James Acaster Is How I Imagine Remus Lupin

Jason: *walks into living room and pauses, looking at tim* uh Tim: *frowns as he looks up from a book* what? Jason: um. Tim: dude. Spit it out. Jason: *still staring* you like that book? Tim: yeah I’m really loving it! It’s a new bestseller, Steph recommended it. It’s a fun fantasy. ‘S got dragons and the romance is nice and Jane Austen-esque. You should read it, it’s right up your alley. Jason: uh. Okay. I’ll, uh, look into it. And, uh, what about the author? Know anything about them? Tim: *frowns* aside from the fact that there’s like, no information about them, no Jason: *chuckles nervously* ah, yeah. Haha.

Jason, later to his editor: hey can we change my pseudonym? I wanna use “Todd Peter” and see how long it takes for my brother to yell at me editor: Jason that’s not how pseudonyms work

does anyone have any good professor overshare x professor brickwall fic recommendations?

I just read 'Professor Todd's Mysterious Man' by TaxiCabToSlowtown

and I enjoyed it a lot. i have also read a jayvic version of this trope, but I can't find more

I feel whelmed today

am I the only one who doesn't headcanon Percy Jackson as a Gryffindor? I have read a lot of fanfics where they put Percy in Gryffindor and I don't think it would be his Hogwarts house.

And even though Percy is brave and known for helping people, his fatal flaw is loyalty!!! that is the most Hufflepuff trait you can have! And of course, Hufflepuff isn't as "cool" and awesome as Gryffindor, but Percy would be a perfect puff.

For those who forgot, these are Hogwarts' house traits.

Gryffindors: bravery helping others, and chivalry.

Hufflepuffs: hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.

Ravenclaws: intelligence, knowledge, planning ahead, and wit.

Slytherins: ambition, cunningness, heritage, and resourcefulness.

When I was younger, I always had a little bit of a crush on Jack Frost, but now, because I'm older and wiser, I know the truth,

Jack Frost's attractiveness pales in comparison to North's.

How did I not see how hot he was when I was younger?! he is sooo sexy with his tattoos and his beard

I love that man

why are there no Nightwing sweaters with the words I love Dick. I need this.

Update: I made the sweater but couldn't find a site where I could give the shoulder two stripes.

I am a big Percy Jackson fan but one thing always annoyed me about the big prophesy

A half-blood of the eldest gods,

Shall reach sixteen against all odds.

And see the world in endless sleep,

A hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.

A single choice shall end his days,

Olympus to preserve or raze.

do you notice how they say "eldest gods". Everyone assumes it is about one of the children of the "big three" (Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon). They are not the only "eldest gods" around. If you think about it, this could also be about Demeter! (Hera and Hestia are both unable to get half-blood children, Hera can't cheat and Hestia is a maiden goddess who made a vow of chastity.) And there is more, Aphrodite is the oldest god! She was a child of Uranus (something explained in Heroes of Olympus). So why wasn't Silena Beauregard not the one in the prophesy??? She was 16 17ish when she died!!!!!

So they could've said big three, oldest brothers, etc.

idk who made up the shipname for Gwaine x Arthur, but Arwaine is not the superior shipname, I am pro Gwarthur, please use this beautiful shipname carefully....

(i love making up shipnames that sound as terrible as it can be. why make some cute shipname if you can also just use an conflation from hell)

i do not ship them very much, but i was reading some gwainelin (merlin x gwaine) fics and then I started thinking about the word gwarthur, and I needed to share

kinda disappointed in the hermitcraft fandom rn (especially the Grain fans) when I looked up Solidarity for some Timmy fics on ao3 I couldn't find any Timmy | Solidarity tags. Even a Timmy | Jimmy | Solidarity would have been funny but noooo, only the Jimmy | Solidarity tag exists.

so please dear fic writers use his lore accurate name, and don't be a bore

this says a lot about bruce...

I love that there are also a lot of variants of the tag, like Bruce Wayne's C+ parenting

I love the batfandom

bruce......