@thedemonnobleman I felt this and must share it to you. I imagine the end MC is like fake crying reaching out to you while trying so hard not to laugh
Mephistopheles: as an exchange student I'd expect better
Mc: my apologies mitochondria
Mephistopheles: WHAT
Mc:??
Mephistopheles: say my name
Mc: mesopotamia
Mephistopheles: nope
Mc: Metropolis
Mephistopheles: try again
Mc: Mumbojumbo? Malarkey?Magazine?Microwave oven?
Mephistopheles: I am leaving
Mc: IM SORRY MOZZARELLA
For the life of me I can't pronounce Mephistopheles
Pov trying to get me up and moving for the day as astarion 🤣
New alarm tone just dropped, exclusive from Neil Newborn 😂
@pizzalover8969 @thebluerose @thebestsonofsparda this yall?
I can imagine Dante and Vergil fighting over the last pizza but Nero gets the last slice
yeah
You should try drawing Kyrie with Shadow under a tree? Maybe she will love it to be the first page in the book *hint hint wink wonk*
Fuck.
Now I don’t know what to draw.
HE HAS PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!?????!!! yet he always runs out of power in the shop!! Much less a cat???!!! All you need is a pet bird and a pet rock and bam! Your the next V
Dante I have been brutally rejected by vergil can I come join your team instead 3:>
Got dayum. I mean my team is just me, a cat i found outside, and a jar of peanutbutter
I'm regretting asking the question almost..... BUT SMORES GOT ME FUCKING INTERESTED I LOVE THE SLIGHT CRUCH FROM BURNT MARSHMELLOWS AND THE SOFT GOOEY INSIDE OF A BURNT MARSHMALLOW!!!!!
Can i take nero out to burn stuff for fun? Maybe even burn something from dante? You can join too if you wish. The more the merrier
Assuming it is Nero and my brother I will join so no one kills each other.
Mood
But wait a sec. @the-thunder-chicken has an account why does shadow not have one! Imma just go buy a random building and hope I can get a hell hound or something as a pet
I love animals even if they wanna bite my head off
Hey nero! Question for ya! So I was wondering if maybe we could burn stuff together? Maybe get something for that special lady of yours? Maybe torture @pizzalover8969 and get to know @thebestsonofsparda with some things he might like? Then we get @the-thunder-chicken and cook him!!!!
I still wish I could have pet shadow she was so pretty and beautiful God I love cats
I’m starting to see a reoccurring theme of lighting things on fire and I am unsure if I like it or not. Eh, whatever. Sure, we can go burn some shit (in moderation, Kyrie might not approve otherwise and I can’t have that), especially marshmallows if you want to torture Dante at the same time. Apparently the guy hates burnt marshmallows.
Coward.
Anyways, yes on getting something for Kyrie. I’m always looking for an excuse to give her stuff.
As for my old man, good luck, because the guy is insanely hard to read. I know he had other interests than poetry and demonic power but trying to figure them out without interrogating the guy can be difficult.
I’m making some progress though. It’s just so damn slow!
And well, hey, I’m happy to help put that birdbrain in the oven. Especially after he tried to sabotage my proposal.
And yes, I can confirm Shadow was a good girl. Very soft. She will be missed.
Sounds like he definitely needs a break. But can I burn something with him!!!! I WILL GLADLY TAKE HIM TO LIGHT A FIRE!!! only if his dad's ok with it?
I know he's a grown man but still, what kind of qualities would you require of a step mom to Nero? He needs a mother figure no matter how old he is
Why do All of you people want to be Nero's step mother.
This is starting to get concerning.
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