Unoriginal Joke

Inspector Constable discovers fashion

Working with cursed artifacts is probably trying to be important enough to no be cannon fordder but also not important enough to be the subject of a ritualistic sacrifice.

more ‘Rose Walker is a PhD student under professor Robert Gadling, and yes they sometimes talk about his very good ‘friend’ and her uncle, what about it’ and more ‘Matthew sometimes meets up with this very nice immortal who bakes very good bread, yes he sometimes mentions his boss and yes the immortal sometimes mentions his very good ‘friend’, what about it’ and more ‘Matthew and Rose sometimes meet up to gossip about Dream, yes sometimes she mentions her nice literature professor and yes he sometimes mentions this random nice immortal, what about it’ and more ‘Rose Walker has a new friend named Johanna Constantine, and yes sometimes she mentions her weird uncle and Johanna sometimes mentions this weird guy who gives her stupid jobs, but she also sometimes talks about her literature professor and Johanna tells her about this new case she took about this guy who might have a painting up in his attic, but is probably nothing, hey does she maybe wanna tag along?’

so thats how on what’s supposed to be a nice Saturday morning Rose is standing with her new friend in the living room of her literature professor, with said literature professor in his boxers, while her gossip raven buddy flies in through the open window asking for more fresh bread *insert spiderman pointing meme*

(right until Dream comes out of Hobs bedroom stark naked asking what’s taking him so long)

PSA: Tumblr/Wordpress is preparing to start selling our user data to Midjourney and OpenAI.

you have to MANUALLY opt out of it as well.

to opt out on desktop, click your blog ➡️ blog settings ➡️ scroll til you see visibility options and it’ll be the last option to toggle.

to opt out on mobile, click your blog ➡️ scroll then click visibility ➡️ toggle opt out option.

if you’ve already opted out of showing up in google searches, it’s preselected for you. if you don’t have the option available, update your app or close your browser/refresh a few times. important to note you also have to opt out for each blog you own separately, so if you’d like to prevent AI scraping your blog i’d really recommend taking the time to opt out. (source)

Just found the german (my first language) translation of Hamilton on Spotify. My first impression was that it's well translated but the choice of words are odd.

Then I got to "Die Schuyler Schwestern" (Schuyler Sisters) and ran into this line:

Literal translation: "You're a babe, I would drink your bathwater."

This line is a replacement for the line "I'm a trust fund, Baby, you can trust me"

Now I can see why it was so unsuccessful.

ROUND FOUR, SIDE ONE: Roland (Library of Ruina) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)

Propaganda under the cut!

Roland

Roland is just a guy and is so much fun to watch he has committed several murders and he is FUNNY.

more propaganda here!

Tad Strange

His whole thing is that he’s so normal that it’s just a tad strange. He really likes bread.

Tad Strange is THE basic white man in business attire. Literally, that’s his entire personality (other than speaking in monotone, bread, milk, painting things white, and staring at nondescript rocks).

TMA Time Travel AU Masterlist

The time travel AU takes place after MAG 200. Future!Jon finds himself back in the 2015 timeline without his Martin.

(Note that F stands for Future and P stands for Past to differentiate characters of different timelines)

Links to all the comics in chronological order:

F!Jon's arrival into the timeline. part 1 | part 2 | part 3

F!Jon waiting for his Martin to arrive. link

F!Jon annoying P!Jon into undergoing character development. link

Peter Lukas visiting F!Jon. link

F!Jon getting hungry and feeding on someone in front of Sasha. link

F!Martin's arrival into the timeline. part 1 |

Extra stuff:

P!Jon reacting to F!Jon saying that he wants to kill Elias. link

F!Martin on his way to the timeline. link

F!Jon hearing the P!archival staff get along with one another. link

Tim asking to see F!Jon's fangs. link

P!Martin daydreaming about F!Jon's fangs. link

F!Jon getting decked. link

F!Jon wondering what his fangs are for. link

Tim walking in on F!Jon attempting to eat a cassette tape. link

Happy ides of march everybody!