So. Update On This Post:

The Riddler: Riddle me thi- Is that a fucking kid.

Dick Grayson, a non-native English speaker: What does fucking mean?

The Riddler: Fuck- I mean shit- I mean it's a grown up word, ask your dad about it

[A Few Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle me th- Is that another fucking kid

Jason Todd, raised in Crime Alley his entire life: Who the hell you calling a fucking kid? I'll beat your ass motherfucker, you and me right now.

The Riddler: Wow you are. Something.

[A Few Years After That]

The Riddler: Riddle me- Where the fuck are you getting these children?

Tim Drake, raised in high society but also not raised at all: That's a naughty word sir.

The Riddler: At least you're polite

[A Few More Years Later]

The Riddler: Riddle m- WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS ONE HAVE A SWORD!?

Damian Wayne, above silly things like Vulgar Language: I Was Expecting A Battle Of Wits, But You Appear To Be Unarmed.

The Riddler: WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT???

Sometimes my writing's bad, sometimes it's good. But sometimes, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A GOD.

I was reviewing my writing and I found this gem(??) And I can't believe I of all people wrote it. Like damb, i'm quezy about it and i'm not even in the story. Here it is, btw, with a bit of editing to make the characters anonymous:

(Character A) remained quiet after that, afraid of another terrible stumble. They were a disastrous person and never could go without a stupid, clumsy act. (Character B) observed the mortal named (Character a). Trying to figure out (Character A)'s motives and weaknesses. They never looked at (Character B) until (Character B) suddenly grabbed (Character A)'s face.

"Interesting." (Character B)'s dead-set observant stare into (Character A)'s eyes had them anxious.

"What?"

"Your eyes are the color of the sky. I haven't seen the sun-filled sky for a long time." Amazement, wonder, nostalgia, and so many other emotions flowed into and out of (Character B).

"Oh, do you miss it?" (Character A) relaxed into (Character B)'s hold. Gazing back into (Character B)'s maroon eyes.

"Dearly."

Like FELLO????? Which romantic literature god/goddess possessed me??? If only I could write like this when I really needed to, like school 😭 and even better they have their own versions so it gets more romantic!

Grogu looks like an Asian father reaching out to ask something.

(Don't worry, i'm Asian and can say this)

He Protecc!!!

What would be scarier?

To see you.

Ma just showed me $2 bills and honestly i'm not ready to face the world tomorrow. What am i supposed to do with this information? It just...makes no sense...😕

If I had a penny for every best friend breakup that resulted in one of them becoming extremely angsty while longing for the other I would have at least two pennies.

Jayce "I thought you were done with Hextech...and me." Talis

Optimus "You have betrayed Cybertron and its citizens. And you betrayed...me." Prime

Trying not to judge, but also; he cursed his son-in-law and tried to blind his grandson??? (He also turned into that weird caterpillar/dragon creature but that might be an turn-on for some people)

Where are my Raiden simps???

I'm the only one? I'm the only weird one??

C'mon guys

WAKE UP

I actually found one recently! My little heart flipped and whooped with so much joy!!!

It's one of my most favorite fics ever and my ultimate favorite Parksborn (and maybe Marvel or/and soulmate) fanfic in all of existence!

(Oh but you have to log in!)

Props to @stranger-awakening for writing this masterpiece! (You made me cry from your writing and when I lost this fic twice)

https://archiveofourown.org/series/1108008

a moment of silence for all the fics that were masterpieces but you'll never find them again