logan secretly had the ability to control the movement of his hair, i.e. the can make all his hair stand up to make himself more threatening/bigger, but if you're not threatened by him he looks like a big, fluffy, black puff ball
Shout out if you also include erotica or smut in your works to turn meaningful narrative into an indulgent detour designed only to stimulate arousal
i bet my fat ass that logan definitely got a gag gift from kurt, the gift being that it was a decent fitting shirt when paired with one of his black bell bottoms gives him 'holy modern saint vibes' and the text on the shirt says something like 'patron saint of yearnings' because no matter what happens to logan, he always YEARNS, whether for an indulgent chocolate cake all to himself while watching hockey, or for his secret homosexual lover(a man) he was with for more than 50 years, who loved logan unconditionally
just to project myself onto him, he sees something/skills he likes or is interested in, maybe buys some of it, does his impulsive , obsessive research on it and learns it really well
its not an obvious conversation topic, but once your on it , our silent guy becomes a chatterbox.
and where's the best place to indulge in knowledge acquisition and have lone time/ avoid talking --- the library!!!
I feel like we all need to understand that Wolverine being a gruff badass loner is a surface level facade of Logan, because once the battle ends and you get closer to Logan you realise that Logan is....kinda a fucking nerd?
He's a damn weeb (love it or hate it) and he reads loads of books (literature teacher/librarian Logan?! Please someone write a fic about Logan being like a grouchy old lady librarian at a small library or bookstore. Like I bet he would talk about books with random students.).
He learns whole new skills to impress his partner (wife-guy Logan? Let him pull that Gomez Addams shit, they're both short kings who aren't conventionaly atractive so why not go all the way?).
Also he canonicaly can't swim for shit, whitch considering all his skills, that is pretty funny (mostly due to his skeleton rather than a lack of ability to swim).
if he does stories i bet he does bedtime lullabies. not the little cutesy ones, like 'twinkle twinkle little star', but like bad ass ones he sorta heard growing up or something he made up
he doesn't know any lullabies as such, so as lullabies he sings old old songs which brought him comfort to the little kids, basically deep meaningful songs.
maybe one of the songs revolve around a child traveling the cold icy terrain of canada, walking through the woods all alone, always learning something about himself through the surrounding nature and wildlife?
all the kids love it and now pester him to sing a lullaby especially the tiny tots. :-)
maybe he secretly tucks them in at night ;-)
the image of Logan having semi-regular storytimes about his missions/adventures with little life lessons in them is all thats running thro my mind now
*it's jubilee's birthday* logan : well jubes i'll gift ya some of my assets jubilee : ew no , i already have my natural assets. logan : you got none, darling. 'sides there practical stuff, you know for the long term part. and i got plenty jubilee :i still don't need yours! logan : *realises what she is talking about* *facepalms* jubilee : what
somebody : *for some reason* LOGAN!!!What is wrong with you today ?!?! Scott Summer : What isn't wrong with him everyday...
i have a QUESTION with no clear answer from google. so naturally i must imagine a crazy theory.
THEORY: due to stress, he manifests his powers as a preteen or in his early teens
while exploring the extent of his powers he realises that he can magnetize parts of his body to some extent. for example, child magneto temporary makes his fingers like a magnet then using his fingers to find coins stuck in the sand another instance could be that he sort of rubs a piece of metal a certain direction for a few minutes , boom, it becomes a magnet
now suppose some of the magnetic properties' residue is left on his hands, its taking a while to fade away. before which he some how loosened the colour of his hair because it accidentally got magnetized /polarized several times (basically hair colour damage) now say he just puts his hands on head and fingers through his hair. the horror on little magneto's face seeing his hair suddenly becoming white; his thoughts "AAAHHHH why am i turning into an old man so soon, i haven't even seen/thanked CAPTAIN AMERICA and the HOWLING COMMANDOS yet!!!! "
17 maybe?