Little Mo Is Little Indeed~

zhan zheng xi: *kisses jian yi's hand*

zhan zheng xi: happy one year, love.

jian yi: ...

jian yi: actually, i'm 20...

tianshan are literally:

he tian: can i pat it?

mo guan shan, holding a cat: yes.

he tian, patting mo: oww, so cute.

jian yi, admiring zheng xi from a distance: he could end my life anytime and i'd thank him.

he tian and mo guan shan: we'd thank him too.

he tian is, like, on a completely different level. this man kissed his beloved one on the cheek, and boom, they're already married.

catboy / catman

mo guan shan: i hate seeing you like this.

he tian: like what?

mo guan shan: in person.

i couldn't believe it, so i went to check...

what tHE FUCK???!??!?

its been over a year since mo was attacked, I'm just.... is time even real are we even here rn???

mo guan shan: go get some sleep, you're as pale as a vampire.

he tian: well, if i'm a vampire, i need to suck you off to fortify-

he tian, tired after a long day at work: hey, guan shan, can you do that thing that makes me happy?

mo guan shan: *smiles*

he tian: yeah, thank you.

he tian: when i die my tombstone won’t say “RIP” it’ll say “VIP”.

mo guan shan: that’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you.

he tian: yeah, the throne.