Severeballoonknot - The Pee-pee Poo-poo Man

as a small child my favourite activity was the kubrick stare

losing isn't enough i want emilia perez to be shot in the street like a dog

Who is this jersey Mike and why’s he got so many subs

All y'all fuckers when you say you ain't gonna vote

I’m sending you off to Rupaul’s drag race like it’s the pound and you’re not welcome home until you’ve won and rightfully earned yourself a long, wet, three person kiss from Rupaul, Miss America, and Saint Peter all at once!

narcissistic abuse believers will be like "NOTHING is more evil than a narcissist!! they revel in the suffering of others!!" and then dedicate time and resources to hunting down pwNPD for the sole purpose of inflicting pain upon them for fun

sorry to have to tell you this but if a stranger comes to your inbox or slides in your DMs asking you for your money with some sob story, no matter how tragic and convincing the story is, they are a scammer — especially if the story is obviously copied and pasted, formatted in the exact same way as the other 100 bots in your inbox

HMU if you wanna get married. Cool couples ONLY. If you’re lame I’ll scream at such a volume and such a pitch that my glasses will shatter and I’ll make you pay for new ones. And also. Eye surgery for me probably