When Your Family Member/friend Cooked Too Much

I can't

This is so tumblr

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

and 2025 coming up 👍

I want a story about a king whose son is prophesied to kill him so the king is like “whatever what am I supposed to do, kill my own kid wtf is wrong with you” so he just raises him as normal, doesn’t even tell him about the prophecy, and instead of some convoluted twist of events that leads to the king’s murder the son grows up and when the king is very old and dying and in excruciating pain the kid is just like alright I'mma put him out of his misery.

Alright, thanks for the advice, I'm booking a plane rn

Idk, just when I saw the pic(or was it a meme? I don't remember now) I just had to do this. I don't even know what to tag this as?

Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes! I am really greatfull, never expected it

I believe in a punching button suprimacy

I agree that everyone should know that

10 facts everyone should know about Ukraine! by @/jeniasnotes

When you are told there is no WI Fi where you are staying

oof