Burn by @pumpkinpaperweight
The original: Constantine
The remix: Call
The cheap knock off: Alex
My siblings read the books, first trilogy, with me as it was released back then. So they're familiar with the story even though they haven't read it in years.
So here's a compilation of their reactions (O.S - older sibling, Y.S - younger sib)
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Introduction of Lady Lesso:
O.S: OH wow 😳😳, hello?? Omg-
Y.S: YESSS i love her she's such a diva
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Starting from here, any scene with lesso and dovey
Both: OLD WOMEN YURI!!! They're so married!!!!
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Old!school master enters:
O.S: who is that? Sader?
Me: no, that's the school master. Sader isn't even in here
Both: SADER ISN'T IN THE MOVIE?!???? WHAT?????????
. . .
O.S: i thought he's (the actor) Samuel L. Jackson
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Gregor scene
Me: GREGOR MY BABY MY SWEETHEART
O.S: is he gonna die?
Me & Y.S: ...
O.S: is he?
. . .
Gregor turning to a monster scene
O.S: oh my god they made an example out of him what the fuck
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Agatha telling Tedros to "look past the black and white the world wants you to see"
Me: SEE this is why i love movie!tagatha more than book!tagatha-
later- Tedros and Sophie together during lunch
O.S: ooohh, the conversation tedros and agatha had, paved the way for tedros and sophie's relationship
Me and Y.S: ooooohhh
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Soman cameo
Y.S: soman is mogging us
O.S: gdi now i can't look at him everytime he shows up on screen
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Rafal scenes:
Y.S: CREEP! GROOMER! DISGUSTING!
O.S: oh this is like the phantom of the opera
Y.S: sophie is getting discord kittened
O.S: I'm starting to think the school master is soman's self insert
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O.S: i miss the two dogs
Y.S: OMG NOOO THEY DIDN'T INCLUDE THEM NOOOOOOO
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Leonora Lesso as the prev. Reader reveal
Both: ooooooohh, cool but also noooooo
O.S: is that why lesso looks more plain compared to dovey? Cuz she's a reader?
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Climax- big fight between schools
Transformation sequence*
Y.S: OOHH i fuck with this so bad- sophie looks so good woah
*toxic starts playing*
Y.S: oh whAT THE FUCK NOOOOO THIS FUCK ASS SOUNDTRACK
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Sophie's death scene
Both: are they gonna kiss? Please kiss, please please kiss
They kissed
Both: OH MY GOD? THEY ACTUALLY DID IT HOLY SHIT!
O.S: i can forgive everything in the movie now because they made them kiss
Y.S: thats crazyy, this movie now 4.5/5
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Sophie and Agatha about to go home
O.S: tedros should come with them, he can open his own grocery store *starts sobbing*
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End of movie thoughts
They both liked the movie, they had fun!
Kudos to the production team of the movie, from set design, costume, cgi, lighting, and casting.
Especially the choreography, the fight scenes are so well done and hyped.
The writing is a bit lackluster, but they think if given more time or lessen screentime from the school master scenes, the movie could've been better.
Overall, it was good, probably 4 stars, 7/10,
Making my siblings watch the sge movie, and 10 minutes in my older sister already hates it LMAOO
The redesigns of Shining Armor and Chrysalis and arewrite of Wedding in Canterlot, where Shining Armor and Princess Cadence switch places! I figured it would make way more sense for Chrysalis to try to make Cadence love her because she's kinda a goddess of love, also toxic yuri is real Way more sibling angst with Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor, her thinking she needs to fight or even kill her brother which results in very tragic and sad scenes. Twilight believes him only when he sings his version of B.B.B.F.F, also Cadence is very tired for the whole time and bonds with Twilight over her brother's weird behaviour.
hows the brainrot going my guy <3
Not good bro,,, im unwell,,,, brainrot is taking over me,,,,
Other than sge ideas invading my brain, currently looking through @/fourleafclovxr's aus of august sader, which again, making me feel insane
Oh and hunger games and cookie run kingdom are also threatening my mental state right now, so yeah
Hope you have a better brainrot tho!!
What I'd give for one of the Cinderella remakes to go into how when you're in an isolated and abusive situation, sometimes you need to be saved and you're not weak if you can't escape by yourself
I've never been a fan of bad faith reinterpretations of fairy tales, especially ones which flatten the originals into "princesses is saved by a prince and nothing else", to then go #girlboss. The princess can save herself because she's a strong female character! (Implying if you're in a bad situation, it's because you're not strong enough to get out)
Omg it's my boy!!!
My missing school for good and evil hours mostly consist of just being so angry at how bad the whole tcy series is, and that the live action adaptation wouldve been revolutionary if its a series, not a movie
And the occasional thinking about agatha, you know, the usual
then u remember the lil teeny fact that arthur was coronated before he got to school for good and evil. I mean sure, he's prolly 16 at the time but- what stopped tedros? lololol
This is the most specific of nitpicks but like.... Tedros WAS king the entire time. Like all 6 books, not even just 4/5/6. the reason they say "the king is dead, long live the king" is bc the second the old king dies the heir immediately ascends to the throne. Camelot can't NOT have a King for 7 years, Tedros was absolutely King, he just wasn't coronated. honestly the more you think abt the entire Camelot thing the more it makes no sense. He should have had a lord protector or a council or smth to rule in his stead but he can't be a prince; they can call him a prince all they like but he's just not. He ceased to be a prince the second Arthur popped his clogs,,, coronations are just a formality rly
"I'll be king when I'm 16" babes you're king right this second did no one tell you that