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in a good mood, nothing crashing or catching fire, he has nothing to do, he's restless. he CLEANS. 1st starts with cleaning the tops and shelves of his room, then wipes the little stuff , organizes this stuff/ clothes by season and utility, makes the bed, clears the beer bottles. you can't see a spec of dust where its not supposed to be.

2nd sort of tidies up the common area 3rd leaves people shocked, "when did you become a neat freak?"

Lots of people say Logan is a messy person. I have to disagree. (Not disrespecting your opinion of course!) I think, he is fairly tidy. He was in the military for years, where the rooms are regularly checked, the beds have to be made a specific way as well as how clothes are stored in the locker. Also of the glimpses we see in movies and comics and cartoons his room always seems tidy. Everything stored neatly and no laundry lying around. In the first movie where Rogue looks into his RV and notices the laundry hanging on a makeshift line, dirty dishes and boxes with stuff lying around, (he doesn't even have a mattress, he either sleeps on the floor or in cheap motels) i think that's because he was deeply depressed. He was going from place to place for 15 years at that time, with no memories of who he was or where he came from. He would drink his sorrows away at bars, taking on occasional jobs like bouncer or cage fighter. It depends on Logan's well being how he treats himself and his surroundings. Is he doing well he will take care of himself and be tidy. Is he not, he will neglect himself and his living space will be messy.

That being said, i can totally imagine him being the one to remind Wade to clean up after himself and have nothing lying around, that Althea could fall over. Often Logan comes home, Wade is still somewhere, and he will wash the scattered clothes in the sink, because he doesn't wanna bother with the washing machine and he knows how to wash by hand. He will do the dishes by hand also and sweep the apartment, because he hates the noise the vacuum makes. Wade calls him his "house-husband"

*it's jubilee's birthday* logan : well jubes i'll gift ya some of my assets jubilee : ew no , i already have my natural assets. logan : you got none, darling. 'sides there practical stuff, you know for the long term part. and i got plenty jubilee :i still don't need yours! logan : *realises what she is talking about* *facepalms* jubilee : what

logan is sitting in on one of scott's trigonometry classes with like 10-15 kids.

kid : when are we ever going to use trigonometry in our life mr.summers

*logan lifts his hand*

scott : umm, yes logan

logan : you can adjust the angle at which the gun is tilted so that you can assassinate the target at the lower floor in the building next to you. *the kid looks horrified, others look at logan morbidly*

scott : thats... correct. why was that the first example to cross your mind?!

logan : you tell me

im a firm believer that logan is completely illiterate. like, he cant read at all, and cant write either. he doesnt have a phone for this reason; everyone thinks hes just being an Old Guy but he genuinely cannot get any of the information being conveyed to him on a phone. no one, not even the telepaths, realize this until hank hands logan a note one day and logan goes, "i cant read this."

and everyone's like, "why?" assuming the handwriting might just be hard to decipher or too small or smudged or something.

and logan says, "i cant read."

it takes three hours for him to convince everyone he's serious

jubilee and vegetables

hallooo fellow lovers!! i had a silly scene playing in my head

jubilee is 9/12 ish , already kinda attached to logan and rest of the x men but still very bratty and disobedient.

has a moment where most of the x men have tried to coerce her or make her get a bedtime and eat her vegetables because she mostly eats junk food. the're worried she's not getting enough nutrients.

almost everybody has given a shot; logan goes "ah, why the hell not". He tells her a short story when he was a boy her age, something happened yada yada he couldn't eat veggies for years and got hunted/had to survive predators as an adolescent in the good ol' freezing canadian wilderness, hence never had a great sleep schedule. He continues this in complete seriousness and concludes the story by saying that because he didn't eat his veggies and got good sleep he never grew tall, (then in a mournful tone) and that's why he never gets the stuff on the upper shelves. he further says he doesn't want that for jubilee, wants her to become taller and stronger.

at this point jubilee doesn't know logan has any capacity for humor, so she accepts it as the truth. after that she does it instantaneously. rest of the x men are shocked and logan is feeling smug

Besides jubilee has her own motivations now, them being taller and stronger than logan so that one day

she can tease him by keeping everything out of his reach

hold him upside-down by the ankle and shake all his money(for clothes, duh ) out of his pockets (in cartoon-ish fashion) with all his secrets also out of his hair deflating it, letting it succumb to gravity. now with his flat hair logan can't gain extra inches, but she can ( cute evil cartoon laughter in her inner monologue )

i haven't fully thought out what logan's story here would be here, but maybe it could be semi- true , but logan wouldn't know that himself

i'm not sure of jubilee's canon comic age when she met the x men, so this is kinda a headcanon ??

let me know your silly fluffy ideas in the comments :-)

possible AU where wolverine is a x men villain at first whose identity is only revealed(partially) to Prof.X, is later recruited to the team by Prof.X for slightly shady reasons unknown to the rest of the x men in exchange for recovering his memories.

*he has learning disabilities/mental illness of some kind

*purposely acts dumb and extra beastly (more growls in his speech other than his natural amount of growls) to be underestimated by them/gain trust to infiltrate X mansion to see if any other shady business going around

in the name of the lord i ask thee, which devil from the depths of hell put thou through such tests of thy will, my effulgent angel

17 maybe?

guuuyyyyys i got a headcanon!!!!!!!!! one of logan's first jobs as a youth was at a morgue basically cutting up and examining bodies, sorta preserving them for a while for their funerals, carving tombstones, the works.. i.e. learning to do everything you do at a morgue and a funeral home hence he learns how to professionally/ medically dissect bodies. very good for his murder business ..... good good. also, and most importantly, he had learned to do makeup.... on corpses for funerals. so naturally when he ever went to a party, he’s always decked out in elegant funeral clothes, resembling morticia addams, a bit macabre but captivating

logurt shippers, i have a question for you

why is logan attracted to kurt? why is kurt attracted to logan?

is it truly because they understand each other through their own trauma, is it their religious views challenging the other's; or could it be just friendship metamorphosing into a slow romance?

when i just learnt of logurt, i thought they just had a spark between them, friendship just happened, and so did romance. on exploring tumblr my eyes were opened to many more reasons.

i love this ship , less for it being a ship between 2 interesting characters , more for the nostalgia it gives me, for it was the start of my journey of shipping.

oh what a beautiful, innocent beginning it was....

tumblrarians show me why you love logurt. if not , expand my world to the ships you love in the comments :-)