Suzanne Collins Number One Maysilee Donner Defender

Imagine you work at some fucking roadside diner in buttfuck nowhere and you have to wait a table with three dudes who aren't from around here and the guy with the long hair immediately pulls out his laptop with what looks like cult shit in the web browser and asks for your worst salad option, and the guy in the trenchcoat sniffs the pepper shaker and declares the molecules to be very sharp and the guy with the greenest eyes you've ever seen calls you sweetheart and then proceeds to engage with intimate eye contact with trenchcoat to a degree that is downright indecent and then orders the heart attack special on your menu and every time you walk past their table they're talking about that gruesome murder that happened in town and the pretty guy is feeding the trenchcoat guy fries while the hair guy talks about desecrating corpses

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If Peeta hadn’t been captured Mockingjay would’ve had quite a juxtaposition because in between all the war and destruction, we could have the comedy of Katniss and Peeta acting like a married couple but thinking they were “just friends”.

Katniss: yeah, I’m going to sleep with him every night but we’re just really close friends

Peeta: yeah, we kissed over and over when she woke up from being shot but she’s not in love with me

Katniss: yeah, we talk in meetings like a unit and walk in and out of them holding hands but we’re just a very good team

Peeta: yeah, I flirted and danced with her at the wedding but that’s just my natural response to being in her proximity

Katniss: yeah Gale I just don’t want a romantic relationship, no that’s not a hickey

literally me when i tried to sleep after watching the finale

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The day will come when Jeremy can no longer avoid his brother...and then what?

Jon I love you

The rest of B-Shift hearing about Ravi committing domestic terrorism for the sake of Chimney even after Bobby offered to take the fall and just thinking, “Oh God, they finally got him. They roped Ravi into their sick little co-dependent work family. We’re never getting him back.”

edgeworth being the melodramatic gay man he is got so into the habit of drawing phoenix wright/steel samurai parallels that he decided that said character ending up with the pink princess was some sort of real life prophecy foretelling that phoenix would never want him. ​maya finds out after they get together and she's like "edgeworth that was literally only in the stage show which is dubiously canon, we've been over this"