Jubilee And Vegetables

tiny people stick together

maybe logan gets along with kids cause they have the same point of view, its literally hard for them to look down at somebody

i like the idea that jubilee was a handful to deal with, and i think i read somewhere that the only people had could handle her/ she would listen to are hank and logan, of which she listens to logan more.

so, little jubilee will be menace for scott to handle on his lonesome

scott : jubilee... for the last time its your turn to wash the dishes this week

jubilee : i don't wanna right now

scott : come on jubes, you can't put off your chores any longer

jubilee : you can't make me; like you could anyway *annoyed eye roll*

scott : if you don't get up right now... i'll call mr.wolvie

jubilee : ppfffffttt, *snort* the NHL has started, dummy. good luck trying to get him away from the tv.

scott : i mean it jubilee, i will do it.

jubilee : yeah right

scott : *with perfect calm, feigning defeat takes a few steps away, and takes a deep breath* MR.WOOOOLLLLVVVVIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

jubilee : oh SHIT! *starts running towards the kitchen*

** in the background, the audience begins to hear logan's pained groan, his team is losing and his eardrums now hurt**

bookmark i made in February ^-^

i feel that's definitely not going to happen

“I need to stop imagining situations in my head that aren’t going to happen.”

— Unknown

i'm not talking to my self i'm just having long monologues about something someone did just a couple minutes back, and got inspired by it to have a bout of whimsical creative flamboyance, but i can't do it physically right now, i don't have the materials. hence i choose the vast canvas of my mind to illustrate concepts i came up with just to forget them by the next day and only remembering a tidbit of it: which i then proceed to write out in a post

Logan has 2 or more 'queer' awakenings

how/why?

After spending childhood (till age 19/20) in Canadian wilderness he has a reintroduction to society from the lowest darkest sections in the early 1800 s . He hadn't met any human/mutant for a long while; he didn't have an idea what to expect, how attraction works for people etc. He's learning and exploring the gender roles, courting, gender expectations & typical behaviors. He sort of realized he liked men ( the "manly-bearded-strong" men *wink* *wink* ) and pretty dresses (not very comfy though) soon enough. Being a man or woman does not strongly resonate with him but he want freedom and does not want to be oppressed,so after some observation he chooses to be a "manly man".

Started talking, walking like a guy, starts to learn to flirt ( eg: wolf whistling because manner less guy behavior ) in order to fit in; maybe to climb the social ladder ( mysterious personal reasons) Yada yada plot happens realizes he *LIKES* women too. Has a mini/sizable personal crisis because hetero-normative society and he had kinda imbibed some of those values. Obviously didn't tell anyone, being openly queer wasn't great for him in any way( already notorious in the murder business). He was basically in the closet , but did have a few relationships at the time, kept it lowkey.

In all, gradually knew he liked guys in the beginning; had an "anime-hit-in-the-head-hard-view-changing" moment when he knew knew women are HOT

after mind wipes from weapon x etc. Logan kinda sorta has a feeling he knows exactly what way he swings but doesn't fully know how, so not really sure about it. Assumes he likes women from the get-go ( not wrong there). Does have a silly/cute/embarrassing experience properly realizing his sexuality, around the time he was with the X-men. I need to brain storm (2.) comment your ideas too :-)

logan is sitting in on one of scott's trigonometry classes with like 10-15 kids.

kid : when are we ever going to use trigonometry in our life mr.summers

*logan lifts his hand*

scott : umm, yes logan

logan : you can adjust the angle at which the gun is tilted so that you can assassinate the target at the lower floor in the building next to you. *the kid looks horrified, others look at logan morbidly*

scott : thats... correct. why was that the first example to cross your mind?!

logan : you tell me

im a firm believer that logan is completely illiterate. like, he cant read at all, and cant write either. he doesnt have a phone for this reason; everyone thinks hes just being an Old Guy but he genuinely cannot get any of the information being conveyed to him on a phone. no one, not even the telepaths, realize this until hank hands logan a note one day and logan goes, "i cant read this."

and everyone's like, "why?" assuming the handwriting might just be hard to decipher or too small or smudged or something.

and logan says, "i cant read."

it takes three hours for him to convince everyone he's serious

I've gone absolutely feral, foaming at the mouth, my cyclops brainrot has become terminal and he's all I can draw atm.

zero at time of reblogging one is truly a lonely number