Justice For Local Good Boy, Super Driven And With Optic Laser Beams

is magneto's hair white even in his youth?

i have a QUESTION with no clear answer from google. so naturally i must imagine a crazy theory.

THEORY: due to stress, he manifests his powers as a preteen or in his early teens

while exploring the extent of his powers he realises that he can magnetize parts of his body to some extent. for example, child magneto temporary makes his fingers like a magnet then using his fingers to find coins stuck in the sand another instance could be that he sort of rubs a piece of metal a certain direction for a few minutes , boom, it becomes a magnet

now suppose some of the magnetic properties' residue is left on his hands, its taking a while to fade away. before which he some how loosened the colour of his hair because it accidentally got magnetized /polarized several times (basically hair colour damage) now say he just puts his hands on head and fingers through his hair. the horror on little magneto's face seeing his hair suddenly becoming white; his thoughts "AAAHHHH why am i turning into an old man so soon, i haven't even seen/thanked CAPTAIN AMERICA and the HOWLING COMMANDOS yet!!!! "

costumes

does anybody else want wolverine (og) to get a radically different costume he designed on his own, maybe even with a different colour scheme.

i'm seriously feeling..... odd looking at this fellow's costumes. it's only minor edits here and there maybe the blue gets replaced with black or brown, or for 'stealth' reasons his costume is in a shade of black/grey.

did he even get a chance to design his costume, like EVER!??!

hell! he is usually the first person to go in battle. why isn't his costume durable, his healing factor would be conserved more if it wasn't constantly healing superficial or unavoidable injuries.

oh fiery beast i see your true form in this plain mortal scene

in a good mood, nothing crashing or catching fire, he has nothing to do, he's restless. he CLEANS. 1st starts with cleaning the tops and shelves of his room, then wipes the little stuff , organizes this stuff/ clothes by season and utility, makes the bed, clears the beer bottles. you can't see a spec of dust where its not supposed to be.

2nd sort of tidies up the common area 3rd leaves people shocked, "when did you become a neat freak?"

Lots of people say Logan is a messy person. I have to disagree. (Not disrespecting your opinion of course!) I think, he is fairly tidy. He was in the military for years, where the rooms are regularly checked, the beds have to be made a specific way as well as how clothes are stored in the locker. Also of the glimpses we see in movies and comics and cartoons his room always seems tidy. Everything stored neatly and no laundry lying around. In the first movie where Rogue looks into his RV and notices the laundry hanging on a makeshift line, dirty dishes and boxes with stuff lying around, (he doesn't even have a mattress, he either sleeps on the floor or in cheap motels) i think that's because he was deeply depressed. He was going from place to place for 15 years at that time, with no memories of who he was or where he came from. He would drink his sorrows away at bars, taking on occasional jobs like bouncer or cage fighter. It depends on Logan's well being how he treats himself and his surroundings. Is he doing well he will take care of himself and be tidy. Is he not, he will neglect himself and his living space will be messy.

That being said, i can totally imagine him being the one to remind Wade to clean up after himself and have nothing lying around, that Althea could fall over. Often Logan comes home, Wade is still somewhere, and he will wash the scattered clothes in the sink, because he doesn't wanna bother with the washing machine and he knows how to wash by hand. He will do the dishes by hand also and sweep the apartment, because he hates the noise the vacuum makes. Wade calls him his "house-husband"

possible AU where wolverine is a x men villain at first whose identity is only revealed(partially) to Prof.X, is later recruited to the team by Prof.X for slightly shady reasons unknown to the rest of the x men in exchange for recovering his memories.

*he has learning disabilities/mental illness of some kind

*purposely acts dumb and extra beastly (more growls in his speech other than his natural amount of growls) to be underestimated by them/gain trust to infiltrate X mansion to see if any other shady business going around

how and why does logan have a secret-not-so-secret thing for cheek kisses . i refuse to believe its a right only ororo has, but a right only she has used it (maybe abused MUHAHAHA)

general consensus: logan looks better with long hair just like akihiro

*comment which hairstyles will look good at him-- maybe something old fashions maybe some curls

:-)

jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants

she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.

AND got him to shave his side burns for a day

(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)

*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!

tiny people problem

logan is around 5 feet tall, yes?

assuming the shelves at the supermarket is over 6 feet tall, our little tough man can't reach the top shelves for his maple syrup.

he has obviously tried to use a plastic stool but it broke cause of his weight

so, what does he do?

if ororo is free he gets her to tag along, if not her.... maybe scott ...because he's reasonable and not gonna tease the shit out of logan like other's will cause they are waiting for the moment of weakness to appear, to strike, for all the teases and snark logan has blessed them over the years.

if those 2 are not present for whatever UN-meeting-or-peace-coordinating-mission reasons, ....and if he's feeling petty ..... for a certain blond telepath calling him mean mean untrue things ..... and maybe mind controlling him a few times....

next time logan is seen leaving a grocery store, he has all the top shelf items, looking fashionable in one of emma's corsets and earrings, in tight pair of pants, strutting along with the cart in her 12 inch stripper heels.... ;-)

( heee hee heee! )

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somebody : *for some reason* LOGAN!!!What is wrong with you today ?!?! Scott Summer : What isn't wrong with him everyday...