Getting Infected By Making Out Sloppy Style With A Zombie Rn

the real reason the sea level is rising is because global warming is melting the fish

My dick bendy like a silly straw

In the mansion, straight blanchin’ it. And by “it” haha well… let’s justr say… my girl

metaphysically getting biden pregnant

hey baby, are those ants in your pocket or is your dick foraging for sustenance?

at first i thought i was god, now I realise I'm erotic flesh jesus. this is because I can hear the spider. it whispers to me at night while I sleep. gives me divine messages. and makes me hypersexual

Im whimsical and can be trusted with responsibility

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

like a solid 2 feet of the ground(chair). its crazy though becau,se microwaves purr like cat but also bark when the food is done. they could be eaither but to me they are puppy :)

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

Ya ever see a microwave and think like wow tha.ts puppy

Look at my son.