Not Fanfic, But I Made The Title Of My Rhetoric Essay "Portugal Ruined Everything" And It Really Helps

Random noir doodle

my toxic trait is I will look at/say/learn something, and my first thought will often be "I wonder when that happened" or something of the sorts. Then I look it up.

I miss noirverse so bad guys . I need them to come home

actually one of my favorite panels 🙏

As someone who does bouldering and is often called Spider-Man when I climb, I second this

What if Peter Parker did bouldering???

Like that shit is RIGHT UP HIS ALLEY. You got any idea the kind of muscles you get from that shit? The body control and the grip strength you get from doing that on a regular basis? Sure he's Spider-Man and can just stick to the rocks and he's already got super strength but just for a moment imagine with me Peter finding a tiny space in the rock climbing community that's just like:

"Hey kid your form's looking a little off, if you do it this way you wont strain your arms as much and it'll be easier to hold for longer."

"Gee thanks, I appreciate that!"

"Anytime bud!"

And then later finding out that the habits he's picked up means he's less tired while climbing around on patrol?? Or maybe it'd even be a good excuse for how he can climb up to random places that a normal human can't!

"Hey how'd you get up there?"

"Oh I rock climb."

"Understandable. Have a nice day!"

And just imagine Peter being an absolute LEGEND in the gym he goes to. Some random kid that shows up every other week, free climbs three of the hardest routes in a single go, calls it a day, and leaves.

Like DUDE

And okay let's not even include the idea that he'd practice techniques, but dont you think it'd be a nice getaway for him? A place where he can just climb over and over and maybe just maybe he finds a calm meditation while doing it? He can scurry around on the walls in a space that's acceptable for him to do so and it wouldn't be weird for him? And maybe just maybe if the employees there notice how freakishly fast he climbs the routes, what if they just mind their own business and leave him to it.

Like:

Do yall see my vision here??

Yall see what i mean??

this is a place where he can scurry and be spidery and climb shit without anyone batting an eye

So in conclusion, Peter would have a lot of fun at a rock climbing/bouldering gym and I think it would be good stimulation. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Someone employ him, please. He’s very employable.

For @abcd-em.

Every now and then I'll see the time I completely rawdogged (freehanded) this bitchass perspective and fucking ate white I was at it and just go "oh damn"

no yimpy needed

everyone who thinks this was okay gives me the ick

I'm so glad that we as a fandom agree that "what the fuck was that?" 💀