man its so funny that xie lian was taught how to ignore the desires towards women but not men making him a walking gay disaster in front of hua cheng.
also the first reaction that xie lian has when he realises he is gay is not an identity crisis but he straight up blames his teacher for not teaching what to do in front of such an attractive man. π€£
I am 100% convinced that Hua Cheng's array password is a sneaky double entendre. It would have to be something that at first glance is maybe acceptable, but to be said three times would be reeaaallly lewd lmfaooo
My first guess is "come inside" HAHAH
Deliciously mortifying, especially for Xie Lian. Having to say that three times would make me crumble to dust too
My favourite thing about the Xianle trio is just how sickeningly codependent close they are. Like, what do you mean you havenβt been friends in 800 years, your friend group fell out in the most painful and traumatic way it possibly could have, and you all have the absolute most reason to hate each other- but in The Cave Of 10,000 gods Mu Qing and Feng Xin were absolutely appalled at the disrespect to their prince. They were fiercely protective, refusing to let Xie Lian bear witness to what they thought was an incredibly perverted insult to his honour. They went toe-to-toe with one of the most terrifying ghosts who ever lived, all in defence of him, and did so without ever thinking twice. They dragged him through that cave system with desperately protective determination, caring for him fiercely despite being misinformed about the situation, and even though they had no obligation to. Iβm biting people. Mu Qing and Feng Xin never stopped caring about Xie Lian. Heβs no longer their prince, heβs no longer their employer nor even their friend, but they would still put their lives in peril for him. Even when they thought he was a violent criminal (Lang Qianqiu ily but pls kys) they visited his palace to give him medicine for his arm (something about Mu Qing brushing off his injury and saying it isnβt that bad cause all martial gods get injured, then being the first in line to go heal him is so sickening and vile I love him) and make sure heβs alright, then physically fought over the implications from each other about the other having been a bad friend. All of the bullshit trauma, all of the heartache, all of the reason they could have to not give a shit about him, and they were throwing hands over who was a better friend. I hate them. (I love them.)
Okay seriously one final rvb thought before I disappear into the night but I really, truly, genuinely hope there aren't any face reveals. For real real, not for play play. Those helmets better stay ON for the heartfelt moment of closure between Tucker & Church/Epsilon that's been building up since the very first season before Epsilon is actually deleted for good in the end AND the graphic 16 minute uncut grimmons sex scene-
Transparent | Mekakushi Dan - 10th anniversary art (Version 01)
Link to Version 02
Everybody here knows about Tucker, they say he's a bad mother-
ok ive always had this hc where like gene and surge had the opposite relationship of simmons and sarge, like simmons is desperately holding onto sarge as a potential father figure whilst surge see's gene as a son and genes like those angsty teens whos like "omg surge stop embarrassing me"
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Wei Wuxian is like what if a manic pixie dream girl was a man and also an enemy of the state . what then