Does Akutagawa Have A Praise Kink-- Jkjk.... But I Can Imagine That And Uhm It's Lowkey Destroying Me

someone should make a tiktok using the oh look a strawberry audio with the mouthwashing crew ( minus jambalaya fuck that bitch ) and the last one would be post crash curly

Sorry boss, I'm not coming in today; the BSD mobile game said gingers get the day off

I was just petting my cat and she dug her claws into my knee (she is currently sitting on my lap whilst I read homoerotic fanfiction) and I tried to move her paws and said "Spike, I'm not going to hurt you" then the bitch just side-eyed me like she didn't believe me... she has sat on my lap every fucking time I sit down and I only give her a few pets now and then. She also dug her claws into my arm when I was petting her and when I tried to remove my arm she dug her claws in deeper, when I put my arm back she kicked it... WHAT DOES SHE WANT!?!? Then I flipped her off and she rubbed her face against my mibble finger... she is on crack lol

People who ship these are all the same flavour of gay, mentally ill and/or sleep-deprived and dehydrated

AO3 👏 TAGS 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 SPOILERS 👏

i’m so tired of authors not tagging correctly because they don’t want to “spoil the fic”

correctly tagging your fic allows readers who DON’T want to read things like major character death, gore, mpreg or whatever may be their squick to filter your fic out from the main ship/fandom tag. not including the correct tags on your fic is harmful to readers and i’m tired of pretending it’s not.

“don’t like don’t read” great! i won’t! tag your fic correctly next time ffs

actually i dont have the capacity to be normal about this. Akutagawa wasnt born violent. It didnt come naturally to him. He protected people once. He had to be violent to survive. He learned it. It was never his natural state. He is still at his core someone who protects people, which is exactly what he died trying to do

Literally me

feel rlly bad for akutagawa honestly. starts off insanely jealous of atsushi like "what makes him so fucking special" and then he realizes what makes atsushi so special and falls in love with him about it. deeply embarrassing you would've never heard from me again

simple sketches of sskk

Akutagawa in fanfictions: Has a complexion as white and soft as delicate porcelain. His hair twirls in the most pretty way making him look always soft and composed. His small lips are candid and soft. His long black eyelashes appear perfect at any hour of the day. His eyes have the same color of the moon and the same warmth of the sun. He wears a nice scent of moss, perhaps pine

Akutagawa in my mind: Hasn't seen sleep in two months. His eyes are hollow and bloodshot and his skin is gray and coarse and stretched on his face making it look close to a skull. His lips are chapped. His pupils are black and bottomless. His hair is scruffy, untamed and uneaven and is likely to have never met an hairbrush. Probably stinks. Definitely stinks. Overall looks like a rabid dog