Me When A Bsd Fic References A Work Of The Real Author And I Realize I Understand Its A Reference Because

ex-orphan: oh! it's you long time no see!

atsushi looking for a way out: ah same to you.

ex-orphan: did you finally leave the orphanage?

atsushi: yea-yeah something like that. um how's... being adopted?

ex-orphan: oh you know-- well i guess not. but it's great. how's... surviving?

atsushi: oh that--

akutagawa, popping in: jinko who is this

atsushi: oh someone from my orpha- AKUTAGAWA PUT RASHOMON AWAY WTF

ex-orphan, terrified:

rashomon, an inch away from their throat:

akutagawa:

akutagawa: i was just saying hi

atsushi: you were not

akutagawa:

akutagawa: anyway. jinko would you care to fight to the death over who gets to choose the movie?

atsushi: ugh fine.

SSKK is just an unrequited love story waiting to be written.

Literally me

I cam outta the womb the most mentally ill baby known to man. God said give that bitch issues that will make them hate themself forever

taking exams tomorrow

does akutagawa have a praise kink-- jkjk.... but i can imagine that and uhm it's lowkey destroying me

when kolya finds out and fucks around and finds out

soulmate bond au but one of sskk accidentally breaks the bond before it fully develops on their side (think red string of fate that grows redder as the people get to know each other, positively or negatively) and the other is suffering the consequences but doesnt wanna burden their other half by that knowledge until the person who accidentally broke their bond finds out their dying and tries to get them to tell him and eventually breaks down and admits they love them and dont want them to die and accidentally re-bonds them