You Know You're An ENTP When #113

ENTP? More like

extrovert with no friends

Craving passion and yet terrified of commitment.

xNTP (via aesthetic-types)

The darkest minds tend to hide behind the most unlikely faces.

Alexandra Bracken (via quotemadness)

“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

INTPs

Inferior Si & Romance

Me: Hey, I like this person.

Si: Like, romantically?

Me: Yes. I think so, yes.

Inferior Si: Here's all the times that hurt you like a motherfucker.

Me: Hey that hurts.

Inferior Si: Now feel it.

Me: *projects all the hate on person*

Inferior Si: Nice

Enneagram - Integration and Disintegration Points Explained

Type 1: Ones are perfectionists in every way. Because of this perfectionism, they cannot enjoy their lives. However, the one believes achieving perfection would bring them joy. Thus, once they realize that joy cannot be found in perfection, they integrate to seven. When they keep denying themselves that joy, however, they get moody and depressed, like fours. Thus, they disintegrate to four. Type 2: Twos want to help everybody. However what they really want is acceptance, like a four does. Once they realize that they are loved and accepted, they integrate to four. However, when they do not realize that, they get manipulative and want to be repaid as evidence that they are appreciated and loved. Thus, they crave power in people’s lives, and disintegrate to eight. Type 3: Threes want to be successful and work hard toward that success. However, what they really want is security. Success allows them to be secure in both their self-image and in their wallet. Thus, when those needs are met, they integrate to six. When they cannot get their success, they begin to lose hope and become listless. Thus, they disintegrate to nine. Type 4: Fours want to make a mark on the world. They want to be accepted as individuals and express their individuality. Doing this is their form of perfection. Once the individual is perfected, they integrate to one. However, if they fail in their goal, they start seeking approval. Thus, they disintegrate to two. Type 5: Fives have a thirst for knowledge. They want this knowledge so that they may understand the world so they may have a sense of control. Once they feel that they have control over their environment, they integrate to eight. If this goal cannot be met, they get worrisome and panicky. Thus, they disintegrate to seven. Type 6: Sixes want security and safeness overall. Being safe gives them peace of mind. Thus, they integrate at nine. When they cannot get this security, they may lash out, getting competitive and arrogant, especially if counterphobic. However, this lashing out is only an expression of their inner struggle with accepting or rejecting authority. Thus, they disintegrate at three. Type 7: Sevens crave fun and variety. They love taking in a variety of experiences. What they really want, however, is focus and fulfilment. Once they get that, they integrate at five. When they can’t get that focus, they criticize themselves for not meeting their expectations. Thus, they disintegrate at one. Type 8: Eights want to be in power and have control. That way, they can protect themselves. Once they are able to protect themselves, they can focus on helping others. Eights really do want to help others, but they want to lead them. Thus, when not feeling threatened, they integrate at two. When they feel that their power is slipping, however, they get anxious and want that control back. Thus, they disintegrate at five. Type 9: Nines want inner peace. However, their sense of self is lacking, and that’s part another part of what they aspire to me. Once they can realize who they are and what they want, they start to assert themselves and achieve what they want. Thus, they integrate at three. When their inner peace is disturbed, they get anxious and seek security so that their peace may be restored. Thus, they disintegrate at six.

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Why the types are dangerous: ENTP Edition

ENTPs will see all the possible outcomes of a situation before you can even finish processing one

They’ll have you second-guessing yourself in seconds

While you may be lulled into thinking that ENTPs are socially and emotionally inept, they’re looking to turn the tables on the people making them look awkward

Have uncrackable poker face

Masters of subtle sarcasm –Are they joking? Are they serious? Are they making fun of you? You’ll never know and therefore never have the upper hand

Nothing is ever enough, they always need more, they need to know more, they need to see more, they’re black holes

ENTPs find loopholes in everything, especially rules 

Depression meal 1016

Reading about quantum physics

What the enneagrams are thinking

1: what the fuck this mother fucker right here I swear I won’t say anything but I AM SO PISSED

2: man why doesn’t everyone want to TAKE CARE OF EVERYONE?

3: I will be better. I must be better. Better than you. Better than me. Better better better

4: I am different and therefore better. These people are sheeple

5: *abstract shapes floating through space* AHA. I UNDERSTAND IT ALL NOW!

6, phobic: there are so many people so many things where are my blankets I feel UNSTABLE

6, counterphobic: *high pitched non stop screaming*

7: I wanna do a line. 10 lines. Not enough. Tomorrow I’ll fly to Bulgaria. Maybe Ireland. Nvm I know I’m just gonna chill w my pals

8: I want to shred this person’s liver and make bruschetta out of it for my girlfriend and I to eat at brunch

9: HAHAHHAHAHAHA I’m not angry I am chill, chill man chill I AM SO NICE