8/6/21 - The Baker Witch (who Needs A Proper Name) And Her Familiar, The Pot-bellied Pig, Pot Roast.

I haven't seen this circulating here on Tumblr, so I decided to make my own post.

last saturday, in Porto, there was a pride parade going down the street and this old man was standing there, by his front door, waving the portuguese flag. most people on the parade probably thought the same: old person waving the national flag? he's probably protesting against the parade, he's a nationalist of some sort.

then the old man called for that person to come near him. the whole parade stopped. everyone just.. stopped moving. they didn't know what to expect, and most expected the worst. and that person decided to give him the benefit of the doubt and approached the old man. and then... they traded flags, he hugged the person and then he waved the pride flag happily. everyone cheered him.

such a wholesome moment. 🥹❤️🌈

yes thats right, im finally going through the ask box

one of the first ones i ever did and never finished and no longer remember the purpose of, enjoy

Let's make an oc! (putting this here too because 👉👈)

Quick lands part 3

oops, posted this one on the wrong blog

Got another set of quick lands. This one, even quicker, the session it’s a part of is a speedrun. These are often not as detailed as the others, as the players want to get them done as fast as possible, and not linger on fancy tidbits like governments.

Land of Milk and Honey - Thief of Life A prosperous land of sweet fruit and gold. The land’s lambs play with not a care in the world. There are even legends circulating of the mythical ambrosia, which can heal any wound in the right hands. Euthenia will release the hoard if you give her a taste of ambrosia. To make ambrosia one must find the fields of gold, and extract the honey from the many beehives there. Getting enough nectar for the ambrosia will either require fully destroying all hives, or waiting a full day for the honey to replenish. (waiting a full day is bad because speedrun, remember)

Land of Death and Taxes - Maid of Doom A land which refuses to obey laws, rules or fate. The coyote consorts sometimes die for no reason. Just living here is taxing. All this chaos because the Codex Regulatorix was destroyed. To fix this, go to the tower, and place any piece of literature on the pedestal. The scraps of the codex still hold power, and if repaired, or alchemized with equipment they can create powerful doom equipment. I made the maid burn a cruxite book as their entering item and told them it was titled Codex Regulatorix. They actually clued into this, which was pretty sweet.

Land of Smoke and Mirrors - Witch of Light A Land choked by smoke and darkness. The land’s bat consorts can’t see anything, and don’t even realize that they could just echolocate. Go to the sky ring and move the prisms and mirrors to illuminate the land. Prism and Mirror shards are this land’s aspect themed equipment alchemization fuel.

Land of Null and Void - Witch of Void This land is just, nothing. There’s nothing here. This is barely a land at all. But, if you just, change the void, you can make something. You can break the rules of nothingness. Each gate leads to a control station. Press a couple buttons, and manipulate the void into becoming not quite void. The voidy goo coalesces into objects and people. What no i definitely didn’t steal that name from an ask, there just aren’t that many void themed metaphors out there.

Land of Weathering and Storms - Maid of Breath The constant storms here prevent anyone from going outside, while great winds buffet the camel consorts and objects around, restricting things to their own counties. The maid must bring stones of Breath to the palaces of the north, south, east and west winds to calm the storm.

Land of Boils and Frogs - Heir of Space This is just the Land of Canvas and Frogs again, except it rains boiling water sometimes and washes away all the paint. Big blank land where if you paint stuff it comes to life. Ok, now go breed the frog.

DEFINITELY wait for it!

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Mines Karkat

Can you post your header? It looks interesting but I can't see it well ^^"

Aaa yeah !!!!! Sure!

Its a card thing that helps you find your patron troll !!!! Mines nepeta :DDDD

I got it from Google images but it's from this site !!!