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there is a fine line between esoteric and erratic and I'm walking it like a fucking tightrope

⚠️ TMA Spoilers ⚠️ johnmartin in chronological order

Dead/Going To Die

You're just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but you're still dead in cannon.

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

this is real. I just un-installed it. it won't show up if you search through your phone, just search the app on the play store and uninstall.

hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed a "security app".

play.google.com

Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play

Provides safety features for Android devices.

I had to go and delete it myself this morning.

Coparents

can we all agree that from eden is s1 song and like real people do is s2 song

This is my favorite thing in the world

[trying to describe Will Wood to someone] well it’s. hm. so it’s like uh. so like imagine if you took lsd while listening to jazz and having an identity crisis

okay storytime:

when I was about 10, my little sister was about 7. I had just learned about the placebo effect in school.

for anyone who doesn't know, the placebo effect basically means that if you believe something is true, particularly in regards to your body, your body will reflect it. an extreme case of this is that lady who thought she was pregnant and got a swollen belly, but she wasn't and never was pregnant. a less extreme example is some people in clinical trials are given sugar pills and show improvement in whatever the pill was meant to help with just because they think they're taking the medication.

back to my story: I was 10 years old, I had just learned about the placebo effect, and my little sister would not shut the *fuck* up about her head hurting. so naturally, I lied my ass off and told her that there's a pressure point where if you squeeze your pinky finger it makes pain stop. she tried it and was like "oh my gosh it works!! thank you!!!" and i was like "thank fucking god i don't have to hear your voice anymore" because thats just how sisters are.

flash forward almost 10 years and i completely forgot about this incident until i overheard her telling her friend this trick because her friend hurt her knee or something and I just started laughing my ass off because I guess she just believed me this whole time and was telling other people this miracle cure and I finally broke the news to her and I will NEVER forget the look of betrayal on her face.

anyway I guess this is how misinformation starts??

hey say something nice to me

okay fic concept- magic/sci-fi plot device allows person B to unintentionally view person A's entire life like a movie. everything they've ever said, done, thought, or felt on the line. person A immediately runs away without giving B a chance to react. hurt/comfort ensues. this is a purely self indulgent fic idea and the question is what ship do I write it with bc I can't decide

“coolest, baddest, kick-butt-iest witch of all time …”

let’s talk about this a second. Who does it sound like Eda is describing? Look let’s be honest it totally sounds like something she would’ve said about herself in season one. Remember how cocky and sassy she was?

Not that we didn’t freaking love this, of course. Eda’s confidence is unparalleled 😭

but something about her is different now. She’s no longer hidden away with only herself for company… she’s growing. She’s relearning to love the people around her - to let herself do that. Remember when she said King was her roommate? She didn’t want to assume, wanted to keep a distance to keep the both of them safe - even though they loved each other so much. Now look! She’s adopted him, and Luz! Luz coming into her life helped her relearn the compassion and unconditional love of her childhood, to accept that she could love without hurting anybody. Look at her face now, at the emotion we didn’t get to see for so long.

It obviously hurts. To love and let people love her. But look at her relationship with her sister! They’ve come so far - all Eda had to do was accept that she could take some help. She forgave and forgot so soon, because she honestly just loves her sister so much.

and Raine. Raine Whispers. How long did Eda tell herself to stop loving you, stop hurting the both of you with her love? How quickly she dropped this at seeing your face again, how quickly she admits that you’re so much cooler than she ever could be.

Luz is the reason. She and King are helping show their Owl Mom how to love again. That’s all. Send post.