He Barked. Out Loud In The Middle Of A Public Hospital. At His Boss

i dont see anyone talk about marcus near enough he is literally the most pookie ever

i just know he is constantly in the middle of a sugar crash

update: i bought him as an action figure because he was $5 and now he hangs out with my hello kittys

(yes kitty does steal his g*n)

NO THEY UNFROZE HIM

PUT HIM BACK HE CAN TALK AGAIN I HATE IT HERE

how am i supposed to be taken seriously when my form of humor is saying “peepee”

OH MY GOD I HATE CHASE SO MUCH WHY TF ARE YOU FAT SHAMING A LITERAL TEN YEAR OLD KYS

ducklings i'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself

house is having another vicodin induced hallucination.. it’s all.. wilson ?!?!?@:@&4@_]

he’s going crazy (i would too)

og under the cut!

face reveal

guys i was literally stabbed in the back today

by the biggest needle i’ve ever seen in my life wtf

tag your traumatized man comfort character

rewatching house for *mumbles an embarrassingly high number* time, and seeing tiny little baby season 1 wilson

hes the definition of babygirl, pookie, sweetheart, snugglemuffin, sweet baby angel, cutie patootie, etc