Someone Should Make A Tiktok Using The Oh Look A Strawberry Audio With The Mouthwashing Crew ( Minus

In the video: "I can't imagine anyone eats this and actually likes it"

At the cashier: "Yes, the food was good. I would eat here again"

I remember watching prozd's lets try food series and thought i could imagine akutagawa ranking food in a monotone voice all throughout the video to the point that you can't even tell if he actually likes the food

bro. i was studying (it's 12:33 am here but dw abt that) and and i was gonna look up smth but then i automatically opened pinterest instead of google and. there was a picture of akutagawa. and you know i HAD to click...and more pictures of akutagawa showed up. and YOU KNOW i had to click...so. yeah. forgot what i was even doing in the first place

wait why am i still thinking of kind of famous atsushi

at the peak of his fame (before he just becomes a locally known and liked person as yokohama moves on to the next insane thing going on) he gets approached by newfound fans

someone: detective-san, can you please sign this--

atsushi: sorry, kunikida-san says i shouldnt sign anything unless ive read it

someone: ah. no. this isn't a contract or anything. i just want your signature

atsushi: why?

someone: er

atsushi: is this an identity theft scheme? dazai-san warned me about this

this lasts like a day becuz of atsushis cluelessness and becuz akutagawa is always there glaring at everyone

akutagawa: stealing the jinko's identity? how foolish. at least choose someone with an identity worth stealing.

atsushi: not cool man. also why r u here

akutagawa: shut up.

Feeding my coffee shop au! delusions

The cuties ( I'm so sad about them )

at some point rashomon literally can't hurt atsushi even if akutagawa attacks becuz akutagawa eventually grows to be unable to hurt atsushi even if he wont admit it

she also can't hurt gin, but she's never been able to hurt gin

if sasaki has no fans i am dead

SSKK as Heartstopper!

If yall genderbend same sex characters, like male and male and genderbend one of them into female and let one of them remain a male and vice versa and proceed to ship them, yall are weird. Like trans headcanons, I can understand but that's just straight up making them straight.