Wouldn't The World Be A Better Place If A Nice Writer (like Rick Riordan) Wrote Harry Potter Instead

imagine how funny a fem! Anakin Skywalker would've been

Anakin, trying to hide their pregnancy, and Obi-Wan pretending he doesn't see it, would be very entertaining

Also, it makes a lot of sense because Anakin has technically only his mother's DNA, and a female only has X chromosomes and can't make a male on her own (XY chromosomes).

How do you explain to someone that your favorite character is not only from a kids' show, but also from a specific alternate universe

(it's Alcor the dreambender btw, I love the lill guy so much, he's my background at the moment, and my father asked who he is and I couldn't explain)

Lego Ninjago ruined the name Lloyd for me

It is impossible to read it for me in any other way than Laloyd

am I the only one who doesn't headcanon Percy Jackson as a Gryffindor? I have read a lot of fanfics where they put Percy in Gryffindor and I don't think it would be his Hogwarts house.

And even though Percy is brave and known for helping people, his fatal flaw is loyalty!!! that is the most Hufflepuff trait you can have! And of course, Hufflepuff isn't as "cool" and awesome as Gryffindor, but Percy would be a perfect puff.

For those who forgot, these are Hogwarts' house traits.

Gryffindors: bravery helping others, and chivalry.

Hufflepuffs: hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.

Ravenclaws: intelligence, knowledge, planning ahead, and wit.

Slytherins: ambition, cunningness, heritage, and resourcefulness.

kinda disappointed in the hermitcraft fandom rn (especially the Grain fans) when I looked up Solidarity for some Timmy fics on ao3 I couldn't find any Timmy | Solidarity tags. Even a Timmy | Jimmy | Solidarity would have been funny but noooo, only the Jimmy | Solidarity tag exists.

so please dear fic writers use his lore accurate name, and don't be a bore

i have some mixed feelings about the mha fandom, but I love that the first thing that most fanfic writers do when the first year of ua starts is expelling the grapist (mineta)

I am a big Percy Jackson fan but one thing always annoyed me about the big prophesy

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

A hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days,

Olympus to preserve or raze.

do you notice how they say "eldest gods". Everyone assumes it is about one of the children of the "big three" (Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon). They are not the only "eldest gods" around. If you think about it, this could also be about Demeter! (Hera and Hestia are both unable to get half-blood children, Hera can't cheat and Hestia is a maiden goddess who made a vow of chastity.) And there is more, Aphrodite is the oldest god! She was a child of Uranus (something explained in Heroes of Olympus). So why wasn't Silena Beauregard not the one in the prophesy??? She was 16 17ish when she died!!!!!

So they could've said big three, oldest brothers, etc.

I am so done with Instagram

I have a very simple hobby: I like to send stupid reels to Donald Trump and tag him on posts, but Insta doesn't let me do it anymore T^T zuck doesn't let me have any fun anymore

What if, reverse falls Dipper's real name was Tyrone, and he wished he was named Mason?