He Tian: I Don't Want A Lot For Christmas

jian yi: gay panic

zhan zheng xi: hidden gay panic

he tian: protective mode

mo guan shan: self-concious, but loved

mo guan shan: go get some sleep, you're as pale as a vampire.

he tian: well, if i'm a vampire, i need to suck you off to fortify-

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operator: 911 what's your emergency?

jian yi: hey man, yeah, see i'm cooking something here. i was wondering how much trouble you could get in for uh, meth.

operator: and you called the police to ask how. illegal the meth is?

jian yi: well yeah, i figured if anyone would know, it'd be you guys?

operator: *types on keyboard*

operator: is that jian yi of *address*

jian yi: no, uh... jian yi is not here right now can i take a message?

operator: the police are on their way, jian yi.

jian yi: aw, shit, nuts, i mean, yeah that's fine, cause nothing's wrong here, exept me cooking some meth, aw double nuts i sad it again.

operator: see you soon, jian yi.

jian yi: alright, it was great talking to you.

operator: it was great talking to you too.

jian yi: you now, xixi, all people make mistakes...

zhan zheng xi: ?

jy: but i forgive you, don't worry.

zzx: for what?

jy: because you haven't asked me out yet?.. it's obvious, xixi. you're so silly sometimes.

zzx, emotionless: ok... are you free this weekend?

jy, totally shocked: ????????

guan shan fell asleep thinking about tian's words.

he tian: no emotions, life is shitty.

mo guan shan: yo, chicken dick.

he tian: many emotions, life is amazing.

if it was tian instead of jian yi, guan shan would really mean it.

Jian, reading a romance novel: Do you believe in true love?

Mo: I believe you’re a true pain in my ass.

i can't stop thinking about the first time he tian wakes up in mo's arms. for the first time, someone will take care of him after a nightmare, comfort and hug him. for the first time, he tian'll feel truly not alone, needed.

oldxian, please show us this moment.

i think oldxian is planning to rip out our hearts and make us howl in pain on christmas eve. we have to be prepared for tian's leaving... so cruel (ಥ﹏ಥ)