entire life like a movie. everything they've ever said, done, thought, or felt on the line. person A immediately runs away without giving B a chance to react. hurt/comfort ensues. this is a purely self indulgent fic idea and the question is what ship do I write it with bc I can't decide

when humans are happy they show each other their bones. they take pride in the appearance of these public bones, and regularly clean them and often attempt to lighten their color. they are also known to strap metal wires to their young's bones to align them in the most aesthetically pleasing way.

Good Omens 2 appreciation post for that moment after Nina has just rocked Crowley's world with the revelation that no, he isn't slick and yes, it is glaringly obvious to everyone just how head over heels in love with Aziraphale he is.

Crowley takes himself off to the french restaurant and is drowning his sorrows in a bottle of wine while having the realisation that he's been following the angel around like a lovesick puppy all day with no other possible agenda other than to be around him.

And then he sees Aziraphale and whistles him over but the angel is too busy to join him for a wine in the middle of the day and Crowley tries to divert questions by complaining that he's scared Gabriel/Jim is gonna smite him and he'll be well and truly smote, no, smoted? Smited? What's the word he's looking for?

And the angel gives him a knowing look and says:

"Smitten, I believe."

PERFECTION.

GRAMMATICAL CORRECTION AND DIAGNOSIS IN A SENTENCE.

AZIRAPHALE JUST READ HIM LIKE A HIGHLY COLLECTIBLE BOOK AND DOESN'T EVEN REALISE HE HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD.

This is my new favourite double entendre.

Smitten as the past tense of Smite. And the exact reason Crowley is drinking in the middle of the day.

He's realising he's smitten, your honour.

I hope Neil closed the laptop with a dramatic flourish after writing that line. Hell if I'd written a moment that perfect I'd take a victory lap of the kitchen and then call someone to tell them how clever I'd been before I pop.

What Your Favourite Owl House Ship Says About You (1st Edition)

(Based on @doubleca5t‘s videos. Will update as the show progresses, hence ‘1st Edition’.)

Luz/Amity (Lumity)- You love the Enemies to Lovers trope but tend to fast-forward through the Enemies part.

Luz/Willow (Willuz)- You are a firm believer in keeping things wholesome and keeping things nerdy.

Amity/Willow (Amillow)- You love the Childhood Friends to Lovers trope provided there’s some conflict intent on keeping them apart.

Luz/Amity/Willow (Willumity)- Your solution to conflicting ships is pointing out that everyone involved has two hands.

Boscha/Willow (Boschlow)- When you were a kid your mom told you that some girl was being mean to you because she likes you and you never let go of that.

Hooty/Duolingo (Hootlingo)- You just want good things for Hooty and really, who wouldn’t?

Eda/Camilla (Camileda)- You just want good things for Luz and really, who wouldn’t?

Gus/Mattholomule (Gustholomule)- You love the Enemies to Lovers trope but where the Enemies part is completely one-sided.

Willow/Gus (Gillow)- You’re a sucker for characters who are beautiful cinnamon rolls, too good for this world, too pure. You’re also heterosexual.

Luz/Gus (Lus)- This is the same joke as Willuz but heterosexual and with more shenanigans. 

Willow/Skarra (Skarlow)- You want a girlfriend who’s a beautiful cinnamon roll but could also kick your ass upon request.

Emira/Viney (Vinira)- You’re just here for some bad girls.

Edric/Jerbo (Jerbic)- You’re just here for some twinks.

Eda/Odalia (Edalia)- Pre-Season 2: You’re always a sucker for Rivals to Lovers. Post-Season 2: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of cool moms dunking on shitty moms.

Odalia/Alador (Odalador)- Pre-Season 2: The first time you saw one of those portraits of a noble couple looking at you with cold, judgmental eyes your first thought was “Oh, they fuckin!”  Post-Season 2: You are a firm believer in Men! Getting! Pegged!

Beta Luz/Beta Amity (Beta Lumity)- You know what’s better than witch girlfriends? Punk witch girlfriends.

Pictured: Dream going through the 5 stages of grief right before death told him to stop being a dramatic little shit

Sandman…

mixed up my pens, I'm smoking indica ink

random teenager, posting an unhinged shitpost ab sandman/good omens/etc at 3 am

neil gaiman, reblogging at 4 am