Sammy-bammy - Zazar

Wouldn't the world be a better place if a nice writer (like Rick Riordan) wrote Harry Potter instead of Joanne Katheen Rowling

James Acaster is how i imagine Remus Lupin

his whole clothing vibe gives of Remus, the same can be said about his general weirdness

I saw a post about how many people you need to kill to make a sword out of the blood of your enemies, it said four hundred people, but that's bull

short math

The typical range for blood ferritin is: For men, 24 to 336 micrograms per liter. For women, 11 to 307 micrograms per liter.

An average adult human has around 5 litres of blood 

a sword needs, let's say, 2,5 kg of iron

5 x 200 x 10^-6= 0.001 g

2500 : 0.001= 2500000

you need to kill 2.5 million people if you want a sword made of blood

(what am I doing with my life)

How to seduce your hot and shady neighbor in 10 steps, while solving your friend family drama on the way

A guide by Roy Harper

Hello, guys, so here is the master post for my latest JayRoy fanfic. I will post one scene per day for the next month and link the content here. Many thanks for @haithhegimp for the wonderful beta job on such short notice and the amazing cover for the story.

Step 1: introduce yourself. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 2: be friendly. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Step 3: don't ask questions. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 4: find common interests. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Step 5: use your kid as a honeytrap. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Step 6: be reliable (and still don't ask questions). Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

Step 7: get close. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 8: get closer. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 9: realize you already met the family. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Step 10: get the shovel talk anyway. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

as a person with Dutch as their native language,

I cannot read Vader in the English way, I always read it in the Dutch way (in Dutch, vader means father), and in some Anakin redemption fics it can be soooo annoying! especially if it's a fic where Luke almost wants to call Vader his father, it feels like he already does!

Kim Dokja is definitely a fanfic reader, but is he a Wattpad or an AO3 user?

idk who made up the shipname for Gwaine x Arthur, but Arwaine is not the superior shipname, I am pro Gwarthur, please use this beautiful shipname carefully....

(i love making up shipnames that sound as terrible as it can be. why make some cute shipname if you can also just use an conflation from hell)

i do not ship them very much, but i was reading some gwainelin (merlin x gwaine) fics and then I started thinking about the word gwarthur, and I needed to share

Lego Ninjago ruined the name Lloyd for me

It is impossible to read it for me in any other way than Laloyd

am I the only one who doesn't headcanon Percy Jackson as a Gryffindor? I have read a lot of fanfics where they put Percy in Gryffindor and I don't think it would be his Hogwarts house.

And even though Percy is brave and known for helping people, his fatal flaw is loyalty!!! that is the most Hufflepuff trait you can have! And of course, Hufflepuff isn't as "cool" and awesome as Gryffindor, but Percy would be a perfect puff.

For those who forgot, these are Hogwarts' house traits.

Gryffindors: bravery helping others, and chivalry.

Hufflepuffs: hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.

Ravenclaws: intelligence, knowledge, planning ahead, and wit.

Slytherins: ambition, cunningness, heritage, and resourcefulness.