There Are Literally So Many Books In The World And They Just Keep Writing More And I’ll Never Be Able

Every time I talk to someone about my POV I really believe that they’re going to say ‘omg me too! Wow maybe I’m asexual’, but no. These people are horny for other people

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

Excalibur’s Geode № 32

i realized was in the middle of a bad anxiety phase when earlier today i had to google the phrase "something came up" before sending a text. to make sure it was a real thing people say.

The fact that Riz Gukgak (the boy who doesn't know how to take a break, who is deeply afraid of drifting apart from his friends, who "has a hard time connecting to his dearest friends unless he can feel useful") was the one who manifested a creature that forced The Bad Kids to work together again and robbed them of having a proper summer break is so poetic.

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

every one of my dnd PCs

accidentally made all my ocs aspec. oops

Can’t believe I ran into the infamous Barron Weezer DS post like 2 years later

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit